Lampshade
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@elfluvr9000 Gotta make sure you don't confuse her with all the other Alexstraszas
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I like how every time she speaks the subtitles say her full legal name because it only happens for her
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@UsagiKaede1 But they would all die because no 1/1 counters right? As they would become 0/0 lands creatures with no counters (assuming the creature didn't already have counters)
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*I target my land animated with Noyan Dar*
Steph 🚫🧊@SteelCitySteph
I promise the more you think about this card the cooler it gets.
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@Anthony_Ronin @uiulex Is there somewhere with a better translation of what was meant there?
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Olivier realy loves the idea of a third path. It was kinda of a joke in CS2 because your third path was basically siding with the Reformist Faction. I hope they learned and this new third path isn't going to be just siding with Mille Mirage. #UiuSteel4
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@UsagiKaede1 Your friends will think you're really cool and handsome as you take five minutes to resolve this.
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I would be super down for online magic with 10 minute time controls
read love bullet right fucking now@justMizuyuki
it's kinda funny that this is the complaint when the biggest issue i have with paper play is when ur opp takes ten trillion hours so it's declared a draw
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@adamwasmo @doodillydoo What's the functional difference between that and just copying Deceit? Or were you trying to exile all three and was incorrect on the ruling?
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@doodillydoo I have spider man on the stack. My op's gy is 2 spider man and 1 deceit. I have my spiderman enter as my op's first spiderman, entering as the second, entering as the deceit. This is all legal, the question is what gets exiled
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Died in the PT
A fun moment was calling a judge, getting a ruling, then getting an announcement the following round that the ruling was wrong (I didn't appeal because I didn't think it mattered)
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@whippletom @JamieJo86909968 forbes.com/sites/johnjenn…
Paints a different picture however and at the very least the 70% figure is VERY suspect
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@JamieJo86909968 I mean, mainly it was a joke. But there's this:
cleveland.com/business/2016/…
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Most lottery winners are penniless in five years.
Most over 50s struggle to switch careers.
This man 100x'ed his winnings to become a leader in a brutally competitive market.
In this Linkedin post I will....
Europa.com@europa
🇬🇧 A British pensioner who won the lottery used his £2.4 million winnings to set up a drug lab. John Spiby, along with his sons, built a sophisticated lab to produce fake prescription pills in stables opposite his cottage in Wigan, Greater Manchester. The gang raked in £288 million after expanding from the cottage warehouse to a second lab at an industrial unit in Salford. During their crime spree, Spiby boasted, "Elon and Jeff best watch their backs" - a reference to US tech billionaires Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos. Follow: @europa
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@elfluvr9000 Ancient Greeks hadn't invented love yet so it tracks.
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The Greeks would never have note affectionate short forms of their formal terms.
Aaron Nagler@AaronNagler
That trailer for The Odyssey starting with “tell me about my dad” is like nails on a chalkboard. The term “dad” was invented a good 2,000+ years after the Odyssey was written
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Concerning that a lot of the comments don't understand that RAW a component pouch and a focus are the same. The component pouch is assumed to have any spellcasting components that don't have a listed price. The difference is 100% flavor
memeslich 💀 dnd memes@memeslich
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@idiosyncretic @MerryNamefull @chemistress42 @BoostedAnimalss @Zingus5 In D&D you have kind of estus mechanic in 4th edition with healing surges.
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@MerryNamefull @chemistress42 @BoostedAnimalss @Zingus5 I see, so "X heals that regen on rest and you can upgrade both" going from class specific to universal is the innovation? Haven't played many games recently so I'm not familiar and must be missing something
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Oh booo hoooo you can't watch that movie. It's a chud evil movie because the director made a joke about traknees on Twitter seven years ago. I use the child rape OS because it's easy for my smooth and unwrinkled brain.
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On the bright side I get to wokescold all of you for using a pedophile's operating system
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@osu_MeovvCAT @SkyRaiderG7 From what I've read they are forced to switch even if they wanted to pay because the license limit is laughably low and would make it impossible to actually use in games.
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@SkyRaiderG7 Use fonts in your games for 20 years, establish brand image around those fonts, get charged 50x to keep brand image or forced to switch
pure evil lol
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Fontworks, the font provider for every Persona/Atlus game and a huge number of other Japanese games, has ended its affordable licensing plan for font integration in games after being acquired by US-based Monotype.
The yearly license fee has spiked from $380 to $20,500.
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The one last ethnicity you are allowed to generalise about, to be blatantly bigoted and racist about are the Irish.
Magdi Jacobs@magi_jay
@JournoStephen @spectator The first time I ever experienced antisemitism it was from an Irish man. I am not Jewish. That's how antisemitic the Irish are.
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@eeuoss @exquizitely A lot of RTS games of that era were ported to console so those would also not require a mouse
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@exquizitely I wonder if it's the only RTS that does not require a mouse (though it does support mouse). Interesting how the mechanic of building foundations under the buildings was never tried again. Love how carryalls would carry harvesters and (as far as I remember) units for repairs.
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Dune 2 (Westwood Studios, 1992) was a treat for RTS fans back then. Some argue it birthed the genre for a generation of gamers.
I recently played it on my good old AMD 486 with a 15" monitor (they feel so small now, ha) and felt like I never left 1992. The mechanics somehow seem hardwired into my gamer brain. If you haven't played it lately and want to relive some early '90s nostalgia, you can't go without Dune 2.
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@tupacminecraft Why does the line go down at places? Did you unread a bunch of stuff
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looking over my accomplishments for 2025 i gotta say it's been a productive year!
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Back in my days streamers used to be up for 25 hours a day playing whatever and now everyone with more than 10 followers streams like once a week for 3 hours tops. Happy for you guys but what am I gonna watch 😭
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@VRONKIKA @inkblotPrincess If OSHA inspectors were forced to play Factorio there would be a ten feet wall around every train track.
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[watching an OSHA inspector play Factorio] imagine it literally being your job to prevent this kind of stuff from happening and seeing your worst nightmare unfold while feeling powerless to do anything
CM25 🌻@real_cm25
genuinely the most tense and heartbreaking playthrough of this game i've seen. imagine it literally being your job to prevent this kind of stuff from happening and seeing your worst nightmare unfold while feeling powerless to do anything this game is CRUEL lol
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Everybody quotes these lines but nobody talks about the Path of Exile build
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This sounds cool as fuck and then it gets progressively goofier as each of the pieces of the Whole Armour of God is detailed, starting with the Girdle of Truth and Breastplate of Righteousness. When does the Holy Hand Grenade show up.
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