Gina Conto

*loud music plays at a party* Me: I SAID DO YOU EVER MISS CERTAIN CHARCTERS FROM NOVELS AS IF THEY WERE YOUR FRIENDS?

People born in 1993 are now the same age as George Costanza in the first season of Seinfeld

@neighborhoodoaf This is Your Greatest Tweet

I Can Do It With A Broken Heart is actually about That Summer I did all those improv shows

@iHad2GoGetit youtube.com/shorts/UUB0Lz_…

"When is it time to end a relationship?" is one of the most common questions I get. Only you know that answer. But here's some red flags that a relationship has run its course...

@ham_window I will never forgive you if you did not stick around to find out the rest of this

Overheard in an east village coffee shop “So anyway I’m about to go on my healing trip to Nicaragua when I get a message saying that he’s awake and has a heartbeat…”

@JoeBrielmaier I’ll never tell 😘

At first it was fun to be going through a break up at the same time as Taylor Swift but now one of us has moved on to dating a hot Super Bowl winning NFL player and the other is living a quiet life in a small Swiss village confronting the reality that she will likely die alone.

2024 already a banner year for people trying to wipe the scar off my face

Do you think Joe Alwyn texts Taylor happy birthday

@HydroFlask Done!! ❤️❤️❤️ Thanks so much!!!

@GinaConto Oh wow! Sounds like a super fan of Hydro Flask! 😀 Please send us a DM.

.@HydroFlask my mom ran over my dad’s favorite water bottle with the car and he continues to use it. If that’s not brand loyalty, I don’t know what is. Any chance for a new one for him for Christmas this year?!

Okay a little less relatable than some of her other work

Shoshanna sun Marnie rising Hannah moon

She’s right

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

I think wedding videos would look like A24 trailers with scary music. I think engagement photos look like they’re for a tourism brochure. I think you could literally show me wedding photos of a different couple and I would not notice and still say “Wow, gorgeous. Very nice!”

This is The Bear, okay?!?!!