Gadge
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@anon_opin Beginning to understand why you got sacked on your first day as a lighthouse keeper, dad.
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If a man hasn't shone a bright light through his ballsack and admired the result, he can't truly say he's lived. It's oddly mesmerising.
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@ZubyMusic @amenya_nelson A very early and obvious sign for children as to the differences between mum and dad.
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@panoparker @MRJKilcoyne I was almost relieved when I saw that "ah, there he is"
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Whew boy when I say you are NOT ready for the inside (and outside) of this property.
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Falling to my knees at the beauty of art in Home Bargains
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@elonmusk @RenewEurope It's a soft dictatorship, whichever way you look at it.
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Musk wants to break up the EU.
Putin wants a weaker EU.
China wants to divide the EU.
Trump wants a far-right EU.
WE want a STRONGER EU.
Are you with us? 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺
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If you know wrestling, you know this group!!
Couple of hard ones!! Who can name them?
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@dank_ackroyd I'd be erasing and rewinding it, if you could do that to CDs.
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New DG scanning the BBC canteen for people with nose rings.
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I had a go at improving it.
createstreets@createstreets
This is a recently completed British train station. It is pathetic, value engineered to a level of comatose ugliness that dispirits & dulls the mind, dissuading passengers & degrading the trains that run through it. It is not civic or sociable architecture....
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In The Night Garden must have changed since I last watched it.
Fesshole🧻@fesshole
I was always a TNG fan and saw the crew as role models I should emulate. I saw Worf as my personal hero. So I copied his parenting style. This was a terrible idea. It turns out that while he was great at many things, his parenting style was not worthy of emulation.
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@LesDennis Looks like it's been a busy couple of days. One kid's birthday yesterday, 3 more born today. Mad.
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