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I want to formally apologize for clogging the Artemis II toilet.

@FoxNews There they go again. Blaming ICE for everything.

NEW: The Artemis II crew experienced another issue with the spacecraft toilet overnight. "We tried to vent the wastewater tank that's attached to the toilet. We had problems with that due to suspected blockage, we think, probably due to ice."

@AlexTran677026 Stripes…

@KevinScarbinsky @AuburnMBB So if Auburn wins they can say they are the 69th best team in the country?

No team from Alabama has won the NIT. @AuburnMBB will try to be the first. The Tigers will play Tulsa in Sunday's championship game after a dominant 88-66 semifinal victory over Illinois State. The Tigers haven't looked that good for that long since ... the upset at Florida?

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@_TruthZone_ Katy Perry should be in this picture.

What's your first thought when you see this picture?

@CuriosityonX I thought that Katy Perry had already done that. 😆

NEWS🚨: Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch is set to become the 1st woman to fly around the moon 🌕

@Deposit_Return @Simon_Ingari lol

@Simon_Ingari I would like to start in 6 months time on my release from prison. I am experienced in selling used items , I am used to working at night time ,I’m not afraid of heights and have my own tools.

JOB INTERVIEW QUESTION: "If hired, what's your earliest possible start date?" Most candidates say: "I will start ASAP" "Can I start in 2 months?" THE WINNING ANSWER:

@MmisterNobody “Hey you. Get off of my cloud.” 🎶🎼

This is the team of Astronauts heading to the "Moon" tomorrow What's the first thought that comes to mind when you see this picture?

NEWS 🚨: Astronomers are tracking three asteroids passing by Earth today The largest is ~72 feet (22m) across and will pass at 2.6 million miles away NASA says none pose any threat

@NoHypeFinance @theficouple

@theficouple $6k/month feels safer. But $1M invested at ~7% produces roughly the same income. The real difference is control.

If someone offered you $1 million of cash or $6,000/mo for life? Take the $6,000/mo for life every time. Absolute no brainer.

Inches away from disaster, saved by a split second 🚨

BREAKING 🚨: NASA says Artemis II is a 'GO' with zero technical issues reported ahead of Wednesday's historic Moon launch FOUR ASTRONAUTS WILL FLY AROUND THE MOON FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1972 Liftoff set for April 1st!

@WallStreetMav @JesseCohenInv

@JesseCohenInv What happened to the food quality?

🚨🇺🇸 Restaurant stocks are in freefall. What happened to the US consumer?

@realpeteyb123 @LPNational Bring back the Tea party.

Democrats suck Republicans suck. What’s the solution?

@Chris__X__ Amen. Our country needs Jesus!

If you dont understand whats happening in the world right now, you better pick up a Bible and get caught up real quick.

😂 One of the greatest Football Coaching moments was when Bill Walsh installed the Wishbone with replacement players during the NFL Strike to troll Bill Parcells.

You are the first person to step foot on Mars, what do you say?

@ThomasSowell If I had Ben’s job then I agree. But if he had a real blue collar job then he wouldn’t make it to 60.

Ben Shapiro: "No one in the United States should be retiring at 65 years old. Frankly, I think retirement itself is a stupid idea unless you have some sort of health problem."

@BarackObama We were lied to.

The day the Affordable Care Act passed was one of my proudest moments as president, because it meant that millions of Americans would have access to health care, some for the first time. The ACA also prevented insurance companies from denying people with pre-existing conditions coverage, allowed young people under the age of 26 to remain on their parents’ plan, expanded Medicaid, and so much more. But the ACA was always meant to be a first step. We still have to do more to expand access and make health care more affordable for everyone.