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Good morning world. Today should be a very slow day since I've done most of my work last night, but I dunno... Maybe I'll need to go to the police station again or something, we'll see

This is it. Everything learned spending millions on longevity. From: Your Immortal Unc and Auntie. To: Our Immortal nieces and nephews. 0. Sleep is the world's most powerful drug. 1. Be in your bed for 8 hours 2. Same bedtime every night, any time before midnight 3. Don’t eat right before bed 4. Calm foods for dinner 5. No screens 1 hour before bed 6. Avoid added sugar (be aware it’s in everything) 7. Avoid all things in an American convenience store 8. Avoid fried foods 9. Shoes off at the door 10. Eat whole foods, particularly veggies fruits nuts legumes berries 11. Walk a little after meals or air squats 12. Get your heart rate high routinely 13. Lift heavy things 14. Stretch daily 15. Water pik, floss, brush, tongue scrape, morning and night 16. Make an effort to drink water 17. Get sunlight when you wake up (UV is low) 18. Protect skin in midday sun 19. Stand up straight 20. See at least one friend once a week 21. Avoid plastic where you can (in all things) 22. Circulate air in rooms 23. When stressed, breathe, learn to calm your body 24. Go to the dentist 25. Avoid sitting for long times 26. Protect your hearing, the world is too loud 27. Alcohol is bad for you 28. Finish coffee before noon 29. Avoid bright lights after sunset 30. If obese, look into a GLP 31. Sleep in a cold room 32. Texting while driving is dangerous 33. Turn off all notifications 34. Limit social media use 35. Don’t smoke anything 36. If you struggle to sleep, read a physical book before bed 37. 1 hour before bed have a calm wind down routine: bath, read, light walk, listen to music 38. The body is a clock and loves routine. Have a daily morning and evening schedule. 39. Avoid long distance travel where you can 40. Baby steps first: incorporate new things slowly 41. Do less… most things don’t work. Bonus points if you get your blood checked. Start here, it will change your life.

I don't think it's a profitable side hustle. Unless you're like the CEO of Telegram app.

I think the hardest part about growing a following online is just being genuine. Stop using AI, write naturally and be yourself. That's the first thing you can do as a writer.

Chinese takeout has gotta be top 10 foods of all time

I wish

@mishkawaifu Lol yeah

Caught you staring :P

i’m ngl i have been reading tons of NTR lately :3

"you reply so fast" thanks, nobody texts me

the reason women aren’t looking at you is they can smell the difference between fake porn-brained horny and real testosterone-fueled horny

@YappingAlien Do it, watching here @YappingAlien

Woke up in an annoyingly horny mood. But I have no privacy today so I can only seethe about it...

@serachoii How

btw girls can tell when a guy has a porn addiction and when he doesnt ;)

A well fucked woman is a peaceful woman. Stop arguing with feminists and start giving them the deep, consistent pounding they actually need. Society would heal fast.