𝕲𝖊𝖙𝕽𝖎𝖈𝖈𝖍.𝕽𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖘𝖙𝕺𝕻𝖕⚰️🪏

Be so consistent that people think you got lucky. 🔥

Alina Lopez revealed that aging has been nice for her. She said she's spending the money she made from c0rn in doing grown-up things and being a big girl She revealed that she's closing in on getting her second house. She said "I wish I could go back and tell my younger self that growing up is gonna be okay cos it has been" She revealed that she's learned a lot in her late 20s about development, friendship and growth in general and that's been a plus for her.

At least I'm posting nonsense, others are dating it. 🥲

Might go fishing and see if I can catch a fucking break

Why is weed stigmatized so much while alcoholism is perfectly acceptable?

Depression is like being color blind and being told how colorful the world is.

I lost $10,000 and my girlfriend in the same month. Here’s what it taught me:

I watched this movie because the audiobook was on sale, and I listened to it when I was sick. The ending was so bewilderingly unbelievable that I had to see if the film would improve upon it. I guess it did, but all I could think the entire time was that while Amanda was giving the performance of a lifetime, Sydney was about as magnetic as a jug of milk. I truly cannot fathom it having a $372.2 million appeal.

When you're trying to read a long text while high af😂😂💨

Stoner can I give my dog a weed to inhale?

let's talk about autism + ADHD nesting. it's possibly the best thing i've ever been introduced to. gathering all the things you could possibly need and putting it in reaching distance so you can have a few hours of no transitions. BRILLIANT.

If I smoke weed every day because it helps me function, does that really make me a drug addict? 🤔

If weed is ever legalize, I can't wait to see the commercial

"If she has tattoos in visible places and colored hair, run. That's not a red flag, that's a whole damn communist parade.

I need a virgin from Israel that can twerk and climb pole

Dating me is like biting into an oatmeal raisin cookie and realizing it’s chocolate and then realizing two hours later it was also edible

Sometime I accidentally accept the bare minimum trying to be considerate of what others are going through & that is a habit I need to let go of expeditiously.

Be so consistent that people think you got lucky. 🔥

Waxed cooochie is the prettiest

Me trying to focus:
opens phone to set a timer
sees TikTok notification
emerges 2 hours later knowing how to train a raccoon to steal jewelry

Some sex addict just think you fuck or suck pussy everyday 😂 nah bitch I’m in my period too 😂😭