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@Frogerta

Politics, food, cute pets/babies, parenting, She/Her #BayArea #Autism All dick pics are shown to my husband.

S.F. Bay Area Katılım Kasım 2008
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Noel@Frogerta·
My 6yo just asked if 2 men can marry. Yes. Then who makes the baby? They adopt. Oh. Then she walked back to bed. That was easy.
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Acyn@Acyn·
Garcia: While you were being assaulted, you told the agents that you had filmed this on your phone? Bazan: Yes. Garcia: And that’s when they took your phone away. These agents didn’t just take your phone. They sold it. They pawned it at a kiosk for $250. Is that correct? Bazan: Yes.
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Breaking X@BreakingXAlerts·
Kuwait National Guard has now informed its citizens that there is a danger of radioactive radiation "from the neighboring countries," referring to the reactor in Bushehr where there were explosions nearby. "There is a possibility of a radioactive nuclear leak soon from the neighboring countries!" There is now a mass exodus of Kuwait citizens in panic trying to reach Saudi Arabia.
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Hey, Dave!
Hey, Dave!@davegreenidge57·
If you’re old enough to have lived through the attempted Reagan assassination then you know how comical the response was compared with Trump’s security detail.
Gandalv@Microinteracti1

The Art of Getting Shot Reagan took a bullet on a Monday afternoon in 1981 and had the absolute nerve to walk into the limousine under his own power before anyone realised he was bleeding internally. He then told his wife “Honey, I forgot to duck,” and informed the surgical team he hoped they voted Republican. The man had a hole in his lung and was workshopping one-liners. Butler, Pennsylvania, July 2024. A rifle cracks. Trump grabs his ear, drops behind the podium, then rises – slowly, deliberately – fist raised, blood streaked theatrically across his cheek, as the American flag descends behind him like a director called action. “Fight! Fight! Fight!” Trump and the crowd erupts. You know, the deep state and all that. The photographers, somehow, got every frame. Now pause. Professional photographers at a chaotic, panicked shooting scene. Every agent’s instinct screaming GET HIM DOWN. And yet: wide shot, tight shot, silhouette against the flag, fist in the air, golden hour lighting. A sequence so perfectly composed it would embarrass a Hollywood unit photographer. The FBI found the shooter on the roof. A roof that Secret Service had been warned about. A roof with a direct sightline. A roof that remained unoccupied until it wasn’t. And now Viktor Orban. Hungary. Election approaching. Leaked documents suggesting a staged assassination attempt – enough to generate sympathy, not enough to cause actual damage. The same script, different country, cheaper production values. Reagan bled because someone shot him. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

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Joni Askola@joni_askola·
Pacifism is just the privileged art of outsourcing the dirty work to others. It lets you comfortably look away from violence while forcing someone else to do the hard work of actually stopping it. It is not moral superiority at all
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Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
BREAKING: Trump claims that Iran gave him a present: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. It was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is but it was a very significant prize and they gave it to us.” WTF!
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Grant Stern @grantstern·
What is Pete Hegseth thinking in this photo? RIGHT ANSWERS ONLY.
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Hey, Dave!@davegreenidge57·
@atrupar @ginnyzoey60 His eyes are red and his pupils are dilated. He’s either drunk or high as hell.
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Aaron Rupar@atrupar·
🤔 (Hegseth pic via Chip Somodevilla/Getty)
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BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️
BREAKING: BOMBSHELL Epstein news, as reported by the Miami Herald, an unusual number of shredded documents were removed from Epstein's jail just days after his death. Instead of COLLECTING, they were shredding. "They are shredding everything," an inmate said. IT IS A COVERUP.
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Jeremy Barr@jeremymbarr·
Just in: the New York Times has filed a motion to compel compliance of the judge’s ruling in the Pentagon press access case after the Trump administration instituted new restrictions yesterday. From the motion: “Rather than comply with the Court’s Order and accompanying Opinion, Defendants are contemptuously defying it—both in letter and spirit in a newly released “interim” policy.”
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Acyn@Acyn·
Watters: Jessica asked a question a five year old would ask: when is this thing going to be over? That’s not a serious contribution to a discussion about a war. If you don't know what the goal is you weren't listening. Jessica: It started out with regime change Gutfeld: It was never regime change Jessica: He said today we already did a regime change Watters: Stop, you’re hyperventilating. Relax. Let me explain the war to you.
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Acyn@Acyn·
Jessica: People have legitimate questions. Watters: And we're asking those questions. Jessica: No, you’re not. You’re just saying: Donald Trump, I love you. I love you Donald.
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