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@haveigotnews ...be a fat bastard

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Wonder if FIFA will demand their peace prize back 🤔

@haveigotnews BBC journalists have received a memo telling not to use the word ''kidnapped" with regard to the Venezuelan leader, I can't wait to see the memo when the us military walks into Greenland possibly "expedition". news controlled by censorship and power interest isn't journalism

New Chelsea boss Liam Rosenior’s dad was once sacked as manager of Torquay just 10 minutes after being appointed, although that sort of stability is a thing of the past now

@Remoner4Life @haveigotnews I must have missed the bit about left wing Tories when was that? Since you've enquired I've watched since episode one and I've met a past editor of private eye so yah boo sucks to you!

@GrahamWatty @haveigotnews When the Tories were in government they were accused of being left, now Labour are in, they are accused of being right. How long have you watched HIGNFY? It can't be very long if you don't understand it.

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FiFA gave trump a peace award 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤩🤣😭😭😂🤣🤣😍🤣😂🤣🤣😭😭😭

@AlanPaddock4 @tykestakeonit His American mum was just as much a socialist, I remember question time when Tony Benn took no prisoners but this lot are in bed with Murdoch and the right wing. their only raison d'etre is power by emulating the Tory party.

@tykestakeonit The old saying the apple doesn't fall far from the tree when taking about relatives, in Hilary Benn"s case he not only dropped away from the tree he rolled down the hill far away,his Dad was a Socialist Hilary Benn is not! Like all Starmers front bench & most of the Party now🤬

If Hillary Benn had followed in his father's footsteps he would probably be the Prime minister now. But he followed in the Kinnocks footsteps and became a sellout just like Neil and Stephen Kinnock. 🤮

Gin and kinley followed by lampraise

@arthistorynews Who would have expected when the wall came down we found they were as right wing as fuck.

Not sure which I find more bewildering: the US becoming Russia's ally, or the lack of curiosity as to why.

The ideal Xmas gift spotted today.🤔

@TFMick1892 @Jan51478528 Del boy quote 'you can't get any more British than Joseph and Mary'.

@Jan51478528 They’ll be saying Jesus was born to refugee parents from the Middle East next - when will this ‘utter woke nonsense’ (c) end? 😉

Tesco what is going on ! First your woke trees now this garbage . Father Christmas was white & British ! I don't want halal in my Christmas food! 😡🇬🇧.

@docrussjackson @bbcquestiontime The BBC have been marginalising left wing voices to the point they've achieved total blankout.

@haveigotnews Not funny not at all funny.🤔

MI5 has warned of Chinese spies gathering intelligence on the British parliament, making them the only ones who know what’s going on there

@marktheradio11 @allenanalysis Mossad entrapment

@allenanalysis This.

BREAKING: CNN says Trump just dragged Pam Bondi, Todd Blanche, Kash Patel, and Lauren Boebert into an emergency meeting in the actual Situation Room to discuss the House push to release the DOJ’s Epstein files. You don’t use the Situation Room for “nothing to hide.” This is panic. Full-blown, nationally televised panic. If the White House is holding a crisis meeting over the Epstein files, then the real question writes itself: What exactly are they so terrified the public will see?

Ireland is pushing a motion to ban Israel from FIFA and UEFA. It has made JD Vance very mad. It's time to remove Israel from world sport, don't you agree?

The word 'hello' wasn't known before 1826. Folk greeted each other by address 'Mr, so and so'...or just completely ignored each other until introduced by a third party. Happy days.🤔

@itsmorganariel @katalin_pota