In MMA press conferences when they threaten each other, not many of the contestants are very articulate.
They should hire me to speak on their behalf. I'd use complex & interesting language which is much more engaging.
Then they could focus on what they're good at: fighting
GROUPS OF PEOPLE MOST LIKELY TO DO "THE BIG" CRIME
-Berzerk fans
-Prequel fans
-Berzerk fans
-Crypto fans (non-bitcoin)
-People who hate "the Epic game store"
-Berzerk fans
-Warhammer fans (40k only)
-Crypto fans (bitcoin)
-Berzerk fans
-Berzerk fans
-Berzerk fans
I’m sure a lot of us have seen a lot of pics from the various Canberra protest movements and orbiters over the last few weeks; but honestly this one has stuck with me ever since it crossed my desk and I can no longer hold my tongue. I’ve heard of irregular forces before, but…
So thrilled to discover a powerful new gym character: Guy in his 40s with surprisingly tall, perfectly square flat top hairstyle, like Duke Nukem plus about 3 centimetres. He's at the leg press machine in skinny jeans and he walks like a God damn terminator.