Duhimbaze

Back then dads had 4-5 kids. Nowadays kids have 4-5 dads. Climate change is crazy.

Thank you! Watermelon is so damn useless!

#DOMINATE2027 will be happening on 20th March 2027 See you all.

Congratulations @ntvuganda on 20 years of exceptional journalism, thank you for two decades of impact. Wishing you continued success and growth.

@ghosts16ab As if you have space 45 in our apartments

75 inch Hisense or 65 Samsung smart TV? Answer fast

There is an agenda to depopulate Africans

@BaboonForestEnt @RadioandWeasel P'se, allow mowzey to RIP🙏

Weasel has teased two new Goodlyfe songs, one in hip-hop style and the other in amapiano, set to drop soon‼️🔥 Buli butya?

Guys I am officially a herbal doctor. I am specialising in intra-cellular body cleansing for diabetics, chemotherap, and AIDS. I provide mental health herbal remedies. DM or kindly call (+256)0700636309/ (+256)0770986286

@HustleKing01 I salute you sir

When i got some ka money she came to say hi to me at a bar and i asked her if she was a whore and how much she wanted for the night

A 300 million mortgage. @ 10% interest and 20 year period, would see u paying a total of 650 Million back. @ 17% rate would see u paying UGX 1 Billion back. When are we exhibiting the banking industry? because #interestrates must follow. People are getting mortgages at 17%

When you have three Harry Maguires in your defence

@koalapuffss @KubomuEdi

Breakfast for Stoners:

@matovuofficial @TreyKapata @josh_mirondo So relatable. That 5 minute break never ends

@TreyKapata @josh_mirondo @GenayGenesis we go for one😂😂😂

The mission is to avoid @josh_mirondo with his “come we go for an easy easy chill” you will return home after 2 days

@UncleBobUganda @MathiasSsemanda @DuncanAbigaba @tookeonline @birdcuganda @HopeKBMaaniBMZ @GCICUganda It's nolonger easy to come by the tooke biscuits on market. Where are they

.@MathiasSsemanda and @DuncanAbigaba please send me your address for some #Matooke Flour, courtesy on @tookeonline. In each box there are 24 packets which can make you over 50 meals. I will send some gnut paste along. No sap, no peeling, nothing. Just hot water and mingle.

Hey @SharonNabiwemba I want to see you.

1-Hope Pres Museveni will not mind, me, sharing this encounter between him &Gaddafi, over the Sudan.Bse it will help elucidate the tragedy of bankrupt leadership& how it destroys countries.They were many meetings,but this one stood out! Garang vehemently opposed dividing SUDAN.