Matthew L

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Matthew L

Matthew L

@FunBrainFarts

Melbourne, FL Katılım Aralık 2016
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Matthew L
Matthew L@FunBrainFarts·
@ausstockchick It would just be funny when we are out of diesel and the government confiscates the EVs for essential services 🤣
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Matthew L@FunBrainFarts·
@matt_barrie The probably converted all the tanks to store diesel. Most profitable right now 🤣
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Matt Barrie@matt_barrie·
Bondi Junction servo out of petrol.
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Matthew L@FunBrainFarts·
@GuyDealership For a moment I thought it as “full electric raccoon” 🤣
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Car Dealership Guy
Car Dealership Guy@GuyDealership·
[NEWS] Jeep is pushing the Grand Wagoneer hard: Jeep is backing the 2026 Grand Wagoneer with a new national campaign. The 2026 Grand Wagoneer is starting at under $66,000 with 420 horsepower standard. Cherokee is ramping up, and the all-electric Recon will follow once it hits full volume mid-year. Jeep CEO Bob Broderdorf is betting bold marketing cuts through a crowded luxury SUV segment. Bottom line: If the campaign lands, dealers get an easier opening on the floor. The question is whether buzz turns into traffic, and whether retail teams are ready to close it. Read today’s top automotive stories, presented by EasyCare Midwest: carguymedia.com/4lVttK6 (Source: CDG News / Jeep)
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Matthew L@FunBrainFarts·
@NatedawgO7 I am just laugh at businesses that pay full fare for accountants and business advisors that do nothing other than product pages of financial statements they don’t bother to explain Compare insurance, utilities but not that $3k fee
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Matthew L@FunBrainFarts·
@MConallin Australia can’t even conduct a proper piss up these days
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Murray Conallin@MConallin·
Imagine how well funded the ABC would be if they retained the merch rights for Bluey instead of letting the BBC have them!
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Matthew L@FunBrainFarts·
@MarioNawfal Autonomous JetSkis with dual canons with armour piercing rounds would be fun 🤣
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Mario Nawfal
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
🚨🇺🇸🇮🇷 The U.S. just deployed robot speedboats to the Gulf and it's about time The Pentagon confirmed for the first time that uncrewed drone boats are patrolling the Strait of Hormuz during Operation Epic Fury. The GARC, a 5-meter autonomous speedboat, has logged 450+ hours and 2,200 nautical miles on patrol. These vessels can run surveillance or be used as kamikazes against Iranian fast-attack boats. Ukraine proved the concept by crippling Russia's Black Sea Fleet with explosive drone boats reportedly costing around $250,000 each. For context, a single Iranian anti-ship cruise missile costs millions and a U.S. destroyer runs about $2 billion. Iran has already used sea drones to hit oil tankers twice during this war. The U.S. was late to the game but is finally playing it. Source: Reuters
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal

🇺🇸 Trump says taking out missile launchers is what really matters: “You can't go to your window and say let's throw a window out, a missile out.” Without launchers, missiles don’t go anywhere. x.com/Acyn/status/20…

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Matthew L@FunBrainFarts·
@bowtiedstocks He went into the bank and asked “how much will you lend me on 30 year term” 🤣 When you win first prize in the lottery they send you a financial adviser. What a fool
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BowTiedStocks@bowtiedstocks·
It is never not about the propadee in this great land of ours Kyle might be the Floyd Mayweather type of budgeter…
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Matthew L@FunBrainFarts·
@michaelsnape People should tow abandoned cars out of fuel to stack in front of the lodge 🤣
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Interested Onlooker
Interested Onlooker@michaelsnape·
Starting to run out of Diesel in Canberra. The Curtin Shell servo is 2-3klm from Parliament House and the Lodge
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Hot Rails — oz/acc@hot_rails·
Australia has plenty of gas, but most of it is in the Northwest Shelf, isolated from the populated east coast. The West-East Pipeline would unify the national market, connecting cheap WA gas to the expensive eastern states. A 2017 feasibility study estimated construction would take two years and cost $5.8 billion, and reduce east coast gas prices by $3/GJ - a benefit of over $2 billion per year! That’s narrow peacetime benefits only, ignoring the project’s strategic value and national resilience. If coupled with a gas-to-liquids plant in South Australia, it would underpin true liquid fuel security for a nation increasingly aware of its dependence on maritime trade.
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Matthew L@FunBrainFarts·
@AvidCommentator So basically everyone flying one way trips 🤣 throwing the dice. People are that stupid. There is no coordination. Like Covid they need to start rationalising to make sure every seat is utilised and reduce non profitable flights That is just too much common sense
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Matthew L@FunBrainFarts·
@QBCCIntegrity True depending on what vehicle you got How many litres at $4? How far you travelling? Corolla hybrid 12k/km pa would probably cost $2k (4L/100km U91). No EVs for $10k
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Aus Integrity
Aus Integrity@QBCCIntegrity·
CONTROVERSIAL OPINION: 1) You can fuel your car for 5 years at $4/Litre for the cost of a cheap EV 2) EV inventories across the country have sold out this week. 3) Our power grid has ZERO CHANCE of keeping the vehicles charged and the lights on. This is a forced transition
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Matthew L@FunBrainFarts·
@MarioNawfal America been lucky so far. Now they are out of luck. This is what FAFO looks like 🤣
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Mario Nawfal
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
🇺🇸🇮🇷 Trump has no good options left and his team knows it... The Pentagon drew up ground scenarios for seizing Kharg Island, extracting uranium from bombed-out nuclear sites, and taking islands near Hormuz. Every single option requires boots on the ground and none of them guarantee the war ends even if they succeed. Seize Kharg and Iran retaliates against every Gulf energy facility within missile range. Send commandos after uranium and you're running the most complex special operation in military history inside a country you've been bombing for a month. Take the islands and Marines sit under constant drone and missile fire hoping Iran surrenders before the body count becomes politically unsurvivable. GOP senators are already signaling they'd oppose troop deployments. The public barely supports the air campaign. And Iran has spent weeks fortifying Kharg with traps and repositioned weapons specifically for this scenario. Source: CNN
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Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal

🇺🇸🇺🇦🇸🇦🇮🇷 The Iran war is now cannibalizing Ukraine's defense The Pentagon is considering diverting weapons meant for Ukraine to the Middle East, including Patriot interceptors that European allies are paying for through NATO. Trump confirmed the practice: "Sometimes we take from one and we use for another." Meanwhile, Zelenskyy made a surprise visit to Jeddah to reportedly sign a security deal with MBS. Ukraine is offering Gulf states its battle-tested drone defense expertise, cheap interceptors and jamming tools proven against the exact same Shahed drones Iran is firing at Riyadh and Dubai, in exchange for the expensive air defense missiles Kyiv desperately needs against Russia. Source: Washington Post, Arab News

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Matthew L@FunBrainFarts·
@DrewPavlou The most worrying thing: no communication asking for people to reconsider mode of transport (or making a massive reduction in price public transport given the free hit they get from GST) Everyone going to be left high and dry whe the fuel runs out.
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Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼
Australia is on track to run out of diesel, petrol and jet fuel in 30 days. If things don't change soon the Australian government will be forced to implement a national emergency lockdown within weeks. In practice this would look like: - Priority allocation to emergency services, defence, hospitals, police - Bans on recreational driving and non-essential vehicle use - Suspension of domestic flights except essential routes - Mining and construction effectively halted - Agricultural machinery grounded at a critical time of year for harvests The Australian government will blame Trump. The truth is that the Labor Party and the Liberal Party are the ones most at fault. For the past ten years there have been voices in the Australian political wilderness warning that Australia was crazy for keeping just three weeks of fuel reserves while shutting down almost the entirety of our domestic refinery capacity. This would never happen in China. I hate the CCP but I believe in studying and learning from your enemies. I believe in the Dengist maxim of ultimate pragmatism - ''it doesn't matter if a cat is black or white so long as it catches mice.'' So look at what our enemies do. The Chinese have a ruthlessly pragmatic approach to energy security, treating energy as a sovereign capability rather than a market commodity. They keep reserves totalling 1.3 BILLION barrels - enough for up to 6 months depending on rationing. They have strategic foresight. They don't give a fuck about environmentalist protests - they will never voluntarily deindustrialise to meet the whims of progressives. They produce 4 million barrels of oil a day. They build massive refineries across their country and keep them open. They also made EVs a national priority - not for stupid woke reasons, but so as to try limit their dependence on foreign imports. Just contrast their approach to energy security to Australia's suicidal approach. We used to have eight oil refineries. Four closed under the Liberals and two under Labor. The last two of these closures took place in 2021 under Scott Morrison's Liberal government. 25 years ago we were almost completely self sufficient in fuel. We consumed 850,000 barrels of oil a day in 2000 and produced 820,000 barrels domestically. 95% self sufficient. Net oil imports in 2000 were just 12,000 barrels per day, essentially a rounding error. Now we consume 1,145,000 barrels of oil a day while producing just 200,000 barrels. We need to import about 900,000 barrels a day for our economy and society to function. What happened? Our mature oil fields ran out while endless environmental approvals and protests from activist groups hampered new production. The far-left Extinction Rebellion campaigns against new shale development and oil and gas production in Australia now stand exposed as essentially campaigns of terrorism against the national interest. But our political class gave these lunatics a crucial assist by strangling new development to meet their whims. A significant section of the Australian public demanded this, maybe about 30-40% of the left-leaning voting population - and they held the nation hostage. So their willingness to indulge infantile leftist whims is a big part of it. But the most fundamental problem I think is that our political class - like most post-Cold War political elites across the Western world - were simply sleep walking through the end of history. They believed the ''international rules based order'' - ironically a phrase LITERALLY coined by Kevin Rudd while Prime Minister - would hold forever. This is because they failed to understand the real source of political power. As Chairman Mao said, power comes from the barrel of a gun. Real life is not like a university debating society or an Aaron Sorkin West Wing TV script. You cannot simply win the day with the perfect argument, the perfect comeback. The only thing that our ideological enemies understand is force and sovereign capacity. Western political elites fundamentally failed to construct a theory of mind for their opponents. They believed that the entire world shared the same liberal psychology of educated upper middle class Western elites. They failed to understand that some of our opponents have radically different world views. The Iranian regime for example is run by men who truly believe that they will help bring on a religious apocalypse to hasten the return of the Hidden Imam the twelfth and final Imam in Twelver Shia Islam, believed to have entered a state of occultation (concealment) to protect his life from Abbasid persecution. This is literally what these men believe. It may seem strange and quaint to upper middle class liberals in the West but other human beings from radically different societies and cultural backgrounds believe different things to them. And given the fact that these political enemies are religious extremists, we cannot convince them with clever arguments and appeals to international law. Do the Iranians care for international law when they hit random civilian shipping in the Strait of Hormuz? No, of course not. They don't care. So blame Trump all you like. Khamenei deserved to die, the mullahs are apocalyptic madmen trying to murder suicide the world economy. The Iranian regime is clearly already willing to murder-suicide the entire world economy for its objectives. It is better that they do it now when they are weak and on their knees rather than later when they have nuclear weapons and ICBMs that can reach London and Paris. Take them down now when they are weak or get North Korea on the Strait of Hormuz. Trump I believe understands this, other Western political leaders in their fantasy sleepwalk fail to understand. Build sovereign capacity, project strength. That is the only option. Australia should always be a close brother nation ally to the United States. I will always believe in Western civilizational unity. But we must adopt a defensive Gaullist posture in terms of sovereign capacity and capability. Otherwise we are a useless ally anyway. What use is an ally with 20 days fuel reserves? My solution's for Australia. Politically we must restart domestic oil production, open up shale production, rebuild refineries, build 50 nuclear power plants like France's Messmer Plan. Build nuclear weapons. Culturally we must wake up from our post-Cold War slumber and re-enter history as a sovereign actor.
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New Zealand is on track to run out of fuel in about three weeks. First world country btw. No fuel reserves. Refineries closed down under Jacinda Ardern. Deep sea oil exploration banned under Jacinda Ardern. Jacinda Ardern and covid lockdowns. Jacinda and covid.

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Matthew L@FunBrainFarts·
@TheKouk 4 - 5% before or after tax? Did they also include the rapid increase in cost of living?
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Matthew L@FunBrainFarts·
@collytum @cmkusher Basically home and IP buyers paying the bank so they can take a cut then give dividends to their super funds. The genius of this country.
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collie@collytum·
@FunBrainFarts @cmkusher Shareholders need to be paid, therefore the aim of the game is to lend as much as possible. APRA asleep at the wheel doesn't help.
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Matthew L@FunBrainFarts·
@RBASHAGGER But like Covid. People will buy holiday homes to WFH again. Stupidity never gets old
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Matthew L@FunBrainFarts·
@roadto1Bsats @Scutty @PeteWargent Problem with small businesses Some owners don’t take advice Then they pay expensive advisors who have nothing really to give other than holding your hand so you can sleep at night Lots of accountants get them an ATO debt and don’t explain why like a lock it Crazy industry
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Road21Bsats@roadto1Bsats·
@Scutty @PeteWargent Pretty obvious to anyone in small business (or just anyone with eyes really) I’m sure the RBA + Government know what they are doing and have our best interests at heart though, right?!…
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David Scutt@Scutty·
Aussie 3s7s curve giving you a glimpse of where economic growth is heading. Buckle up ⚠️
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Matthew L@FunBrainFarts·
@bowtiedstocks I am surprised they are still in business. Sold from Toll to PE for nothing because it was losing money hand over fist even after years of restructuring.
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BowTiedStocks@bowtiedstocks·
Hope you got a good wheelbarrow™️
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Matthew L@FunBrainFarts·
@bowtiedstocks I sat with oracle erp developers in a few roles in finance and the rubbish that gets in there. You pull the wrong table and you are up 💩 creek. Now there is AI to all a different fragrance every time things go to 💩
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BowTiedStocks@bowtiedstocks·
Aussie boardrooms are funny places They’re great at sitting around pontificating on the outlook for interest rates and oil prices etc and what it means for the business But not one of them will understand the complex web of IT systems on which their foundation of ‘truth’ is based
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