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Last night around this time I woke up from a weird nightmare where I was working in a hotel. Everything wss cool until i got to a certain floor all of a sudden the lights were out and shit started to attack me. This afternoon I took a nap and found myself dreaming about this beautiful married woman that I don't even know inviting me to her birthday party. When you ask the brain what are you doing showing me these things? It's only answer is "I don't know." What an amazing invention

I love the Bugs Bunny Daffy Duck bit where Bugs plays a song with every note right except one then daffy is like "that's wrong you fucking idiot, try it again." Bugs plays it wrong again. Daffy gets pissed shows him how to play it right then explodes because daffy rigged that note with TNT but forgot

@otokyo__ Same thing as when the other 14 Elon Musks followed me. Send him a gift card

What would you do..

@WorldComme16000 @Opus_Rexx @Bidenhasfailedu @elonmusk You're forgetting that they accounted for bringing a bunch of rfocks home with them. Going there with a couple ounces of plastic wouldn't have broken them

@HDXGAMERdotCOM @Opus_Rexx @Bidenhasfailedu @elonmusk it wasn’t fragile, it was lightweight and they did that because its very hard to shoot a rocket to the moon and they need lightweight materials. Every oz saved is less tax $ from our pocket

Incredible that it was only 66 years from the first controlled, powered flight to landing on the Moon!

@FalconryFinance just like that dog in the background

we are all so fucking lucky

@elonmusk Seems like a Pee-Wee Herman fan, try jumping on the bench and doing this

Probability of me getting a fair trial if this is how the judge dresses is 0.0%

@TiffanyFong Whoops I've spilled my french dip all over my tender seared steak with melted gruyère on garlic butter rolls, I wish there was someone to lick it up

i’m a slut for french dip

@magiclg7 @OPteemyst @elonmusk

@OPteemyst @elonmusk You can expand your human consciousness while you’re here on earth there are no limitations

@OPteemyst @elonmusk because your parents got horny at spring break in cancun and the lock on the restroom door was strong

@elonmusk “The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.” - Mark Twain Remember why

💯😂

@elonmusk "It's either real or it's a dream there is nothing that is inbetween" -Electric Light Orchestra

@coach28373 @Innsmouth_Eye @Bidenhasfailedu @elonmusk youtube.com/watch?v=OZozje…

@Innsmouth_Eye @HDXGAMERdotCOM @Bidenhasfailedu @elonmusk Did I say anything that you’d argue is incorrect? Would love to hear your counter

@coach28373 @Innsmouth_Eye @Bidenhasfailedu @elonmusk nope, we know the russians sent animals and one or two people up without giving a fuck about them coming back.

@riboid007 @Opus_Rexx @Bidenhasfailedu @elonmusk @grok If you're feeling froggy then jump

@Opus_Rexx @HDXGAMERdotCOM @Bidenhasfailedu @elonmusk @grok We want to wipe our ass with your flag.

@Innsmouth_Eye @Bidenhasfailedu @elonmusk Nope other countries who have either landed there or come close with satellites would have been the first to call us liars. I think it's the craziest thing we've ever done with the computing power of a modern day calculator

@HDXGAMERdotCOM @Bidenhasfailedu @elonmusk <sigh> do you actually doubt we landed on the moon

@Opus_Rexx @Bidenhasfailedu @elonmusk @grok why do you care?

@HDXGAMERdotCOM @Bidenhasfailedu @elonmusk @grok So that others don't take these idiotic ideas as reality. Boy you are dim aren't you.

@Opus_Rexx @Bidenhasfailedu @elonmusk @grok here we go with the hostility again

@Innsmouth_Eye @coach28373 @Bidenhasfailedu @elonmusk

@coach28373 @HDXGAMERdotCOM @Bidenhasfailedu @elonmusk ok, coach.

@coach28373 @Innsmouth_Eye @Bidenhasfailedu @elonmusk 20,000 years of civilization but we made these huge leaps within a century and we're the only animal on this planet that isn't adapted to it naturally where we need things like sunscreen. There are definately questions

@HDXGAMERdotCOM @Innsmouth_Eye @Bidenhasfailedu @elonmusk It is brother Their entire argument is “well this is what they told us” So they turn to personal insults and acting like landing on the moon 60 years ago is common sense despite no human going more than 400 miles from the earths surface in 50 years

@coach28373 @Innsmouth_Eye @Bidenhasfailedu @elonmusk It seems more like an outlet where nobody can punch you in the face for saying something they don't like. I heard the shit was made of plastic