Statsdan

@robtFPL Thanks for everything you do!

Another huge thanks for all the support this year - hope the graphics and Solio projections have been helpful! Enjoy the summer and see you all next #FPL season 😎

If you want an example of how depressing this season has been, there's about 5 players this could be about 😂

2 weeks ago I was at 35k, at half time I was at 140k. Mixed emotions about the final OR but at least the final day was fun.

@FPL__Jack My first hitless season too! Slightly worse rank though 🤣

Haaland to Bowen 1/1 FT. My first hitless season. 10.3k 🫣

@FPLSopho Solidarity, what a horrible week 🥲

GW37 - 43 and a monster red from 25k to 50k. On the pitch, *everything* went wrong bar a Michael Keane assist. I have no complaints seeing as I consciously made a risk based team very capable of halving/doubling rank to chase a Top 10k. 1FT for 38, we wait for City info. #FPL

One of the worst weeks I've ever had in FPL. Somehow worse than last week! It's not been a very fun end to the season.

@Jon_Mackenzie So this is why he didn't let Reece James/Gusto overlap.

John Muller has just brought this to my attention...

@MarkkuOjala_ @FPL_DoubleBogey Managers ranked a zillion worrying about Gyokeres being benched

No one decent other than @FPL_DoubleBogey owns Gyökeres anyway

I am the best FPL manager over the past few years. Decision-making, not data models, is what determines your outcomes. I wrote some reflections on what fantasy sports teaches us about that. decidership.com/p/decision-ski…

Chelsea’s hierarchy landing Alonso in addition to ceding more control to him is the first time Chelsea have moved in the right direction under Clearlake. 10/10 appointment really

@fpl_tactician 82 mins per start this season but don't let facts get in the way of a good narrative 😅

I’m seeing people starting Joao Pedro after a cup final against De Zerbi’s tight Spurs. 🤣🤣🤣 He doesn’t get good mins in a normal week, even when they have something to play for. Lol

GW37 Muñoz -> Gabriel ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Chelsea Twitter is not a real place 😭

Rank doubled in GW36 😂 Extremely bad time to have an extremely bad week.

And yet again I've blown my hopes of a good season in the final stretch by doing dumb shit.

Conducting a very scientific poll, please only vote if you're a Chelsea fan, thanks. If only one was possible, would you rather:

@TheSaint0608 Sadly, yes.

@FplStatsdan You'll hire him on a 50-year contract, and he'll be gone in a year.

Give him whatever he wants. We cannot mess this up.

@realmixing_desk Todd Boehly isn't really to blame, it's Egbalhi and the sporting directors that are most responsible. But yes, he should stay a mile away from the job unless they explicitly agree to give him more control imo

@FplStatsdan Struggling to see a world in which Xabi Alonso aligns with the recruitment policy of Clearlake and Todd Boehly, eh?