Jodie Whalan 💜

A dream is still a dream, no matter how long it’s been true! #MadamSecretary #setvisit @TeaLeoni @MadamSecretary @LoriMcCreary 💙⭐️❤️ THANK YOU!

Excuse me? Really!?

@MikeReissWriter Mike and Brett, I think you guys are the only ones who still care what I have to say…. And I’m ok with thst! 😂

@MikeReissWriter Do you really wanna make the orange toddler mad? He’s already broken his toys and now he’s breaking everyone else’s

They should give Vance the Nobel Peace Prize just to piss off Trump.

@MikeReissWriter @TheSimpsons PS: I think you’re a living angel. Too much?

@MikeReissWriter @TheSimpsons This is why I prefer ACTUAL intelligence, stupid A.I, yoi’re only in ya sixties mate!

I saw this A.I. video of "@TheSimpsons writers then and now" and modern me came in with angel wings. Uh-oh.

@TheSimpsons Silly Wabbit…. Kicks are for RIBS!

Happy Easter! Reminder: if it’s in a nest, it’s not a part of the egg hunt 🐣

@AlJean Dunno but are you ok?

Does the term “patient” come from how long they make you spend in a waiting room.

@simpsons_DG We’ve been hit by an officer! 😂

"Hmm... what would the captain say in my spot?" "Don't fire the torpedos..." "Fire the torpedos!"

@MikeReissWriter 😂

OLD MAN: I'd like a massage. SEXY MASSEUSE: Would you like happy ending? OLD MAN: Yes, I'd like to die in my sleep.

@MikeReissWriter That’s so sweet! I have no clue who that guy is but I love the episode and Doris too. 💛

This brought back a fond memory. 80-year-old Rod Steiger came in to record his part and 80-year-old script supervisor Doris Grau (Lunchlady Doris) SWOONED. He was her Timothee Chalamet.

@AlJean @TheSimpsons Excellent! 💛

Very happy to do this podcast with my old @TheSimpsons friend Jay Kogen… as you’ll see I move so quickly, like the Flash, everyone else seems to be frozen

@Joshstrangehill @thatbilloakley 😂 Where do you find these things?

Uh-oh, looks like Kirk Van Houten's been kicked out again

@MikeReissWriter There’s nithing louder than CAPS.

@MikeReissWriter 😂 😂 HELLO!!!

Australians talk loud. A friend called me from Sydney and I said, "I can barely hear you. Use a phone."

@MikeReissWriter Because he has NO AENSE Full atop.

Because he has no sense of history or human decency, Trump is going to drop a nuke.

@Joshstrangehill @thatbilloakley 😂 I hear one in there that made it into The Simpsons, it was on Barney’s machine when Homer called from jail.

Oh my god, before the internet (and the Simpsons) gave us a million quotable lines, @thatbilloakley & I would quote all the messages in this ad all the time. It formed a permanent place in the brains of anyone watching late-night or non-network TV in the 80's.

@MikeReissWriter Mike, that’s not an award, it’s part of the set! 😂

This week's Substack takes you backstage at the Oscars! Read it & SUBSCRIBE! reissm.substack.com/p/oscars-part-…

You want to go to the Oscars? Well, don’t be a writer for the show! 😂 Check out Mike’s #Substack and #subscribe.

😂 Is that really how thry write Homer’s chomping noise?

@MikeReissWriter This is amusing and sad.

We deposed another dictator. Now Iran will become peace-loving democracy, like Iraq, Libya and Afghanistan.