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@futureoffantasy @adplacksports Ooh, and it narrows every 5 seconds.

@adplacksports Invisible Fence OB. Zaps any errant tee shots that go too far offline

The problem with venues like Aronimink isn't the pin positions, its the penalty of small misses vs. big misses. Surprisingly, of long players, short players, accurate players, and inaccurate players, the group that performed the highest above their baseline at Aronimink were inaccurate players, which doesn't really necessarily past the eye test if you are watching coverage, because there was a clear penalty for missing the fairway by a couple yards. Yet there were countless instances where super inaccurate players were in less peril with a 30 yard miss than a 3 yard miss (15th hole is a good example). Inaccurate players performed a whopping 0.68 strokes higher than their baseline last week. This doesn't mean that accuracy isn't rewarded, it just means that you want to live in either extreme- a concept I talked about on Bet the Process last week. The PGA at Oak Hill and US Open at Torrey Pines (amongst others) have had the same problem, and I unfortunately am not sure I have a solution for it that doesn't compromise the walking ability of fans.

@CPowers14 Also shots fired at the Aronimink chef

Amazing what suddenly caring about a serious golf tournament will do to your game

@RBaroff427 More aliens stealing our jobs, amirite

Americans: I can't afford groceries, gas, health insurance, or rent. Trump administration: But have you seen the X-Files?

@tomandmartys This is becoming my favorite part of golf twitter.

Tailing Powers Week 17: Ytd 0-32 -$320 Did I ever tell you how my brother met his wife? We were at a bar and there were 2 attractive girls there. I said, “I like the one on the left.” So my brother took the one on the right. They’ve been married 20 years now, 3 incredible kids. The one of the left gave me crabs and then stalked me for 3 months after we slept together. She even slit the tires on my car. My point being, I hope whomever is tailing @RyNoonan has a happy life together.

@Axlmako @PlusEV This is such an incredibly uneducated way of looking at +EV sports betting.

@PlusEV $21k to win $500 that’s just not efficient tbh.made the same amount of money off $100. No tools just research so please stop bragging. I wager $21k I come up with atleast 5k. You just loading up a bunch of slips and a few hit.

“You didn’t win a single slip yesterday”

@iamrahstradamus "They outscored us by 50 in the first half, so we can do the same!". But yeah, probably complete awkward silence in there.

You’re the Atlanta Hawks, you’re down 47 points at halftime with your season all but done. Are you booking your vacation on the phone at halftime? Are you texting your wife? Your side piece? Are you drinking Henny at the half like Ron Artest? What’s the halftime move, whats being said and what’s on your mind? We need this kinda content. Like show us the Hawks locker room at halftime @nba @ESPNNBA @espn

@SmartGolfInfo Golf. But soccer.

I'm anxiously awaiting the new LIVGolf tagline. Unnamed sources indicate the favourite currently is. "Golf. But quieter"

@KendoVT "Once"

Clicked on the Jamiroquai/Winona Ryder story once and all I’m seeing on my timeline is Winona’s boobs everywhere. Elon is killing it with this algo. 😂

@CPowers14 So does the white on people's rice tend to stay in their ass? I need help with my mixed metaphors.

No one has ever been more ready for the presidency

@RickRunGood @TheModelManiac If nothing else, wouldn't a self-reported daily note of Out/Doubtful/Questionable/Probable/No Status being required of every player help at least a bit?

@TheModelManiac I obviously agree there should be some sort of reporting but how does that get executed for every player in the field? Thats the part i always get stuck on.

Shout out @flag_hunting for giving us a heads up on this 🙌

@PGATout Match play tournament for a PGA card.

Where do the LIV players go next?

@RBaroff427 @JimCummings317 This pretty much guarantees he's 1RL doesn't it?

@JimCummings317 whoever tweets "Rose races to the front" or "Rose is lapping the field" this week is going to get blocked and reported.

CADILLAC OPEN OUTRIGHT ADD Justin Rose 55-1 with E/W 3PL (B365) I’ve heard all I need to hear! He’s won at Doral, he won at Torrey, he’s playing incredible golf and the books have offered a criminal price. No problem for a top five player in the world.

@deepvaluebettor This is well said. I've struggled to articulate this, but the idea of intentionally increasing variance by staff on the hot seat is definitely a real thing.

almost every analytics person habitually ignores real-world context when doing this type of analysis nfl front offices have misaligned incentives && aren't evaluating players or making decisions in a vacuum . they are not "" rational actors "" at the team level but instead at their own personal career level . this is a MASSIVE distinction the 2021 justin fields trade by the bears' lameduck coach/GM matt nagy/ryan pace is a perfect example they are willing to gamble the future for an immediate asymmetric upside payoff , a -ev decision at the team level but more likely + ev decision at a career level . a free roll of sorts...the future downside is irrelevant to them bc if it doesn't work out ( it didn't ) then they get fired anyway ( they did )

@CPowers14 Fleetwood Kia wedges incoming.

I always say one thing you have to do when you are playing some of the best golf of your life at the age of 45 and you have a prime opportunity to win an elusive second major two weeks from now at a course you've won at before is to start playing new clubs made by a car brand

@Mike_kim714 No offense to Phil, but he kinda sticks out in that group.

First time at Doral, they hand me my room key with this… I was so confused 🤔😂 Buildings are named after golfers. Tiger, Nicklaus, Snead, Player, Hogan, Palmer, Jones and Phil

@PGATout Do we have any data? I felt like they were pretty darned even, if not Alex the better player this week.

You would think Matt dragged Alex’s dead body around TPC Louisiana with the way this story’s been covered. You can’t shoot -31 alone. 10 birdies from Alex in Four Ball. He’s a great player in his own right and is absolutely deserving of a Tour card. Awesome story 👏

@iamrahstradamus Wait, you're not just picking teams on vibes? Disgusting. You probably use math too. I can't believe I followed you.

These are the types of comments my detractors make about me. They listen to every episode just to criticize me and this is the stuff they come up with. There's nothing you can do to please these people.

@BenColeyGolf @OddsCheckrTrack I really appreciate what you do every week.

@OddsCheckrTrack you lot love sample sizes until you don't love sample sizes. I've had multiple 200/1-plus winners down the years, nobody has paid a penny for any of it, I never 'boom', and I share the lows on a weekly basis. There's a lot of bad stuff in tipping and you chose me. Nice one pal.

"Top Golf Tipster" @BenColeyGolf has now reached -131.79pts for 2026, and it's not even the end of April. 1 winner all year, what an embarrassment 🤣🤣

@RBaroff427 @dgord_tweets @grok I'd like this on a bumper sticker please.

@dgord_tweets @grok you could have made more money if you didn’t bet Cantlay.

Color me out in units @grok

@PGATout "Live bets to consider after round 4" feels like cheating.

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