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This is where I admit that 'Quinctilius Varus, WHERE ARE MY EAGLES??!!' is what I shout irl if I feel I can't utter some really salty swear words! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 youtube.com/watch?v=f-ohKu…

Dear @metpoliceuk @TerrorismPolice, here is MP for Gaza @zarahsultana breaking every single rule in the book on incitement to violence, when I think of what you did to Lucy Connolly I’d expect nothing less than this MP being arrested by morning 👍

@DreyfusJames Sorry James, but the nature of a phobia makes it difficult if not impossible to cope. And mine is dogs. I don't want rid of them. Just keeping them on a leash is fine. But too many owners get aggressive when asked to.

Yes. There ARE bad & irresponsible dog owners. No. There are NOT ‘dog friendly’ places everywhere. Bottom line. Dogs are integral to this country. Here before you. Way before. Always have been. Always will be. Most people love them. You don’t? Too bad. Cope. 🤷

@HolyroodDaily Yeah, that's why my 86 year old mother was told she would not be offered chemo for her cancer, because of her age. Against NICE guidelines, I might add. We don't even know how long she has left. Bastards.

John Swinney has said the SNP’s NHS “plan is working” holyrood.com/news/view,john…

Hey @MothinAli Sorry you didn’t make it on to the stage in Trafalgar Square for the dance off. I understand you had to leave quickly for some reason 🤔 These two guys were really disappointed you couldn’t make it But no worries, I’ve had a word and they can both get down to your mosque on Friday so you and the other attendees can all have a good dance together to show your unity with the LGBT community! Just let me know….

@TheMistressRox That's just so uncalled for!! 🤣🤣🤣

Just in case anyone is worried about how I’m spending my days, I’m 3 Adult Beverages down and making videos of my dog. Totes normal for a Tuesday I’m thinking 😎

@a_libutti Stay in your Italian lane. This is our business, not yours.

Breturn è il motivo per cui Starmer vale tanto oro quanto pesa. E francamente quelli de “eh ma i musulmani…” non si lamentino se li blocco. Perché il vero, serio, dramma del Regno Unito, vissuto sulla pelle di ogni britannico è stata ed è la Brexit. Perché quando leggo di Italiani che mi parlano di “islamizzazione” del Regno Unito, essendoci stati sì e no un paio di volte, mi sale l’orticaria. Perché Farage e la cricca che si porta dietro sono quelli che hanno rovinato il paese, e che vogliono continuare a distruggerlo, inventandosi un nemico al giorno, lavorando, in sostanza, per Putin. Perché l’Uk è anche il mio paese, quello dove sono nati e cresciuti i miei figli e dove attualmente vivono. Che piaccia o meno, quello che circola online contro Starmer, è mirato a farlo fuori per impedire che si compia questa pagina. ⬇️

@a_libutti @peepschitarra It will require a second referendum.

@peepschitarra La mia interpretazione è che il Labour metterà insieme i pezzi di accordi e legislazioni per un rientro nel mercato unico entro il 2028. Nel 2029 giocheranno la carta Breturn in campagna elettorale. Per un rientro in Ue servirà un secondo mandato.

Have I got this right? The Scottish Greens have put Maggie Chapman back in the running for a seat at Holyrood? Same Maggie Chapman who spent years masquerading as someone who’d earned a PhD? 🎭

@CrowMonthly D. Posing up a storm!

Crow is: A. Impatient B. Angry C. Worried they’ve lost their keys

@RachelD1892 Resign.

Britain faces serious challenges on multiple fronts. What would you most like to see Keir Starmer and his government do?

@YvetteCooperMP Read the room. It's the only fit punishment for someone criminals. Paedophiles, for example.

My statement with France, Germany and Italy on our united opposition to Israel’s death penalty law. The death penalty is wrong and we oppose it around the world. gov.uk/government/new…

@Martina @SarahBa70879060 He couldn't resist telling a woman to keep quiet, could he?

@SarahBa70879060 Never saw the Semenya quote about Lynsey before. It reeks of male attitude and entitlement and condescension. Caster said- “Lynsey is a good runner but maybe she should keep quiet and train harder”. No woman has ever said that about another female athlete…

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.@metpoliceuk Why are Met police officers hiding their faces and identities? We do not have anonymous police officers in Britain. Who are these men?

@MarieBell626390 @darrengrimes @reformparty_uk That's too bad. I'm not travelling 30 mins each way on the bus to buy meat

@GrumpyEuryale @darrengrimes @reformparty_uk If you use tesco all Irish and NZ meat is Halal.

Labour want food labelling to support British farmers. Won’t label halal meat though. Over 200 million animals slaughtered to halal standards last year. No label. No warning. Tesco, Sainsbury’s, KFC, Pizza Hut — all selling it without telling you.

@Heccles94 @Chach18425322 @SamanthaTaghoy He should have said he's the only one currently leading a political party.

@Chach18425322 @SamanthaTaghoy To lead is the present continuous tense

Hi Zack, Benjamin Disraeli was a Sephardic Jew and Leader of the Conservative Party from 1868 to 1880. He was also the first and only Jewish Prime Minister. His name is literally D’Israeli. You’re a liar and a fool. Hope this helps!

@Heccles94 @SamanthaTaghoy Go and do some actual nursing work, Henry. What a waste of training you are.

@SamanthaTaghoy Hi Samantha, I don’t think Disraeli is still the leader of a political party in the UK. Hope that helps, now please leave Zack alone

@israelnewspulse They'd probably eat them. Hopefully.

Imagine these people having nukes.

@rogerlwhite Damn you for posting that!!

Their food may be great, but this is apostrophe hell.

@MarieBell626390 @darrengrimes @reformparty_uk No, I go to Lidl or Tesco. Morrisons is a half hour bus journey away.

@GrumpyEuryale @darrengrimes @reformparty_uk Use Morriston then, depending where you live all meat us sourced locally

@GriftReport @jk_rowling Well, that one is a fuckwit, and fuckwits gonna fuckwit!

And yet @jk_rowling bank balance keeps growing