a chinchilla

They should make birds, but with knives instead of wings

I'm fighting with my girlfriend

i saw mommy kissing santa claws and now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick but it's all in my head and she's touching his~

fat birb

this fuckin rules

When I was a little boy I was scared of monsters and I'd sleep on a mattresses on the floor, but now that I'm maturing into a woman I have a bed frame... Because I want the monster under my bed to fuck me.

I didn't eat or drink for like two days and became violently I'll after chugging a glass of ice water, but don't worry, we are so back bby

Well Easter Saturday has been canceled because my aunts boyfriend shat himself in the dunkin drive through

As a beginner I used purple, not because I thought it was better but just because it was purple and I like purple... Anyway now I don't use a pick when I play bass

There's just something so empty about eating a two am turkey dog in my own apartment

just received maybe the most fucked up sandwich i've ever paid money for. this is a "bacon egg and cheese"

@FenPup Woof!

Need to be sitting on the chest of an adorable little puppy and holding a knife to their neck while hearing them whimper

ニャオハとブイズ(今までのまとめです)

if crows had hands they’d definitely smoke cigarettes

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Buffalo wings are weird. Like I just ate the arms of five to ten birds