Gonefishing 🐟
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Nicki Glaser: I can't get off without watching porn.
Joe Rogan: You can't get off at all without watching porn?
Nicki Glaser: Not even close. I wouldn't even try. If my internet was down we had a power outage the other day at my house and it was just like, "Okay, well, I would be screwed without I couldn't do it. I mean, I would figure out a way. I think I would manage.
but if my if my toys aren't working and aren't plugged in, and if I don't have porn, I'm just not getting off. I've never been someone who can do it manually and, and with my imagination. It's really a problem, because the porn I watch is like, not good.
Joe Rogan: What kind?
Nicki Glaser: Joe... Joe, Joe, Joe.
Joe Rogan: Nicki, Nicki, Nicki.
Nicki Glaser: Um, dude, it's bad. I mean, I got a threat on like, a DM from just some fucking troll a while back that was like, If I put out a hit on the dark web for you to be gang-raped and asked paid the guys $100,000 to do it I can make that happen and you know someone would accept that."
And I was like "Jokes on you, that's my fantasy." Now, I mean I was... I don't really mean that. Please do not do that.
Joe Rogan: (Chuckles)
Nicki Glaser: But I was also like, no, that's I'm not joking, like, that's tends to be the stuff that I watch is like really aggressive, gangbangs, and like women tied up. I pay for my porn because I feel so bad what's happening to the women in it.
I hope that they are being compensated for it. So I pay, like, 30 bucks a month for Kink.com. I'm watching really fucked up stuff. Um, and I've always been to. been into like being tied up and like I I'm someone who doesn't feel like I deserve pleasure without, like, having pain.
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This is what happens when you have masked goons in plain clothes kidnapping people. Anyone can pretend to be an ice agent and steal your belongings, kidnap your family and kill you. They don't have warrants, they don't have id. $70 billion and no body cameras, and still no accountability for anyone they've murdered.
Jesus Freakin Congress@TheJFreakinC
🚨This video is terrifying. And it’s another example of how ICE is making everyone less safe. At Las Vegas International Airport, two people, in plain clothes, are seen trying to handcuff a man. The man is screaming for help. When the person filming asks a TSA agent what is happening, the agent replies, “It’s law enforcement.” But when the person filming walks over and starts recording the people claiming to be law enforcement, one of them tries to swat the phone away. Then, as more people begin watching, they get up and leave. The man is left with a handcuff still attached to one of his wrists. He is visibly shaken and says they stole his belongings. Think about how dangerous this is. The government is normalizing armed agents, in plain clothes, grabbing people in public, without immediately identifying themselves in a way bystanders can verify. That creates confusion, panic, and makes it impossible for ordinary people to know whether they’re witnessing a lawful arrest, or a kidnapping. In this case, people intervened… They started asking questions, and filming. If no one had stepped in, who knows what would have happened to that man. A government that expects people to simply accept unidentified agents, taking someone away without question, is making every person in this country less safe.
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Why the fk is a username like that in the OFFICIAL TRAILER for this game? Click on the link & it’s on the steam page. Never playing anything from Flexus. Freaks
Next Indie@nexindie
Chaotic physics-based airline crew co-op game 'Dear Passengers' has been announced. Launching in 2026 for PC Steam page: store.steampowered.com/app/4534960
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@TheMagaHulk You'd have to be pretty retarded to shit talk someone as lovable and innocent as Mike Rowe. Totally brain dead take
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Mike Rowe has never worked a "dirty job" in his life.
He was a theater kid in high school and then went to Towson to study communications.
He first hosted a CD-ROM trivia game and then started shilling junk at QVC until he ultimately starting hosting shows on TBS, the History Channel, and Discovery like Dirty Jobs.
Why is he now obsessed with lecturing your children on abandoning college to work these back-breaking manual labor jobs?
The Vigilant Fox 🦊@VigilantFox
Mike Rowe says he visited a Texas data center and met three “debt-free” electricians under 30 making “north of $240,000/year.” All three have been “poached” three times in the last 18 months because the demand for electricians is crazy high. ROWE: “I was in Plano, Texas… got a tour of a data center.” “I ran into three electricians, all under 30, all making north of 240 grand a year, all debt-free.” “Now here’s the craziest part. All three had been poached three times in the prior 18 months.” “The shortages are so acute that the companies don’t have time to train. They have to poach.” “Great news for an electrician. But it’s a little weird for the economy overall.”
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🚨 BREAKING: President Trump’s Thursday Evening ‘Speech to the Nation’ will reportedly show newly declassified intelligence reports that reveal a foreign nation's plans to interfere in the 2020 presidential election.
The president will reportedly be joined by:
-CIA Director John Ratcliffe
-Acting DNI Bill Pulte
-FBI Director Kash Patel
-DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin
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Zip tied electrical tape on plate carrier
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Special Ops Magazine@specialopsmag
US Navy SEALs from SEAL Team 1. The guy on the bottom left most definitely had a collection of scalps.
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Plantation workers in Indonesia are using a farming drone to transport themselves from the field to their vehicles about a mile away.
The flights are reportedly taking place in Jombang Regency, East Java.
According to CNN, the drone costs about $20,000.
Looks fun.
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If you decide to pull your child out of public school and homeschool them,
You should receive the full $13,000 that would have been spent on your child in public school.
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@Bad_Banner He should have never put on that cursed medallion
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This channel is going to be a gold mine.
𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐏 悪いバナー 👹𓋹@Bad_Banner
15mins in, I can already tell Jer will use this channel as a vehicle to overshare his life.
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@MoshiMoshiMoan They're making the chuds PAY for what they did (Elect the orange man)
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*buy up every game studio
*fire everyone
Interesting strategy you have there Xbox
Culture Crave 🍿@CultureCrave
~50% of the id Software team has reportedly been laid off as part of the Xbox layoffs (via @gamedevdotcom)
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Ellen Page is proof that all the money in the world can't change biology
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Clavicular rates Mike Majlak a 3.75 out of 10 and explains exactly why
“I would say that I'd probably rate you maybe a 3.75.”
"Mostly cause his interpupilarry distance, so how close his eyes are - and also the longer mid-face, would be the main.."
"He does have a long face. 3.75 is crazy."
"Ok what's my SMV (sexual market value)?"
“Well, be a lot higher, right? Because you're famous, wealthy, tall. So that's something that would be more favorable to you.”
"What would you say is Mike's sexual market value?"
"Exteremely high percentile, top percentile SMV, and that's really the number that maters the most."
“The key bit of nuance there is that the face and your looks are going to be the most important thing for getting a super high SMV.”
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