Gavin

@aubviouslynot I need to go there

there’s a place in Utah called Beaver and they sell shit like this at the gas station lmao

@aubviouslynot Kickass shirt

happy long weekend!!! headed outside to get some vitamin D

@Skoog All the weird stuff in English I blame on the french

i’m a natural english speaker and the fact that there are multiple “thens” is genuinely ridiculous

@blixxild @JosieMarcellino It's the opposite of how they act

@JosieMarcellino Why? What's wrong with it?

@aubviouslynot Lmfao

me without VATS:

@nylawho1 @ConflictTR Wtf

@ConflictTR I do believe we are in a black mirror episode

KKTC Ercan Havalimanı’nda, İsrail uyruklu bir kuryenin valizindeki özel soğutma tankında yurt dışına kaçırılmak istenen 4 adet canlı insan embriyosu ele geçirildi.

@WilliamAder Anyone that thinks he won it and we are winning and will come out of it on top is an idiot honestly, like cool we gave Iran the biggest win of the century if not also the next century too.

In case you didn’t notice, Trump lost that war he started with Iran.

@aubviouslynot Hah I know, I just mainly wanted a reason to say "mach fuck" hahah In all seriousness I'm wondering what the navy is building.

@GavinCortes this was also a rhetorical question btw, I wasn’t actually wondering haha

@aubviouslynot Not sure what it could be other than maybe some drone skimming the water but the shape is off for either one with a jet engine or a bunch of props lifting it.

@aubviouslynot Oh those are definitely boats, its the thing that flies by in the corner briefly

@Reverend_Scott @CDisillusion I see two problems with that explanation, the shadow doesn't match their explanation, I see that as a minor issue, but this administration and Fox News are soooo incompetent at this point it would not be surprising at all that they didn't use a longer mask like they should have.

@CDisillusion I can't wait for this to pop up again in 5 years so you can be asked to explain it again.

Ok, Imma explain the admiral neck shadow thing. (Spoilers: it's not a rubber mask, ya weirdos)... 🧵

@aubviouslynot Hahahah so the best part of a caesar was still good lol

@GavinCortes oh I cooked it before hand this week, it’s perfect! so I just made a salad salad lmao I’ll actually follow instructions next time instead of thinking I’ve got this shit lol

@aubviouslynot Was the chicken at least good? I can't imagine you messing up that part at least.

@GavinCortes I went without knowing ingredients or how or timing and winged it and it just would not crisp the way I wanted to and when I tried it, it was not great

@aubviouslynot It's not pleasant hahaha you should definitely do it 🤣

@GavinCortes damnit. I should’ve tried one. next time I will. they’ve already softened

@LeeroyPress Just a bunch of old white people. This can be safely ignored.

Brighton Beach Brooklyn NY . A massive rally is taking place in a rally that's called " Stop Mamdani " For licensing email Leeroypress@gmail.com

“Stop Mamdani” from…what exactly? Filling potholes? Playing soccer with kids? Funding our schools and public libraries? Plowing the snow? Showing that our tax dollars can do a lot but there just wasn’t the political will to do it?

@aubviouslynot My parents are constantly telling me of how much they used to spend on rent and it makes me so fucking mad

I literally just gripped my fist so hard. I fucking hate the world