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@Sethrogen Hollywood actors think they're the good guys.

@Hoppydoesntread There's a guy I think you'll like when you get to 6 hours to kill

Ennis is so good at writing bit characters, this random Doctor who lets Frank go becuase he doesn’t want the Barracuda rampaging in his hospital appears in two pages, but his disdain for Frank and pov is so well fleshed out. Very good characterization

@Hoppydoesntread I think he's tied with Rawlins. I liked Finn but he's only in the story and I might be a little biased cus I really like Kitchen Irish.

Yeah he really is the best Punisher villain.

@shmegmoid @PurpleKingTony @romrot_mechanik @HollyGrayle thought you were talking to me for a second when I saw this in my notifications 😅

@PurpleKingTony @GitMikeTD @romrot_mechanik @HollyGrayle Yo I gotta reply one more time to really let you know just how much I fucking hate you, you really are so stupid it made my day subjectively worse

Wooden floor v Somali. I'll bet it's a rental or social housing too...

@PurpleKingTony @romrot_mechanik @HollyGrayle The water will have got into the joints and cracks. Unless she sets up an air flow circulation and dehumidifies the room for about a week, the floor will look like this and get worse from there.

@romrot_mechanik @HollyGrayle It’s obviously not ideal. But she dried it right? So what’s the problem?

@Voomy02 @SMOTMJ @hausofdecline you must be the one person that actually likes Ctrl + Alt + Del

@SMOTMJ @hausofdecline You made the joke worse. You removed the fucking joke

@CountDankulaTV Streel

So the government whose approval is in the pits because they can't manage or run literally anything effectively have announced that they are now going to run and manage the streel industry.

@A_i So is this cartoon worth watching or what?

Scores are in. 🎧🔥

@ranmasaotome96 Who?

People keep bringing up the Destiny debate, but this was the point where it all went wrong for Jonny boy.

@Derekos00 @TewFiddySicks @vet_nm @bumbadum14 So why doesn't everyone just press red? There's no downside for losing for red pushers but blue pushers don't realise they're gambling with their own lives by putting their trust in every other voter.

@TewFiddySicks @vet_nm @bumbadum14 You do yes but you could cause everyone pushing blue to die

The people bringing their bags off the plane are blue pushers. But none of you are ready for that conversation.

Notice what he isnt slamming?

@roy_smith29022 @CollinRugg @bosco1 Tbf if he hadn't the guy would probably still be walking free so swings and roundabouts

@CollinRugg @bosco1 This person films it and does nothing to stop it??? What a bizarre world

NEW: New York City teen arrested after he body slammed a girl before stomping on her head because she didn't give him her number. The 15-year-old girl was seen trying to avoid the thug in East Harlem as he pushed her, harassed her, and assaulted her. The 14-year-old thug was later arrested and charged with assault. The girl was sent to the hospital. She suffered a concussion and is in stable condition. Never let this freak out of prison.

@detectivesim Gee I wonder who it was. Did that shillouette on the roof happen to spot them?

Discord Detective goodboss678 seems to have found themselves a killer that really doesn't like witnesses snooping around 😳

@MikeRGlenn Love to see the memos from HR "Just FYI We might be a morally unethical international crime syndicate bent on starting another world war but workplace sexual harassment is still grounds for immediate termination... Via the shark pool in Mr Blofields office"

I was watching the James Bond movie, "You Only Live Twice," and noticed all the people working in Blofeld's volcano lair. I was wondering if the place had a cafeteria for the employees. What about all the jump suits? Who had the contract to supply them? Is there an HR Department?

@TheGameVerse The multiplayer was piss easy once you learnt how easy it was to exploit

PEAK

@MrFezz15 Still waiting for the punchline to a joke she started telling in January

The longest four word put down in history

@NotJoshGeyer It's almost like you want to Shout it out.

AC/DC is way the fuck better than KISS and I will die on that hill.

@shitpost_game You could play perfectly and get the highest score possible but then be reminded youre gambling for about 6 cents

@Kindregards67 @bekymre @Howlingmutant0 The dictionary.

@bekymre @Howlingmutant0 Okay give me a list..!!!!

If there’s anything that I’ve learned from this experience is that no one is more put upon in this country than the humble ferryman

@b0newalljackson I remember watching Alien with my dad when I was about 7 and just as the chest burster appeared my dad farted and I jumped.

90’s dads were like “ yeah my six year old can handle terminator 2: judgment day “

@NAjaefobi27192 @Casio9bh @14czsncrakr88 @SoraSatoru_ @YKWcbafn You're not gay but you know the size of some gay mens dicks:

@Casio9bh @14czsncrakr88 @SoraSatoru_ @YKWcbafn Ahhhh I see, such a sad thing I'm not gay, but I can fetch him some gay black guys with huge dicks.