Mike Green
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why’s he turned into Scooby Doo 11 words in
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
🚨❌ Alejandro Grimaldo has not agreed terms with any club yet, respite reports on Besiktas. He’s open to summer move in case of good proposals.
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Wife is 8 months pregnant and I just caught a mild cold so it’s pretty much like she is facing about 1/100th of the battle I’m going through right now.
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Found these by the beach at the Southwater country park, not sure what sort of sicko leaves their pants by a kids park but they smell clean
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Probably heard the barista calling your name and got confused
Rob Moore@robprogressive
Twice now I have been in Costa Coffee King Cross, & a homeless person came in & literally scooped all the sandwiches & nicked them in front of everyone Both times I asked the server what they were going to do about it & they said “We are told to do no nothing” If we all do nothing, we will lose our capital city, no?
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The cutting in round the ceiling been done with a catapult ?
Harper@harperwyntr
new gym top!!!!
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They're calling him Postman shat.
Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar
I've just watched one of those peadophile hunters' videos on tiktok. They caught a postman, and he shat himself.
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@fesshole I thought NG would have more than that, but good work nonetheless @stevewootton_
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@pmcdonaldCBS You didn’t tell me you got tickets @joecombellack
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Doesn’t matter how old you get, a well-timed fart will never not be funny
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There’s a guy at work who takes a shit almost every morning - which I already don’t like, do that at home - but he comes out rubbing his belly and going “oof”. Bro I don’t need that glimpse into your gastrointestinal processes
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I didn’t say school kids I said school girls😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Iwan🏴@I_Hopkins1
Wonder what jacket he has on?👀🙈
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