Michael Edmund Kelly

@WFHowes @wself @AtlanticBooks

@KarlLeech13 @darrengrimes @MGoodlif6 Er, isn't @NATO currently in ' process of contributing to the conflict in ' Middle East ?

@darrengrimes @MGoodlif6 Starmer wants the Iranian regime to stay in power, Labour's Starmer wants to negotiate with the Iranian regime.

The pro-Palestine crazies are out today, not demanding an end to the war with Iran, but instead begging for the abhorrent Iranian regime to stay in power. Utter lunacy.

@Sufra21 @QprEver @1874JJ @Keir_Starmer Perhaps if you were to be more specific, people would be more able to comprehend what you've typed 'Sufra'

@Sufra21 @QprEver @1874JJ @Keir_Starmer You've stated that you quote : "hate them all" Yet you've neglected to indicate who you 'hate'

🇬🇧 Resign Keir Starmer Congratulations 'billy no mates' - you have managed to unite the whole country in wanting you gone You are required to resign .. immediately #ResignKeirStarmer 🇬🇧

@NVitalityLtd @McDonaldsUK @Sprite Apparently, I'm on the wrong side of the Atlantic 🌊 to receive customer-service support from @CocaCola PLC

@NVitalityLtd Not easy to imagine attainin' gainful employment these days :-| When I worked at @McDonaldsUK back in 1,996-'97 consumin' @Sprite were a perk of the vocation I've barely even been able to find any adequate drinking💧water in recent years :-[ Such is this ghoulish clusterf***

We can’t afford to stick our heads in the sand! Mental ill health is now the top cause of long-term absence & the second main cause of short-term absence in the UK. This is where we can help, running official MHFA courses & bespoke MH sessions, online & in person. We've got you!

@georgecursor @elonmusk @smule Wow, only just noticed : @Grasshopper !! The obscure Jim Morrison ( @TheDoors ) quote somehow remains relevant :-| It were just something he ad-libbed on a stage back in ' 1,960s when he noticed a moth

@georgecursor @elonmusk @smule If I were to instigate a new social 🌐 media platform I'd call it GrassHopper with a relevant 🦗 logo Have you seen my grasshopper moma ? It's lookin' real good

This is crazy!

@divyaanye #DigitalArcheology Lost in some distant mainframe or other. . .

Found the first tweet ever

No doubt @ElonMusk & the administrative @X employees would disagree with the subject matter of this brief @YouTube upload :-| I've referred to several Y.T. videos on this particular social 🌐 network & no one seems to take much notice of me anyway So I just thought, why not ?

@SullyDrummer My understanding has always been that there are two types of conversation in this 🌏 world It's a bit like when a media 📺 company shoves a 🎤 microphone in front of someone They're no longer just chattin', they're saying things that could be broadcast to a national audience

@SullyDrummer There would appear to be some sort of misunderstanding :-| One of the words 'SullyTech' propagated is the sort of profanity that were virtually unheard of in 20th century mass 📺 media, for good reason Yet he has typed & posted it on a 21st century social 🌐 media platform. . .

Literally every single post in my feed is utter wankers saying that the Kapoor guy has been arrested for selling non-halal food. What the fuck is going on? Are these people all this thick?

@HuddersfieldUni @SkyNews @bluesky At least @Google deactivated theirs No one even remembers Google+ now Such is the effervescence & transience of this infernal century en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google%2B

@HuddersfieldUni It's gettin' a bit ridiculous these days All these newfangled social 🌐 media platforms Makes me 😵‍💫 dizzy seeing the information about them scroll along the bottom of the screen between headlines on @SkyNews TikTokin' the Tweets & Insta-Snap-Chattin' the Y.Tubes on @Bluesky Books

We will now be posting updates from the University of Huddersfield on BlueSky: bsky.app/profile/hudder…

@kirkleescollege @HuddersfieldUni @FIFAWorldCup It's a conceptual can of worms The past does not exist The future does not exist Both statements are true but things that don't exist ain't necessarily irrelevant e.g. Unrecorded personal & cultural memories Potential 🌋 lava flows from dormant ⛰️ volcanoes as well

@kirkleescollege @HuddersfieldUni I can imagine it being quite confusing to experience the 🌏 world with limited capacity to comprehend considerations of either past or future :-| What are these for ? Well one's an 🕰 antique & the other's a piece of safety equipment in case of any future 🚨 emergencies. . . . .

Fifa slogans on a wall near the Qatar National Museum. ‘Now is All’? Sounds like another way of saying ‘stick to the football and try to forget how we got here’