GTA 3/LCS memes

@AkirasParadox I can at least agree mostly everything after 4 up until f sucked

@FunktionNaTi Only good ones are 1-4 everything else blows dick

God damn “silent hill” F is garbage

@AkirasParadox Been a fan of silent hill since 2001. Not a fan of the sh2r. F just felt like an authentic and original take on something that had, since sh4, been bastardized and recycled entry after entry. But by all means if you like homecoming better its your freedom to be wrong.

@FunktionNaTi Larper

@__austxn @slurcat @usa_retro @KennyLauderdal3 It was insanely expensive but japan at the time was in a massive economic bubble meaning if say the japanese Ramen shop owner we know of who did buy one decided to drop the $40,000 it cost when it came out in 1989, it was actually realistic to do so. (40k in 1989 money btw)

@FunktionNaTi @slurcat @usa_retro @KennyLauderdal3 Was it just because of weight or cost?

Should we tell him?

@slurcat @usa_retro @KennyLauderdal3 Its rear projection 100%. The largest crt ever made was a 44" by sony in the late 80s and only 2 ever made are known to exist

@usa_retro @KennyLauderdal3 Oh no, that not a rear projector TV, is it?

@danvasc2 Rear projection TVs suck. Its not a CRT, the biggest CRT ever made was 45" and theres only like 2 ever made that we know about.

I got a 61" CRT for my retro gaming setup!

@YahooNun6 @paleochristcon Andrew actually usually offers to fly people out and pay for their hotels if they agree to debate in person.

@paleochristcon Didn’t you keep asking to get paid first before you would debate either Destiny or Pisco?

That's enough X for me today. Fuck off Unfuck America!

@gabeguitar63365 @crunchytradcon Right before "love your neighbor," God says to confront sin directly so you don't become guilty by staying silent. Ignoring or affirming sin is the opposite of love here. "Rebuke your neighbor frankly so you will not share in their guilt."

@crunchytradcon is this that "love thy neighbor" jesus talked about? You know God has MANY prophesies about what happens to hypocrites and fake christians.

Namaste….. but my patience has limits 🧘‍♀️🪷

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

A nanobot helping a sperm with motility issues along towards an egg. These metal helixes are so small they can completely wrap around the tail of a single sperm and assist it along its journey

I don't think this filter was supposed to be used this way.

@PaulCoffield4 @UnderTheMayo No. You must be mistaken. She released a raving review on it and did the entire thing in a Maria cosplay.

@UnderTheMayo Isn't she the one that refused to play the SH2 Remake because it was "creatively bankrupt" but regularly twerks for the Resident Evil ones?

What the fuck is this shit?

@Styx666Official Chatgpt generated

Time for your stroke story! STROKE MAN Tyler was considered something of an oddity in his town. Dressing like a pirate that had taken up a crack addiction, he would say weird things on the internet all day and laugh. He had continuing income from work he had already done so he didn't have to worry about food or shelter, so he pretty much stopped caring. But he had a stroke. When he was found, his face was all pale and his lips were blue. They managed to resuscitate him but the damage was done, he was all retarded. Naturally, now that he was messed up, he wobbled down the street, giggling and making noises that almost resembled human language, as he made his way to the local Asian restaurant vendor. He had a noodle cart and some other shit. Tyler managed to order a stir fry because having a stroke made him hungry. He sat there, with his face half sagging off and managed to stab himself in the gums with a chopstick. As the vendor looked on in horror, he bashed his head against the table and forced the thing through his gums until it was sticking out on the backside, then slurped down more stir fry. It was an amazing sight, as this incredibly crazed man shoved the chopstick through his gums, working it between the teeth until they were sideways, and then while he was laughing at the pain, he yanked it out, and flung it to the side, with blood squirting out of his ruined gums. He even pulled out one of his teeth, just to show he could. He had gone absolutely bonkers. The vendor yelled in incomprehensible Chinese and Tyler wandered off after paying him, uninterested in Asian politics likely related to Taiwan, He fell to the side in the street, smashing his face against the pavement, blood running out of his nose and mouth, as he almost aspirated his own blood. He managed to puke it out, but it was literally pouring out and he was halfway gone. Wubbering around like a moron, he approached an old couple in the street and babbled at them. He attempted to ask where first and plane avenue connected so he could go to a burger joint and get some food, but what he really said was a slurred version of “Wooshkaboff rufframich a giggy gabagoogoo veggie swaggle-baga?” They ignored him, leaving him to his stroked out interests. His interests soon turned more malevolent. Sighting a cat on the side of the road, he grabbed it and twisted its head sideways, killing it instantly, then set to work, not even heeding the fact that he was in blatant public and that he might get caught. He was too fucked up to even really comprehend the concept, as he took out a knife and began peeling off the cat's skin, to reveal its delicious meat. Delusional, he nicknamed the dead cat “Pisswhiskers” and continued to skin it, intending to dump it in a stew pot. Its dead face stared at him as he sliced its meat off, before a man noticed what he was doing and shouted at him. Tyler did not stop because he was so horrendously messed up. Instead, he shoved the dead cat- still warm- in his pants, and attempted to explain that he now “had a pussy.” It sounded more like a foreign language though because of his stroke so the man became irate and kicked him right in the fucking throat. Tyler's adams' apple got crushed, and his skin was so torn up by the blow that a chunk of it was hanging out. This didn't bother him much though since he was stroked out and messed up, so he tore his own adam's apple out of his throat and lunged at the man, shoving it into his mouth and down his throat, choking him. Tyler died soon of blood loss, watching his attacker fall to the ground, almost using the dead cat as a pillow, suffocated by the throat matter. In Hell, Tyler adopted the dead cat, and the other man- apparently named Peter- moved in next door. They both found that they enjoyed carpentry and founded a construction firm, and lived happily.

Bloober Team desperately needs to hire an editor or at least someone to bonk the devs on the head and say "Stop. That's enough". The biggest weakness of both Silent Hill 2 Remake and Cronos is the terrible pacing. Neither of them justify their 18-20 hour length

@Crit_Nobody Agreed. Ive got so many issues with the remake compared to the original

@Spider_Kaiju Splinter cell double agent was that way too

Probably one of the rare times where the last gen version of a game is better than the new gen version

@s1nick @RockstarGames Youre going to buy the game and everyone knows it.

@Dastanovich_ @DebilHantaShiki The crazy thing is IRL japanese build QUICK + look at how little time it took majimas crew to build kamuro hills

@DebilHantaShiki 5 games since Y6 came out and Little Asia and Tanimura's mahjong parlor are STILL under renovation, Kamuro construction workers don't do SHIT

>Make Kiwami 3 >Fuck it all up >Fans ask what about K4 >Realize you have to expand Kamurocho for the first time since 2016 >Realize you have to make Akiyama and Tanimura playable >Cancel the Kiwami line

@Seramurai_ As someone who has every xbox, every Nintendo console, and all Playstations except 5, I do not care. Im more than happy playing what im playing on my xbox series or my Playstations or nintendos. Ive got emulators out the ass + rom filled modded retro consoles.

Sorry, but if a new console doesn’t get you excited as a gamer, then please stop referring to yourself as a gamer. 🤷‍♀️