Christian Smith

@EliteGolfDad @JohnDeere Go Zack!!!

I was born to ride a Deere.

@ClassicSwingX Is he trying to strangle a snake?

Is this the worst grip on tour? I’m a huge fan of Jordan Spieth but this not optimal.

@KellyInPhoenix @MrBradThomas He might be going home early unless he goes nuclear today

@G8RByte @MrBradThomas I was not impressed by his interview before the tournament. Like we need him. His presence is a gift. GTFO. lol.

I wonder how good Bryson would be if he just played regular clubs...

@snowglen @Jay_Sapovits Ha!!! We’re all good my man, I was just saying that I prefaced that by saying you can’t argue his results, but he is struggling on courses that demand a diff level of precision with irons.

@G8RByte @Jay_Sapovits Thanks for the 2/10, but i think it's a bit harsh because the 'sarcasm,' if it could qualify as sarcasm, wasn't really witty at all .. And i love a bit of sarcasm. 🤷‍♂️

It sucks when my favorite player plays like ass. I'm unapologetically a Bryson fan. Pre-Win 1....I've loved his uniqueness. Just sucks. No other way to say it.

@luxemiaa Exit….stage….left….immediately

I went on a date and ordered a salad and fries. That was my meal. The waiter wrote it down and moved on to him. He asked, “Does the club sandwich come with fries?” The waiter said yes. He said, “Great, I’ll have the club.” Then he looked at the waiter and said, “And you can cancel her fries.” My fries. The fries I had specifically ordered for myself. Canceled without discussion, as if he had full legal authority over my potato decisions. I just sat there staring at him. This man had known me for maybe 20 minutes and was already editing my order. I asked why he did that. He said, “You can just have some of mine.” That was not the point. First of all, I wanted my own fries. Second, I do not want to negotiate over side dishes with a man I barely know. And.,......

@PlaybookCollect @tomandmartys 💯

@tomandmartys Everyone focuses on Cantlay, but Keegan Bradley is possibly the most painful guy to watch on tour

If Scheffler shoots a 75 today you can blame it on him being forced to watch Keegan Bradley spending five minutes on every green doing his stupid fucking Aimpoint.

@timecaptales I always wanted to grow up and be denim…

Beverly Adams as D. Danger O'Riley on "Bewitched" (1965)

@KellyInPhoenix @MrBradThomas Damn, Kelly from the top rope!

@MrBradThomas And if he wasn’t such a flaming turd.

@whelanxb @1ssve Yup, and that I can agree with. I even throw in a hey, how’s it going Bea-Coop? once in a while…..the sheer audacity.

@G8RByte @1ssve Nothing wrong with starting the message with hello or a similar salutation, but the request or information should come immediately after. A hanging “hello”, just waiting for a response before proceeding, is ridiculous.

a function in Microsoft teams where if someone tries to send only the word “hi” it’ll prompt you to add more context before sending like outlook does with the word “attach”

@Jay_Sapovits @snowglen Of course, and he has every right to stick to it. Physics say it would be harder to control distance with longer wedges and short irons. It doesn’t seem to bother him most places, but green complexes like Augusta and Aronimink are not most places.

@G8RByte @snowglen I just have trouble criticizing his approach. He knows so much more than me about it.

@john31337 @1ssve Strawman…hmm. Let me peel back the onion and float some discovery balloons on that one.

@G8RByte @1ssve The coronary only exists as a strawman in your mind. It's not about wasting my time, 'cause that time's probably gonna be spent on that thing at some point anyway. Like I said, and you ignored, it's about ambushing; clearly it hasn't happened to you that much.

@snowglen @Jay_Sapovits I said his success is undeniable, but he’s slumping and struggling at places he dearly wants to win like Augusta which gives you a test of hit your iron precisely this far and control your spin. Also, for reading comprehension and witty sarcasm, I give you a 2/10

@G8RByte @Jay_Sapovits I'm not sure, but hasn't he won tournaments with the one length shafts? 🤔

Scottie Scheffler was arrested, went to jail, and still made his tee time.

Idc what anyone says but sometimes a Coors Light hits the spot

@mrmckee …and there you have it.

Rory, how would you describe your opening round? Shit.

@Dr_DewSweep Little of these vibes too

Can’t tell you how much I love Min Woo Lee competing in a PGA Championship while looking like my drug dealing uncle from 1994

@BBGreatMoments Excellent, and I’m a Braves fan…but I don’t think the best ever.

Greatest rotation ever

@jmcgrathgolf That big ole’ green rolexy thing….

There’s literally a clock right next to the practice green. What a buffoon 😂

@JohnnyTheScot Johnny, he was looking for a hair tie….Jeesh/

One would think that a millionaire would have a decent watch. One would also think a ‘professional’ could make a meeting on time. This isn’t complicated. But let’s have a whine anyway. We’re all victims now. 🙄

@john31337 @1ssve Hey John What’s up Christian? Do you know who I can talk to about x? I don’t think that is a case for a coronary and “oh you wasted my time” snobbery, but you do you.

@G8RByte @1ssve ...they've confirmed you're available. If it's the former, well, par for the Internet course, I guess. If it's the latter, I genuinely envy you. I mean, not _a lot_, 'cause I've learned how to deal with them...but a little. //