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I am never deleting this app.
Clemson Superfan (Mr. Summertime)@SuperfanClemson
Tiger on his way to the 2026 Masters Champions Dinner
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Baltimore is life, Dc has hockey though, Denver living for the now. Catch me outside!
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This may be the best tweet of all time
Mitch Goldich 🐙@mitchgoldich
The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy
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There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.
The Lobster@LikeableLobster
The Lobster believes that tomorrow will be better than today.
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Hilarious that the one Canadian chirp I keep getting is "yOuR gOaLiE wON tHe gAMe" yeah that's how it fucking works my dudes. Hence why Canada doesn't have a cup since '93 because they chased Patrick Roy out of Montreal to the Avalance and then, shocker, Avs immediately won a cup
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Canada’s choice to line change lost them that game. That and they couldn’t score to save their careers
JD Bunkis@JDBunkis
Biggest fluke in sports history. Congrats to the Americans. Never beat Sid when it counted and needed a 3-on-3 bounce
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I told those Scaven rat sorcerers to not smuggle in too much warp stone, did they listen!? Nooooooo
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to any Latinas out there who got into a fight with your right-wing boyfriend over the halftime show tonight, my DMs are open
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call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
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The SPEAKER implies.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
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Maybe not 50%, but it's in the ballpark.
frye@___frye
50% of idioms in the english language come from baseball. 45% come from poker. the remainder are from aviation
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HAMMOND YOU BLITHERING IDIOT WHY ARE YOU WEARING WINTER GEAR IN A TROPICAL ENVIRONMENT!!!
Wiggle Wiggle Vigil@DaOfficialVigil
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 AN IMAGE OF THE DELTA FORCE OPERATORS WHO RAIDED VENEZUELAN PRESIDENT NICOLÁS MADURO HAS BEEN LEAKED:
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To clarify for the dense people in the replies: No, JMU is not bussing to Oregon.
The Dukes bus to an off-campus location where each player picks up a Lime scooter. They then travel as a pack via scooter with the linemen at the front and back to fend off wild animals.
Preston Comer@prestonscomer
#JMU football is off to Oregon.
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You know, there's a way to prove that...
yak ☘️@92killaa
Notre Dame would be a top 2 team every year in the SEC and B1G.. EASILY too
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the fall of Rome” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some Gauls in the forest
My buddy Phillip pacing: the senate is lying to us
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Oh you’re just really stupid. That makes sense now.
EVA@edawson78
These waves are as natural as the "northern lights"
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