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A community for parents of boys who are looking to vent, laugh, and learn how to survive #lifewithboys

Papillion, NE Katılım Şubat 2015
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6yo singing: I said you're old & fat, she said shut up & dance with me. Me: The lyric is you're holding back 6yo: No it's not #lifewithboys
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Diane Auten@DianeAuten·
There's a piece of junk mail lying in the middle of the floor in my kitchen. I'm doing an experiment to see how long it will take either my husband or 2 teenage sons to pick it up and throw it away. We are on day 3 Currently taking bets.
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Me: Go brush your teeth. I’ve already told you like 20 times already. 9yo: I have to poop! *runs to bathroom with tablet in his hands* Me *yelling from hallway*: I know what game you are playing. I have lived with the adult version of you for years!! #dudeisstillinthere
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Wookiee Mom
Wookiee Mom@iraisewookiees·
If you want to know what having boys is like, I did one of my son’s laundry and I found 26 single socks and 1 pair of underwear. #lifewithboys #boymom #ew
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Sunny@TatteredSoul_·
J:So I have to be good all day, everyday for 4 weeks? Me:It'd be nice if you'd be good more than just at Christmastime J:ALL YEAR?! M:That's preferable J:I don't know mom... that seems pretty impossible Me:I understand, but you can do it J:I make no promises #lifewithboys
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Chelsea Lopez
Chelsea Lopez@ChelseaH_7·
*Michael sweeping all the kitchen mess onto the hallway carpet* Me: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” Michael: *nonchalantly* “Sweeping the kitchen.” Me: “ONTO THE CARPET???” Michael: “Yeah, then I just vacuum it up when I do the rest of the house.” #lifewithboys
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Karen
Karen@AntsyButterfly·
I just walked into my son's bedroom to find him sitting naked on the bed with a sock over his penis. And so it really begins... #lifewithboys #boymom #thisisfour
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Karen
Karen@AntsyButterfly·
"Take your sock off your penis and put it on your foot! Come on, we're going to be late!" -Just one more thing I never thought I'd say #boymom #lifewithboys
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Caz
Caz@Cazdoestweets·
Two of the kids playing a match today... Eldest lad texts to say they won & his brother scored three goals... Me - that’s great. What did you get? Him- a yellow 🤣 #lifewithboys #sportsmad
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