E-Marty For MVP

@d1996_mike @JoinDeepRock Where’s that damn tin can!?

@JoinDeepRock Deep Rock seriously needs to invest in some better equipment.

@WESanborn @itsmespaghet @MorePerfectUS Tillis isn’t re-running thank god, not sure about @SenTedBuddNC

@itsmespaghet @MorePerfectUS Both North Carolina senators voted no? Y’all in NC need to fix that

BREAKING: The Senate has passed the biggest housing affordability bill in 30 years, and it includes a ban on investors buying single-family homes. The bill passed 89-10.

@itsmespaghet @MorePerfectUS Not surprised both Tillis and Bud voted no.

@Lt_Amazil @WendolynLamchop WE HAVE THINGS AGAIN

@WendolynLamchop RAAALLLEIGH! IT'S A BRASS BONANZA!

New guys, welcome…kinda 🥲

@NHLPR @NHL @FlaPanthers @NYIslanders @espn

Matthew Tkachuk and the @FlaPanthers will try to gain ground in the playoff race when they face record-setting 18-year-old rookie defenseman Matthew Schaefer and the @NYIslanders on @ESPN.

@HenryBattleran @hareborne1 @TidyWire Dove into the archives for that one 🤣

@hareborne1 @TidyWire Try AOL Messenger. Now that's old😭

The dumbfuck CEO running Discord after bankrupting the company in one night:

@QuebecPizza @LelouchLM @PollUrsus @discord_support @discord He’s listed as an Arab Christian

@LelouchLM @PollUrsus @discord_support @discord Half Arab too isn't he? I could be wrong though

Discord will soon be expanding teen safety protections worldwide including teen-by-default settings and age assurance designed to create safer experiences for teens. We’re also launching recruitment for Discord's first Teen Council, creating a space for teen voices to help shape our safety and wellbeing work. Applications are now open for US teens ages 13–17. Learn more about these updates here: dis.gd/teen-safety

@canesreport1 @jarvilicious We could still use to Tampa though.

@jarvilicious This really is our best path man

PAUL MAURICE EJECTED

@Bos88Enjoyer @zettzilla If Florida is gonna continue falling off like this, it’s definitely anybody’s game aside from Tampa

@zettzilla Besides Tampa I legitimately think the Eastern Conference is wide open this year.

the atlantic is a social experiment

@Cowboy6482 @TheWarMonitor Waffle House sadly isn’t that far north yet

@TheWarMonitor Her first job must have been at Waffle House. She should have just earned a scholarship to a decent school.

Viewer Discretion Advised A group of teens allegedly planned to attack and film a 16-year-old girl working alone at a pizzeria. Police say she, a trained athlete, fought back in self-defense, injuring several attackers. After reviewing video and CCTV footage, officers arrested the would-be attackers.

@SashaBarky Vegas needs its own tier.

I give this list an A+

Insane is correct. Insane dive😭✌🏼✌🏼

The playoffs are lame without KC.

Canes take it, 9-1.

Globalism has failed. Americanism will Prevail.

#CARvsTB “Dark Days”!? They’ve won 3 super bowls!

One more 👀

@UrinatingTree Refs are making it clear they want Tampa to win…

So most of us are in agreement that we want the Panthers to win this, right? I'm just sick of Tampa Bay's bullshit these past few months.

@peta theguardian.com/us-news/2017/a… This you?

When experiments on animals fail this much, we should all question whether they actually advance science. (Spoiler alert: they don’t.)