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@kaschronicle @monolilium Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my pink goo and matcha glop in the morning

@monolilium Maybe I’m just dehydrated but this goo looks delicious

@madsssagascar The first season was pretty sick so I get that

this screenshot always makes me laugh because one time i went on a tinder date where he just got super high and we watched like 4 episodes of the mandalorian in silence and i was like hey um im gonna go home and he was like yeah

@SamtheNightOwl Alright buddy, while you’re eating avocado toast I’m eating man cereal with creatine and protein with muscle milk. I’m getting gains you wouldn’t believe

weird gender issues aside, very bold choice to try and get into the cereal game when americans have been consuming much less cereal than even just 10~15 years ago due to high prices, among other things. also on their website, this "man cereal" is $70 for 3 boxes. lmao

@JuniperFolly The everything app really is everythinging I guess 🙃

yeah

@harrysdigicam Did dude kick a roach away from her

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@veiledwings You should just waterboard him honestly

i really don't think i could handle being an idol because if my fan did this i'd throw the fucking bottle right into his face

@goodbreffis I fuck with this hard. Actually a great idea. I’d go a little bit heavier on the sausage and gravy but aside from that it seems great.

See what ya need to do is… Put the biscuits and gravy IN the omelette! 🥹 Anne’s Kitchen Powell, Ohio TikTok: Anneskitchen.powell

@401Casey Free speeched too hard and now I’m on the no fly list 😩

Lots going on at St. Louis International Airport

Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean?

@MaskTheMovie Dude I have a very similar situation but he has used it for multiple things. I’ve been sitting on $500 gift card credit from a canceled booking on a hotel site for almost year now. I checked the balance like 3 months ago and it’s still there. I just don’t travel enough lol

sometimes life is boring but at least i can live vicariously through the guy in new mexico who shops at harbor freight and thinks my email address is his email address

@facetedcarapace Dated a girl for awhile whose father would *get anxiety* over only having two bottles of ketchup left. Would seriously drive to the store in the morning if he only had one opened bottle of ketchup left. He put it on everything. Was very strange lol

I have a friend whose boomer dad goes to Costco and compulsively buys breakfast cereal when he's stressed out and instead of maybe thinking about therapy or meds they created an overflow pantry for the extra cereal.

@BonerWizard I already have a dress in mind

My met gala theme would be “cheesecake factory”

@ifrydarice Not kidding but as soon as I expanded the picture my stomach let out a massive growl lol

brown girl STUNS chinese restaurant staff with her dim sum order

whoever installed this outside the met gala is ICONIC.

@mercurygurl Mannnn that crust is incredible looking, great job

my pretty chicken, bacon, and leek pot pie

@AndrewHilaryUS The second or third time I smoked a cigarette in my life my entire body was fuzzy and tingling and just felt so euphoric. I didn’t realize how strong a nicotine buzz could actually be and was like, “how are people getting this high all day and like driving and shit”! lol

The cigarette I smoked after my 15 hour flight to Australia was top 5 highest I’ve ever been. I had to sit down and hold on to a bench so I didn’t shake loose from the face of the earth a drift into outer space.

@awstar11 @kenklippenstein Do you need to meet a person like Hitler or Mussolini or any other large enough public person to know they’re bad people? It’s such an absurd premise that you can’t have an idea of a person by how they speak and act and treat others. There’s so many videos and interviews of him

@kenklippenstein That’s a pretty blanket statement. Have you ever met Rudy?

Some day Ken will need kindness and find very little offered

手羽中の甘辛焼きしじみ汁たべました

@sapota_sub Great job, that looks very nice and juicy. Good smoke ring on that. I’d pay for this at a BBQ restaurant

ブリスケットできた〜！

@PaliparanDotCom This is genuinely so goddamn cool. Pretty great idea. Drinking beers in the park is ideal over a loud ass bar for me

Next stop in Slovenia: the small town of Žalec, which is home to a beer fountain in the middle of its central park. Simply buy a beer glass with a chip from the nearby store, and you can tap six local beers! Fun to do, and the beers are all of excellent quality.