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The older i get the more I realize how much I appreciate relaxing at home with a blunt

"I told my bro not to invite any useless people to his wedding....and that mf didn't invite me".

That “come here” text from the right person can destroy all my self-control instantly 😮‍💨

First day as a motuary attendant and they brought my crush dead 😂 Me :

I can't pretend anymore, whats the meaning of body counts ?

If smokers are liable to die young, how about cheaters?? 🥺🥺🥺

Mad at that uncle for ignoring me before. Now I get it. life was just pressing him from all sides.>>>

I wish people offered me weed as much as my middle school health classes said they would.

in the end you just want someone to tell about your day. someone who actually cares,who listens,asks questions,and laughs.

I think the worst kind of heartbreak is when they slowly become someone you would never have trusted in the beginning.

i be like "i'm shy" then show up half naked to the function

Wine got people staring out the window at absolutely nothing like they just survived a forbidden romance 😭

you can act like u proud, but i can see the hate all on you.

if i start talking to you about really stupid shit and im not trying to look intellegent anymore that means youve done it. obtained true trust levels. S+ tier friendship.

EATING PVSSY IS HEALTHY EATING PVSSY IS HEALTHY EATING PVSSY IS HEALTHY EATING PVSSY IS HEALTHY EATING PVSSY IS HEALTHY

please smoke weed life is so beautiful

when the joke is good... but it's about you

Bro to bro, share tips on escaping poverty, someone might need this.

Big dick Privilege>>>>>

i'm at the point where i might have to try a cigarette😭💨

At first I was upset, but then I realized some people just run from person to person whenever things don't go their way