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My 6yo just asked if 2 men can marry. Yes. Then who makes the baby? They adopt. Oh. Then she walked back to bed. That was easy.

New Jersey Gov. Mikie Sherrill says she was denied access to an ICE detention facility in Newark amid protests and a hunger strike, raising what she called “serious questions” about what officials may be hiding from the public.

ICE pepper sprayed a US Senator today (@AndyKimNJ) nj.com/news/2026/05/i…

Q: Why are you not responding to the US media reports? Iran's Foreign Ministry: I believe we have more important works to do than responding to the US President's posts or the other malicious media campaigns including caricatures posted on the social platforms ... We are a cultured, educated and developed people.

@Jane_Doe82 @treydayway Basically all of them.

How many does that make now

@Karen_W48 I knew I was in love when I saw a man who looked like my then boyfriend from the back. Even though it wasn’t him my heart started racing. We’ve now been married 23 years.

While checking out FB, I came across this post. The answers were interesting and gives me hope 🥰🩷 (More in the comments)

@greggo1685 @ronsterd89 I also have monsters, that have been there since I was child. 😂

@Frogerta @ronsterd89 😂🙃😆 I’ve got dust, long-lost earbuds and a Telecaster under mine.🙃

FBI Report: “Epstein introduced Melania Trump to Donald Trump. Zampolli trying to buy ‘Elite Models’ with Epstein.” Victim/Witness statement included.

@TheRealThelmaJ1 @KregerPatricia Welcome back when you are ready.

Hey you all just checking in, I had a setback with my health but I'm doing better and ready to rejoin my friends here on Twitter tomorrow. Love you all - Thelma

BREAKING: Massive Group of ICE Agents SWARM Anti-ICE Protesters Blocking Entrance to Delaney Hall in Newark NJ in support of Detainees Hunger Strike

@greggo1685 @LePapillonBlu2 They divorced, and she has now passed away, and I’m still trying to replicate some of her recipes.

@Frogerta @LePapillonBlu2 😉😆

This guy…. “Our Mexican neighbors are gonna ruin summertime, since they moved into our neighborhood I’ve gained 15lbs.” 😭🤣

🚨JUST IN: Trump’s approval rating hits 28%, a new record low.

Due to the threat of the BLEVE being eliminated, Fire & Law are re-evaluating the evacuation zones. Please do NOT enter the evacuation zones at this time. A press conference with more details will be at 6 pm at the Incident Command Post in Los Alamitos.

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Gov. Mikie Sherrill was denied entry to Delaney Hall, the immigrant detention center in Newark, as detainees entered their fourth day of a hunger strike..

"Sir, a second bird is at the feeder"

@WUTangKids @AdamKinzinger A thumb.

Wtf is this thing?

It still blows my mind how @bennyjohnson and Tim Pool @Timcast were both CAUGHT taking money from Vladimir Putin and now they're part of the goddamn American White House press pool.

At Arlington National Cemetery today, Trump failed to name 14 of the 15 soldiers who died during his unauthorized war in Iran. Here is the full list: Capt. Cody A. Khork, 35, Winter Haven, Florida Sgt. 1st Class Noah L. Tietjens, 42, Bellevue, Nebraska Sgt. 1st Class Nicole M. Amor, 39, White Bear Lake, Minnesota Sgt. Declan J. Coady, 20, West Des Moines, Iowa Maj. Jeffrey R. O'Brien, 45, Waukee, Iowa Chief Warrant Officer 3 Robert M. Marzan, 54, Sacramento, California Sgt. Benjamin N. Pennington, 26, Glendale, Kentucky Maj. John A. Klinner, 33, Auburn, Alabama Capt. Ariana G. Savino, 31, Covington, Washington Tech. Sgt. Ashley B. Pruitt, 34, Bardstown, Kentucky Capt. Seth R. Koval, 38, Mooresville, Indiana Capt. Curtis J. Angst, 30, Wilmington, Ohio Tech. Sgt. Tyler H. Simmons, 28, Columbus, Ohio Lance Cpl. Kevin Melendez, 19, Grapevine, Texas Maj. Sorffly Davius, 46, New York, New York

@theliamnissan She frightens me.

Typical Trump voters: