Uncle RICO

@alz_zyd_ Strong agree. I didn’t really give it a chance but after 5 pages of a tale of two cities my conclusion was it was the worst book I’ve ever read

Nobody reads these books because they suck. You don't need to try to get smart kids to read/watch Les Miserables or Crime and Punishment or Catch-22 or Dune because they're actually good books

@chamath Alright I’m blocking this chode

Apologies to all those that fell for the rage bait. My Clawdbot sent an alarm that my follower growth was down 5% vs counterfactual so we course corrected. We are now back on track. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

This is what someone says when they have to glaze Trump but they also want to be taken seriously

What if AI just ends up dumb af because the internet is just pure slop

@WallStreetMav Chinese bot fs

Top 5 list how to save the USA: 1. Deport all illegal aliens, no exceptions 2. End the Fed 3. Shrink Government 75% 4. Cut foreign aid to $0.00 5. Bring troops home Anything else?

@ImperiumFirst Guy literally wants to do the exact opposite of the optimal policy positions

Nick Fuentes says the GOP must be destroyed and replaced by a left/right populist coalition "The left has to give up immigration, the right has to give up on the free market."

@HustleBitch_ This is AI right. it’s scary how good it is

🚨 DELTA PILOT GRABS THE INTERCOM - AND SILENCES THE ENTIRE PLANE “I know we probably have quite a few nervous flyers today…perfectly understandable. This aircraft doesn’t move an inch unless my co-captain Michael and I are absolutely certain it’s safe.” Then he says the line that melts the cabin: “Before I left the house, my little one just learned the word ice cream. She made me promise to get her some when I get home. Nothing, and I mean nothing unsafe comes between me, that little girl, and her ice cream.” He tells everyone to text their families, pick their own ice cream spots, and relax. Fear gone. Cabin silent. Would you trust any pilot more than that?

@Phil6658562 @MyGolfSpy This strikes me as the worst idea I’ve ever heard. None of us are good with our drivers but we all gotta use it

Continuing to lengthen golf courses makes ZERO sense (At least we think so) Imagine if baseball players were hitting more home runs. Too many home runs... So to fix the issue, ballparks started moving seats and pushing their fences back. Maybe they change the configuration of the new fence? Maybe the entire stadium needs to get bigger? Maybe millions of dollars are spent just to find some equilibrium? They wouldn’t do this, right? It would be ridiculous, right? Hold my beer, says golf. Here's our issue: buff.ly/IzsqFmT

Underrated advantage of threads is that it has women on it

@sentdefender Nice reversal. Now do tariffs

Wow, in a post just now on Truth Social, U.S. President Donald J. Trump says that after getting to know and understand the military and economic situation between Ukraine and Russia, and the economic trouble being imposed on Russia, “I think Ukraine, with the support of the European Union, is in a position to fight and WIN all of Ukraine back in its original form. With time, patience, and the financial support of Europe, and, in particular, NATO, the original Borders from where this War started, is very much an option.” President Trump then states that the war is making Russia look like a “paper tiger” before adding, “most of their money is being spent on fighting Ukraine, which has Great Spirit, and only getting better, Ukraine would be able to take back their Country in its original form and, who knows, maybe even go further than that!” Ending the post by stating that, “We will continue to supply weapons to NATO for NATO to do what they want with them. Good luck to all!”

More of this and fewer public parks that serve no economic purpose

@practicalgolf High 80s

If you’re playing golf this weekend, what would consider is a successful round for you?

@WillCJohns How did philosophy get solved?

@YungBoozer69 @stoolpresidente Bryson should’ve captained the Maxi team. The LIV parallel would’ve been complete

@stoolpresidente Bryson would’ve been the perfect person to be Shooter Mcgavins son

This actually woulda been one of the funniest scenes in Happy Gilmore 2. “Love the banter…just can’t be saying miss it, miss it”.

My only critique of happy Gilmore 2 is that Bryson should’ve captained the Maxi team

@Red_Dirt_Farm @georgesantos You are a perfect example of how unnecessary drugs are to stupidity

@georgesantos What kind of drugs do you have to be on to think that about Hunter Biden? Some sort of hallucinaginic?

I think I’m Having a fever dream! 🤪

@AFpost Saw a lot of people on here arguing that this guy Pinesap shouldn’t be platformed. This shows exactly why free speech matters. We need to be able to see the crazies

Catholic commentator Pinesap has been fired from his job after his appearance on Jubilee debating Mehdi Hasan. Follow: @AFpost

@ForePlayPod @TaylorMadeGolf Love how he misses every putt while saying it feels awesome

New wand in the bag for Trent? @TaylorMadeGolf Tour Putter Fitter James Holley came through with the new Spider ZT to help get him dialed.

@DHSgov This is disgusting

Protect the Homeland. “Morning Pledge” by Thomas Kinkade

@BillAckman Wow maybe ur worst idea yet

It should be a requirement under Federal law that all protests disclose their source of funding. Protests can change the course of history, but there is a big difference between an organic protest of volunteers for a cause, and protestors paid for by special interests seeking to achieve an objective.