Margot McLennan 🌻

@Peter_Fitz Giving fruit loops a bad name

She appears to have left the reservation some time ago, yes?

@MikeCarlton01 @MichaelPascoe01 The stench would be appalling

Might be worth nailing Trump to a cross for the weekend, see what happens by Monday…

@NotHoodlum In one sense he’s correct!

“We’re winning like nobody’s ever seen before.” 🥴

@JustinWolfers @JennaLeeTV Bloody ripper mate

Well, isn't that just the loveliest thing? I'm beaming from ear to ear.

@gomichild @JohnOSullivan36 Many, many years

Oh hon you’ve been ostensibly unwell for a lot longer than that.

@Suzierizzo1 @killa09917643 Not me

Be honest who feels bad for Kristi Noem and is going to pray for her because her husband is a cross dresser?

@TracyWesterman @Dehler45 I tend to text for several reasons. My phone reception at home is pathetic (unless I want to stand at the back fence with my left foot in the air) and if something is texted it is provable (habit from working in corporate Sydney many years ago).

Can we talk about the slow death of the phone call? Somewhere between Zoom, Teams, Skype and whatever new platform was invented since I started typing this sentence, someone decided that every conversation now requires me to be fully camera-ready. I am a marathon runner. I spend approximately 70% of my life looking like I’ve just been found at the side of a road. The phone call was BUILT for me. No link. No “you’re on mute Karen.” No existential panic about what’s visible behind me on screen. Now every “quick catch up” begins with downloading an update that is somehow always exactly 4 minutes long, locating the link I definitely saved, arranging my background so it doesn’t look like a crime scene, finding a top that is presentable from the shoulders up, and then sitting completely still like I’m giving evidence. The phone call asked nothing of me visually and I loved it unconditionally. It never judged my hair; my sweaty running clothes. It never froze at the exact moment I was making a critical point. It never made me stare at my own face for 45 minutes wondering when that happened. This is my “still waiting for Karen to find the link” face. 30 minutes in. Fully dressed. Hair done. Could have been a 5 minute phone call. I will not be taking questions. The phone call would like an apology.

@saniyafatma1278 @EstelCooper Many years of crocheting to achieve such perfect tension

This is my grandmother Amelia. She recently made this blanket, and I told her I would show it here in the group and that it would be a big hit. She loved the idea.

@NotHoodlum @RichmanMartin The machine would explode!

Hook Trump up to a lie detector test tonight and enjoy the fireworks. 💥

@Matt_Pinner That is the weirdest kangaroo on the t-shirt. Looks like it was crossed with a dragon.

What does your country have?

@RitaTunstall Especially the way everything is currently

Especially Discombobulated .. at least once a week!

@hwinkler4real @JebraFaushay Mine would have said that at 15 (but I did damage one in an accident involving a horse!)

@JebraFaushay My knees , just asked them , said NNNNNNNOOOOOOO

If you watched Happy Days, you might remember The Fonz doing this dance. And if you don’t remember, allow me to refresh your memory. I wonder if Henry Winkler can still do it or would the old knees give out?

@SubRosaMagick @RitaTunstall A few on the odd occasion

Be honest… does ANYONE actually use these words in real life? 🤣 Bamboozled Flabbergasted Discombobulated Shenanigans Cattywampus Lollygag Malarkey Kerfuffle Brouhaha Nincompoop Skedaddle Tomfoolery Flibbertigibbet Pumpernickel

@thetrueshelby @beefcanuck She literally FAFO! Tough shit. Zero sympathy as there’s no way she wasn’t aware of this.

What do y’all think about the dog murderer asking for prayers and privacy?

@TrueFactsStated Losing the stairs made the lounge much more spacious

Paris. The studio & the 2 bedroom. Before and after.

@JamesLucasIT @gtconway3d Who knew South Australian police had such a quirky sense of humour

A hilarious April fools video made by the police

@hwinkler4real Just another member of the Circus

A true American historian !

@Peter_Fitz Bright Sparks

"Lightning-riders"?

@craigkellyAFEE You are aware that fruit becomes more expensive when it’s out of season?

Woolworths 🍊$9.20/kg for oranges 🍎$8.15/kg for apples The Albanese regime has lost control of inflation

@AlanBixter @glenn_tunes Pretty sure history, grammar & maths were on the hitlist too!

@glenn_tunes I thought it was just science and geography that they had stopped teaching in the US. Obviously not.

WHO'S GOING TO TELL HIM 🙄