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@denjoe201 @Jusstmide0 @Bigzaynabu E no spoil

@Jusstmide0 @Bigzaynabu E don spoil

4-4 correct score predictions — Everton 1-3 Manchester City — Chelsea 0-3 Nottingham Forest — Roma 2-1 Fiorentina — Sevilla 2-1 Real sociedad GGEJM5 You saw it here first .

@OlatunjiAyokan2 Where can I download this app?

🚨 If you are not receiving surveys on Meta Viewpoints READ THIS 👀 Someone just shared a very important tip 💡 Switch from WiFi to Mobile Data 😤 Some people are not receiving programme invites because they are on WiFi 🚫 The moment they switched to mobile data surveys started coming in 🔥 ✅ Turn off WiFi ✅ Switch to mobile data ✅ Open the app and check for programmes 📱 That is it.

@KingsProtocol @thought_harbor But this is not practicable when you are married. What if she wants you during your semen retention phase?

@Gbolly_Ge @thought_harbor That’s the part nobody talks about. She can feel when you’re depleted. Stay full and you show up different in every area, including with her.

Semen retention is the most slept on performance enhancer on the planet.

@KantInEastt Is that engine oil?

This is the most popular food in Pakistan and apparently this is the only way to do it.

@KingsProtocol @thought_harbor So we are not supposed to be having sex with our wives?

@thought_harbor Not just boost it, it removes the fog that was never supposed to be there. Most men don’t even know what their real baseline feels like.

@MindOfHeadking Get a job.

She comes over, you escalate but she doesn’t give you a green signal. You go for a kiss, she pulls away. Do this next:

Did someone die in that Benfica match? Why added 15 minutes?

@MobilePunch Lol

𝗡𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗚𝗼𝗱, 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗔𝗱𝗲𝗯𝗼𝘆𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲: punchng.com/next-president…

@77Inscription77 @Prince_donussy @_OKJ__ Na mouth to mouth 🤣🤣🤣

@Prince_donussy @_OKJ__ I would assume it would be a battle of conscious will.

The day I read “and there was war in heaven” I knew the whole thing was bullshit, Because what do you mean war in heaven?.

@The_Guy1506 @yhamenfc @DanielRegha 🤣🤣🤣

@yhamenfc @DanielRegha Person gats crase like U before e go understand wetin U type

Asake parting ways with YBNL is turning out to be a costly mistake.

Consult the creator, ta se leda.

@ZenithBank all other banks have paid but Zenith has refused to pay, why?

@ZenithBank but why would the government pay workers but your bank has refused to credit their salaries?! Knowing full well that there will be a long weekend. This is not good for a bank that announces billions of profit.

@sakpo0007_ CGI is bad

They saw him turning yet they remain in the hall, this movie is a 10/10 masterpiece 🍿

@Oreofe_06 Even when you are almost dying, please learn how to use punctuation marks.

Urgent please! A scorpion just stung What first aid can we use right now while we’re on our way to the hospital?

@glam_queenn Salt

Teacher: the exam will be easy, you’ll all pass. The exam: 😭💀

@_theymi @EdoYorubaBoy Have you drunk. not drank.

Some times your body is not tired… it’s just dehydrated Have you drank water today ?

Eleda mi fe sun sugbon mo dabara bo ko ji.

After walloping Mallorca 5-0 and at the 80th minute the fans start to chant, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho 🎵

@Kurtsazzy @AsobaraJeremiah 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AsobaraJeremiah Lol. Adding Osimhen to the list of hot heads at Madrid. Bruh! 🔥🔥

They said he felt drained after his time in Madrid that's why he has been turning down the chance to return. I don't know why people keep thinking he has been begging for the job when in fact he has been running away from it. Perez will have to do a good amount of convincing.