Away

Here he comes. The stalking tiger, the dark horse. Talk of a golden age of heavyweights, of AJ, Wilder and Fury. Of Ruiz, Dillian and Ortiz. If Usyk can carry the extra weight, he beats them all @bigdaddybunce

You have read receipts on your emails.

"I'm travelling to Glastonbury, where my Bradshaw's guide tells me there is a music festival."

If anyone’s looking for our most sensitive national security secrets… Donald’s in the 🚽 with 📦. #DonaldInTheJohnWithBoxes #SongParody #NewVideo

“And then they said the McFlurry machine was broken.”

@mxmorggo @therightram

Imagine being this much a weapons grade cabbage. The dumbest fucking idiot I've ever read on a website that provides new fucking idiots everyday. Fucking put England in space honestly.

@ChairmanBLAOW Crumpet.

@ChairmanBLAOW You.

@ChairmanBLAOW Knobheads on Quiz Shows.

@danxdub @xVocalTestx Yup. Rinsed the merch. Most of it still carded/boxed and in the loft.

@danxdub @xVocalTestx Flew to NYC. Felt like a huge missed opportunity. Liam Neeson was EXACTLY how I imagined a Jedi would be. Maul - an awesome looking villain. The trailer was so good. Then turgid trade disputes, terrible kid-acting and blah. Saw The Matrix on the same trip. That was way better!

@RoyalMailHelp I can’t be bothered. This happens regularly. I don’t want an insincere, condescending email apology. It was last Tuesday afternoon around lunchtime. You can watch the video. You can see for yourself what happened. You can pause it if you want the reg. Cheers.

Drive a truck. Park it anywhere. Based on today’s experience, that seems to be the way the system works. Absolutely ridiculous and unfair on the cyclist.

@Hycusavfc @RoyalMailHelp Love to the family, Colin.

@edtiss @AmazonUK Bedford town centre, Tuesday this week. Within less than a minute. @AmazonUK, @PostOffice and a random car all parked in the cycle lane, double yellow lines. “CaNT yOu JUSt gO roUnd..?” Yes I can but this is endemic. youtube.com/shorts/Wz2Zas-…

It's me again @AmazonUK. Highway Code rule 243: "DO NOT stop or park where you would obstruct cyclists’ use of cycle facilities" & 247: "DO NOT load or unload where there are yellow markings on the kerb"

@ChairmanBLAOW ThE UZis bReaK.

@CycleBedford @SustransBedsMK @bedspolice @BedfordTweets The reality of cycling in bedford town centre. Filmed today. What is the point of cycle lanes if Amazon, Royal Mail and random drivers use our road space as free parking..? youtube.com/shorts/Wz2Zas-…

@ChairmanBLAOW Lemme tell YOU about my Vampire Hunter fiction series, all mapped out in my head. Will I ever commit to paper..? Doubtful, very doubtful.