
Pontius Pilates Publishing
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Pontius Pilates Publishing
@GoodSocrates
Pontius Pilates Publishing is an imprint of Pig of the Loom Enterprises. All rights reserved. All revolutions observed.
Portland, OR Katılım Ocak 2026
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Messiah Simulator reimagines Jesus as a communist who floods the local economy with free wine, free loaves, and free fishes. The Romans hunt you for flipping their tables and destroying their markets. Wishlist now. store.steampowered.com/app/4666780/Me…
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@JackPosobiec really going out on a limb with that opinion. so brave
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@VivekGRamaswamy Aww Vivek... you even put two white flexing arms, but you'll someday learn that the white racists you pander to will never truly accept you as one of their own.
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@Hunter_Eagleman It's just xenophobic. Sorry if that word is too big for you.
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@GuntherEagleman Don't you think if we could open the Strait of Hormuz without Iran's cooperation we would have done it by now?
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🚨 STRAIGHT FIRE FROM SEC. WRIGHT:
“What the Iranians saw with Project Freedom is one way or the other, the United States is going to have FREE FLOW OF TRAFFIC through the Strait of Hormuz.
It can be in an agreement with Iran… or it can be WITHOUT an agreement with Iran.”
Translation: Play ball or get absolutely CRUSHED.
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@GuntherEagleman "Trump sentenced to life in prison" has an even nicer ring to it. Can you honestly go 15 minutes without meatriding Trump? You're more sycophantic than chat-GPT.
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@Timcast It used to be relevant when Tim posted
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@4thOfJuly365 He says you're welcome, and to check out Messiah Simulator. Coming to Steam May 11th. store.steampowered.com/app/4666780/Me…
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@NancyMace I pray every day for him... to get impeached.
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@marklevinshow You're one to talk about selling out to an autocratic government
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Nobody made the Woke Reich become anti-Trump, anti-American, anti-MAGA, anti-Christian, or anti-Jewish. They sold out to the Left, to foreign audiences and autocratic governments, and looked for ways to explain it, justify it, deflect, scapegoat, etc.
Now, most of them openly and self-righteously declare for our adversaries and enemies, claim moral and spiritual superiority, attack our institutions, history, allies, and leaders, and are daily propagandists for very dark ideologies. And they’re platformed if not praised by the Left, particularly in the media, which itself is increasingly radicalized.
More later …
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@JackPosobiec Who is "GM Christ" and why don't you like to use punctuation?
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Jesus was a communist. In Messiah Simulator, you flood the market with free wine, loaves, and fishes, and flip over money tables until the Romans catch you and crucify you. See what Jesus was really all about May 11. store.steampowered.com/app/4666780/Me…
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🚨 BOOM: U.S. FORCES JUST TOOK OUT A NARCO-TERRORIST VESSEL IN THE EASTERN PACIFIC!
At the direction of SOUTHCOM Commander Gen. Francis L. Donovan, Joint Task Force Southern Spear conducted a lethal kinetic strike on a vessel operated by Designated Terrorist Organizations.
Intelligence confirmed it was running drugs along known narco-trafficking routes.
Three narco-terrorists were unalived.
No U.S. military personnel were harmed.
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@MrsCMFrancis Not to be nosy on your life goals, but that's an extremely low bar.
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@JesusisChristX And you can play as him in Messiah Simulator, coming to Steam May 11th! store.steampowered.com/app/4666780/Me…
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I’d rather deport Nancy Mace than immigrant parents and their American child but that’s just me
Rep. Nancy Mace@RepNancyMace
Two illegal immigrants having a child in the United States does not make the child a citizen. It makes a third illegal. Time to close the loophole.
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@ForgiatoBlow47 If I were you, I'd save face by saying you were joking and being ironic this whole time. Otherwise, you risk going down as one of history's biggest unintentional jokes.
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@SenTedCruz Until there's a storm, then you run to Mexico.
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Thrilled that Dell Technologies’ Board of Directors unanimously approved redomestication from Delaware to its home state of Texas.
Texas is the best place to work, start, and run a business. 🇺🇸 businesswire.com/news/home/2026…
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