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@MatyMat01 That's the sort of thing I'd expect a robot to say...

Yes I'm still alive and kicking

@MatyMat01 Been my mantra since my teens...

True happiness comes from within self pleasure

@Coltheman1 @TVONENZ Haven’t watched telly in years, can I give you my proxy?

@MatyMat01 @WeatherWatchNZ @MetService @lertinfo Spent 3 hours at the Otago Cavalcade market day - was awesome hanging out with the niece and nephews, but the G&T's are flowing to recover now

@Generickiwi @WeatherWatchNZ @MetService @lertinfo What the heck

Go home Autumn, you're drunk! @WeatherWatchNZ @MetService @lertinfo @MatyMat01 #Middlemarch #Cavalcade

@onenzofficial because it could not be any worse than dealing with the soulless people you have in Dunedin right now.

@onenzofficial That is the most vanilla feedback form I have seen in a long time. And to be honest I don’t believe that using my time to retell the scenario is going to have any impact on the situation, so thanks but I think I’ll just take a trip to another store and try my luck

@onenzofficial - your Dunedin store team needs a refresher in customer service. After not being served yesterday because of closing time, got told to come in today at 1pm. Sign on the door saying closed for staff breaks until 2pm due to staff shortage. Then sign amended to 2:30pm

@onenzofficial At just after 2pm, a staffer came out to explain they needed a lunch break. I explained I was tired of being mucked around, so told him to put the phone set aside for me back on the shelf. I will not be giving that store a penny of my money.

@onenzofficial Oh look, it’s next day and what’s this? Bearing in mind I’ve driven in to town 2 hours early, and start work at 3pm

@dairymanNZ Oh come on, tell me there's at least a 30 second tiktok about it, with AI voice over telling of how he almost died?

Did not bring up my GenZ son very well. Instead of contacting the media and trying to spark social media outrage about today's mouldy cheese purchase, he simply binned it and contacted customer support. Amateur

@Edwinmab1 Apologies for not replying, and thanks for your concern. I'm better than I was, things were weighing me down, but I'm getting on top of them slowly. I hope you are doing awesome, and compliments of the season to you and your family.

@Generickiwi Are you ok mate?

Existence is pointless

I bloody hate xmas.

@Coltheman1 How incredibly apt.

@Coltheman1 Yeeerrrr mate, I got a consignment of bollock shattering snow here for yer, where should I dump it pal?