Matt 🐻

Son's after school club project looks like it has a street value of £10k #parenting

A lost girl drew her father in such a way that he would be found for her, and he was found 🤣

@AndieDelicacy Oi! ( Born in Maidstone) ( Left aged 3 never moved back but still Oi ) 😊

If nothing, this proves what I've been saying all along. Nothing good comes from Kent.

Mrs Brown's Boys isn't THAT bad. Yes, it's crass, low brow and appeals to the lowest common denominator. But if you give it a real chance there is the odd funny moment. Actors' chemistry is good as well, albeit it helps as they're all family in real life.

@darkronicle Steady...

pretty sure i have loved you in another lifetime

@AwkwardAndOdd Nope. But hope you did x

I hope you smiled today x

@Neondancer Bravo! 😀

@Fromematt Hooo boy, you make weird life choices. Respectable choices with your heart in the right place, but odd. Also, you watch Number 27 regularly😅

Today's realization: I will judge a man's character based upon the Lancia he intends to buy.

@ambers196524 Who's on drums?

Saturday nights are great.

@curiosityonx Duck ?

You wake up one day, leave the house, and see this... What would you do?

@CarlBovisNature That's the Dutch orange eyed fresian. Milking was banned in the late 60s.

Yes it's a duck.... but do you know what kind of duck it is? 🤔🦆

@hellymoo Nope 😞

Oh right. Blue Monday is it? Pretty sure depression doesn't give a fuck what day it is.

Brilliant trolling

Via Comic ♥️ #ScoobyDoo

@AndieDelicacy I thought that! Especially now Millie has gone so glam . Made me chuckle 🤭

Eleven's stylist HATES her. First those shorts, now a camel toe's unforgiving dream

Stranger Things finale time! Let's hope it's better than the last 3 episodes

@Acyn 'I don't have a clue what you're talking about so I'll say we're still talking about that until you stop asking me questions - NEXT ! '

Reporter: Did you have a message for the prime minister about the west bank? And are you at all concerned that settler violence could be undermining the peace plan? Trump: Well, we have had a discussion, big discussion for a long time on the west bank. And I wouldn't say we agree on the west bank 100%, but we we'll come to a conclusion on the west bank. He will do the right thing.

Merry Christmas. I do hope Santa was extremely good to you!!

Pluribus Season 2

A productive morning for England. The target is set.