GeoChemicalGoat
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As bad as what he did was, abhorrent actually, police absolutely cannot do this.
Wtf!?
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🚨 WATCH: Police struggle to detain the 45-year-old suspect after two Jewish people were stabbed in Golders Green
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@Padreespartano Tengo una hermana de 70 años, la conocí cuando ella tenía 50, decidió nunca tener hijos, ahora pide que le estemos ayudando, que de alguna manera le brindemos compañía y dinero, obviamente me he opuesto, porque esa fue la decisión que tomó y debe afrontar las consecuencias.
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Legendary Spanish matador can't eat, sleep and suffered 'immense pain' from gruesome rectal goring injury trib.al/MuCvcvk

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🔴 #ÚLTIMAHORA | Pronóstico muy grave para Morante: cornada de 10 centímetros con perforación del recto abc.es/cultura/toros/…
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Will Smith has terrible taste in choosing women.
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Will Smith and Jennifer Lopez are reportedly dating.
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Lots of men visiting Colombia are getting drugged, robbed, even killed by their Tinder dates.
So here is my story.
We had been on a couple dates, and she came over to watch a movie.
She didn't seem at all like the type to drug/rob. Whenever I see them in the news stories, I kind of feel like it was obvious: lots of make-up, exaggerated plastic surgery. Clearly materialistic.
Shortly after she arrives, she tells me to cover my eyes and open my mouth.
Immediately I'm very nervous, and she's acting confused. Like of course I'm not going to let you feed me some random thing, strange woman.
I demand to know what she wants to give me, and she reluctantly pulls out a piece of cake with custard on top, in a plastic container.
She explains that her family owns a little convenience shop and she brought it from there to surprise me.
I probably have to use Google Translate like five times because my Spanish is shit.
I ask myself whether this cake could be laced with scopolamine, and of course it could! So what do I do?
I agree to take a bite.
I decide to eat just a little off the spoon. I tell myself if I feel the least bit woozy I will kick her out immediately.
So I take my half-assed bite. Then…
…nothing. She just wanted to surprise me with a treat.
We've been married seven years.
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#KARMA 🚨🚨🚨 Fue ases¡nato Carlos Zúñiga, conocido en el mundo de las corralejas como "Superman de las corralejas". El sujeto, acostumbrado a maltratar toros, se encontraba en zona rural del mpio/El Retén (Magdalena), cuando sicar¡os lo abordaron y lo acribillaron sin compasión.
Zúñiga era una figura emblemática en los redondeles de la región por su valentía frente a los toros, destreza que le otorgó su famoso apodo. Las autoridades ya adelantan las investigaciones en el departamento para dar con los responsables de este hecho que hoy enluta la tradición taurina costeña.


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Colombian President Gustavo Petro has been designated a “priority target” by the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration. bit.ly/4lIwJs2
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Narcotrafic : le président colombien Gustavo Petro visé par deux enquêtes pénales américaines
➡️ go.france24.com/RuI

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