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Oh shit Fallout 4 is coming out?!

@ryanteo that's the dumbest question I've ever heard mate

So many people send us so many nice messages, sometimes our hearts get overloaded and almost explode. ❤️

@frmtheothershor why not deploy on heroku?

You know it's hot outside when you walk outside and it's hot.

Bring the outdoors in for an inspiring workspace: lifehac.kr/CIdIMJZ

It’s a crying shame that toasters don’t come with the Countdown theme installed.

while (onInternet) { user.equals(Dog) == user.equals(human) //no one knows that you are a dog }

life hack: whack at your face with a knife repeatedly

Toaster broke today. I had to eat normal bread like a plebeian

@StrawHatLord ok just by looking at something you really can't tell the difference for anything above 24 fps

FUN FACT: Each new member of One Direction is grown humanely at Direction Labs facilities, using only the finest polymer-based additives.

Ifrit, google? IFRIT?

Gift cards: the best way to say “Here. You figure it out.”

i've eaten so much today help me

I'm out of jam in my house. Not ready for this moment #hardlife

Morning, fellow apes. Have a great day...