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30 years @greateranglia have forced rail replacements on its service users, THIRTY YEARS! Even worse, the last train out of London is two hours earlier than usual. Utter tripe.

@anon_opin Agreed on it not being bald, that’s just disconcerting. It is good to keep it tidy though, nobody likes hair in their mouth.

The rise of the hairless beaver is troubling. It's an infantilisation of the female form and we should normalise having a trawlerman's jumper again.

I have lost track of the number of times I’ve had my appt cancelled on the day with no reason given. I book my work around them so it’s incredibly annoying when I receive messages before & after stressing my need to attend. Why should I when they’re cancelled? @GiveBloodNHS

@NoContextBrits It’s because of shit like this I’m thankful for this: 🖕🏼

@richardosman Someone can let me know what it’s like, I don’t subscribe to Netflix. Shame, I can only hope it’ll come find its way onto a non-subscription channel.

The first 'Thursday Murder Club' trailer is finally here!

@anon_opin I miss the old black plastic bumpers. The ones we have now are just yet another way to make money from us.

People need to stop being so precious about their cars. If I accidentally scuff or gently rock another car while parking, and it's bumper contact only with no marks or damage, I'm not leaving a note, and I'm not losing sleep over it. Bumpers are for bumping.

@The_East_End I’m going to go out on a limb here and say the headlines are twisted.

What in the name of all that is holy, is this Government doing?

@ToppersSnr @CountyChamp Are these the trails that can be seen (I can’t find the post)? I took this from my garden in Colchester. Quite remarkable.

Pitch on Day 2 and Day 3 at Chelmsford, together with the Commentator's view of the game they are caling! Here are Mark Church and Kevin Howells discussing #EsxvSur in the @CountyChamp in the Sunshine.

@ianvisits It’ll take a year!!??

Cutty Sark DLR station to close for nearly a year to replace its escalators ianvisits.co.uk/articles/cutty… Bad news for Greenwich, as Cutty Sark station on the DLR will close at the end of next month for nearly a year of work to replace its unreliable escalators.

@SaveRanges What time & where are people meeting?

announcing a very special double walk for early risers and late evening walkers

@charliersmith1 I thought that was a tortilla in your glass at first glance! 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

It’s exactly 4 years since I tried to take my own life - and today I’m celebrating my second chance in life… I didn’t believe it at the time, but things really do get better 💕

@TheBarmyArmy And as luck would have it, I was over there.

Seven years ago today. 🤐

@SaveRanges @WildlifeTrusts @mod_dio Hmm, I must have been hallucinating when I’ve seen them there then.

@WildlifeTrusts @mod_dio these are the birds you claim do not nest in middlewick ranges

A skylark’s song-flight can last up to an hour, with the bird reaching 300m before descending. Despite their aerial displays, they nest on the ground and can raise up to four broods in a season 🐦

Thank you, I have sent an email.

I should be able to purchase tickets for @thehundred having done so in each of the past tournaments but this is all I can access. I have tried many different ways to purchase them, including your online bot. Please help! @surreycricket #TheHundred

@PictureSporting I’ve watched baseball (NY Yankees). It was as dull as dishwasher.

Came across this quote from Alec Bedser made in February 1975. Can't imagine what he would have thought about T20. The remarks led to him being sacked as a Gillette Cup adjudicator

@Morbidful In the UK appointments get cancelled the day before or day of the booking. Then the service calls you one week later trying to book you in because they’re low on stock.

In Sweden, blood donors get a text message whenever their donated blood is used to save a life. Launched in Stockholm in 2012, this innovative program aims to boost donations by showing donors the real impact of their contribution. Do you think all countries should adopt this approach?

@anon_opin Does this include web pages? My Mum had over 100 last I looked (mostly weather related).

Wouldn't it be great if somebody invented an app to close every app on an IPhone rather than me having to close 25 on my mum's phone one at a time.

@MagistratesBlog Who’s the ghostly figure in the back?

Oh dear.

@StuartHumphryes Great photo & usual fab enhancement. The officer is City of London though so should have a red & white arm band. 🙂