Mr. Fry

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

@DannyJConrad @DanteTheDoc The fake gasp at the end after you ask if he’s allergic was hysterical

Reed doesn’t cut his steak + 1st ever scallop review @DanteTheDoc

@Cubs_Bears_Guy @crawlyscubs Casual simpleton response

@FridayNoseBeers @crawlyscubs Great so every pitcher will throw slower than my grandmother. That’s a winning strategy lol

How did the #Cubs not have a standing offer for Kyle Hendricks to return when he was ready?

@Notnowofrn @a_e_ro_dy_namik @HighyieldHarry I’m an autist by trade.

Got a scoop from a Wells Fargo employee that effective May 1, if you dont use CoPilot at least 3 days/week, your manager will receive an escalation email that you aren’t using AI/CoPilot. And so it begins.

@a_e_ro_dy_namik @HighyieldHarry Can do that in 2 seconds manually in excel. Literally takes longer to type out the request itself.

@HighyieldHarry This is my experience with Copilot Me: This sheet contains 30 products, the names are in Column A. Can you organise Column A by alphabetical order? Copilot: No.

@BlakeHHarris Yeah it was fucking pussy. Eat that fucking L bitch.

Ugliest loss of the season

@BlakeHHarris Dodgers fanbase is inexistent and everybody hates the team. Must be a lot of fun watching with a bunch of loser influencers. Fuck you pussy.

If you're gonna talk shit about an entire fan base, the thing you SHOULDN'T do in front of em is go up there looking like a guy who has never swung a baseball bat

@Dodgers Dumb fucking retards. Take that L. Your fanbase sucks and everybody hates the fuck out of you. Must be a lot of fun being a fan. Influencer ass franchise, fuck you.

A strikeout worthy of taking pictures and whatever.

@goaton5 @Cubs Victory lapped you dumb motherfucker

.@Cubs I beg you to victory lap this

@ESPNMilwaukee @thekapman @ESPN1000 @alex_strouf @gneitzel16 @espnkylew @KyleAndBrust What a fucking joke. And these Milwaukee guys have a job in sports? Embarrassment for the station and the ESPN brand.

The Colston Loveland debate KEEPS going 👀 @thekapman | @ESPN1000

@joeparado @ESPNMilwaukee @alex_strouf Oh yes this retard did, and now he’s trying to backtrack. x.com/ESPNMilwaukee/…

@ESPNMilwaukee @alex_strouf Please tell me this Retard didn't laugh at the Colston Loveland pick.

No laughs from @alex_strouf on the #Bears first round pick this year...

@Stringer_Bell43 @adamjahns @FDuffyNFL All the above. Workhorse, plays the game the right way.

@FridayNoseBeers @adamjahns @FDuffyNFL Would you describe him as a gritty player? How about a guy you would let date your daughter?

The Bears are selecting safety Dillon Thieneman. Some highlights from @FDuffyNFL's scouting report: "Constantly around the ball ... Active, aggressive blitzer .... Sees the game well and sees it fast; has a quick trigger and takes good angles downhill."

@OhioTate Thought that was a fat coke bag in the trash for a sec

Here is 8 minutes of footage detailing an in-depth investigation regarding the allegations that Nicky Smokes did not have intercourse last night. In this video, we take an exclusive look at the shower he allegedly went “meat to meat” in and see if his story lines up.

@DannyJConrad This kid has me cracking up. More of him

BREAKING: REED NAILED HIS FIRST INTERACTION WITH BRIANNA CHICKENFRY

@DannyJConrad @BarstoolYak This kid is a fucking treasure get him in front of the camera more

BREAKING: BRIANNA CHICKENFRY JUST CALLED REED THE HOTTEST GUY ON SET WHILE LIVE ON TIKTOK Reed’s immediate reaction @BarstoolYak

@barstoolspringb This is the dumbest most boring kid I’ve ever seen

Nobody is begging Goldfinger to stay and he’s unsure when he’s leaving

@barstoolspringb Oh Jesus fuckin Christ this bitch sucks. boo fucking hoo you’re in an insane Vegas penthouse with unlimited booze and food an activities. Cry me a river bitch.

Oona is leaving Spring Break House

@AMargheriti23 @barstoolspringb Retarded.

@FridayNoseBeers @barstoolspringb Is he fucked up or just that fucking retarded?

BREAKING: Sam Goldfinger wants to go home (work related) Tate has called his boss who has said he can stay We are waiting to hear from Biz as to what his earlier mistake was