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@ClimateBen The Great Dying 2 Thats what happened in the End Permian, thats what's happening now. The Siberian Traps complex put out insane amounts of CO2 and Friends, right now, and the ocean basically died of CO2 acidity. Took most of life with it.

BREAKING: humanity is failing to anticipate less carbon being absorbed by the ocean in the future with more atmospheric CO₂ further accelerating global warming

@Andr3jH I like this new power rangers cast

Péter Magyar Duncan Idaho Hannah Montana Alexis Texas

@PanasonicDX4500 Sure got the whole "Golden Cow" part right. Spray tan gold, tho

The Book of Revelation really made all this sound like it was going to be more poetic and less stupid.

@PpetersonPaul Yes, accountants are going to get paid a ton to fix all the screw-ups from people using too much AI "Did I file my taxes right Grok?" "You sure DID" Grok replies, lying like a liar

Think of Michael Jordan playing pickup ball for years in sandals. Then someone hands him a pair of Nikes. That’s what AI is for accountants right now. This is the accountant’s moment.

@TOliveFern Now thats one group of fellows that *should not* go to space. Wanna see how fast humans can bring the plot of DOOM to life? Send Smotrich and Ben-Gvir and you will have demons flooding the airlock in 2 years flat, bet

Israeli researchers have identified the best locations for settlements at the Moon’s south pole

@froggytonic Tons that a good haircut and shave would do for this lad, he really is bringing this on himself. Baby-Killer Green is a bad color on anyone, too. Get this boy a nice flannel and a buzz cut and off ye go

Granted, he looks like he was created by a 4chaner trying to make the most racist soyjak imaginable, but... It's a real photo, man. That's your boy, your beautiful fundamentalist inbred baby boy.

@DeepDishEnjoyer If its one of them Civil War Chimps, yes

if you have one monkey on a typewriter could it set us foreign policy by sheer chance

@jarvis_best Man, the October red trees seeming to glow against a dark grey sky, the cold clean waters of the innumerable lakes of Eagle River, bright gold Pholiota mushrooms growing out of white and black birch... Wisconsin is a heaven on earth. And THEN you talk about the food...

Wisconsin is one of the few places in the US that are actively disappointing to visit. When you think WISCONSIN you might picture in your mind a beautiful sunrise over a picturesque cheese farm. Yeah there are ZERO picturesque cheese farms in Wisconsin. 99% of Wisconsin looks like you plunked the Breezeway interchange into a field of dirt. It is not a pretty place.

I have a problem and its name is Wisconsin. A thread. I hate Wisconsin. It’s like you took the absolute worst stereotypes of red states and blue states and mushed them together to create a Sheboygan hard role except dummer. The Madison libs are a walking talking Portlandia skit and the Republicans are all fat and on the verge of a very racist heart attack. Everything you heard about Wisconsin is true.

@robrousseau I am going to miss that really good Chili Crisp with a picture of Mao Zedong in an apron on the front. It would make the dandelion leaves we will all be eating to survive go down so much better

What will you miss most about the global economy? For me it was being able to afford food

@Katauroraaa "Which side do you think the Keplerians are gonna give lasers to? Probably the SHORT ONES snarksnarksnark" "Remind you of anyone (closes all three of my eys in shame)" "Tag yourself I am Screaming Monkey 4. It do be like that here in the Far Reaches systems. YOLO"

This is how Aliens see us everytime we have a world war btw, they also post it on their galactic social media and qrt each other with snarky jabs at us and galactic sociopolitical relevant commentary.

@johanstrauss89 Don't kill the vibe, guy lol

Guys there’s an average of 1500 warehouse fires a year in the U.S. i assure you it’s almost certainly a coincidence

@mcgospodi Just the one post alone where we all found out EVERYBODY has a grandma with her sewing stuff in a Danish Cookies tin... that did more for world peace than anything in my lifetime so far lol

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@LA_WY_Alibi @theepicmap Notice we got the hint and didnt just "rebuild again- Moclips Strong" or some crap... got the heck outta there, cuz. Put the fire pits somewhere else, jfc Ocean, was that necessary

Why are there basically no major cities on this stretch of the US West Coast?

@richimedhurst I hope they collapse soon, so we can try again with the pieces. I suspect large swaths of native lands will be abandoned when the US falls apart. Certainly AK, ND, most of Eastern WA and OR. Too hard for them to live there now *with* a government. After a Fall? #landback baby lol

The US have signed over 300 treaties with Native Americans and violated almost every single one. This is behavior that has persisted for centuries -- in case the last 2 bombings of Iranian delegations slipped anyone's minds. To be completely blunt: they only understand one language and regrettably, it's not diplomacy.

@KarnesMellagio The Koreans are like "6 million? Thats rookie numbers. Mao did that on a tuesday"

I genuinely think that the Israelis are mostly unaware or unable to understand that there is basically no special reverence of the Holocaust within Korea or the wider East Asian region. To them it’s just another atrocity comparable to their own.

@bazzacc2 Now is the time to press that wine

Still relevant today ✔️

Notice how they're not killing the journalist: Israel: 0 Gorillas: 1

@ettingermentum AOC

Who would be the funniest Dem to win in 2028 and just end up being a really good president somehow.

@tyleroakley @MajorityDems @ElissaSlotkin Thats a lot! Wow.

@MajorityDems @ElissaSlotkin nope

Elissa Slotkin on Democratic division: "The whole debate doesn’t split down lines of Moderate vs. Progressive. It splits down lines of Fight versus Flight… and I am on Team Fight every single day of the week.”

@FORTRESSMAXXING Every country is just three or four smaller countries in a trenchcoat Nation Building has always been bringing those all together to sneak into the movie theater as one definitely old enough dude. . . Just make sure everyone wants to watch the same movie (Jurassic Park ofc)

"Kurdistan" is basically just an alternate Iran. Just as Iran is a union of various Iranian/Iranic ethnic groups, so too is "Kurdish", a union of several Western Iranian groups that aren't even mutually intelligible. The fact Kurds constantly claim Azeris, Mazanis/Gilaks, most of Iran etc is proof of this. The Kurdish nationalist political project is entirely just creating an alternate Iran centered in Erbil instead of Tehran or Isfahan. This is why they'll constantly fail. It's like as if Morocco were to create some alternate Arabist project centered around Fez instead of Cairo or Damascus or something. And they'll claim most of the Arab world from Morocco to Baghdad, excluding some bits like Saudi Arabia. Entirely nonsensical.