#Lifewithboys

6yo singing: I said you're old & fat, she said shut up & dance with me. Me: The lyric is you're holding back 6yo: No it's not #lifewithboys

Shoutout to the fellow mom that delivered her child’s orchestra instrument after school started at the same time as me! You are my spirit mom. #seeyounextweek #violaproblems #momlife

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As I clean my house I am grateful: 1)That I am healthy enough to clean my house. 2) That my kids are healthy enough to clean the house. 3)That I work this weekend and they have to clean the bathrooms while I am gone. #lifewithboys #sendgoodvibestomyhusband #sorrynotsorry

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“Can we all just CALM DOWN a bit! Boys! Why are you shouting?! Am I talking to myself?!!” ⁣ ⁣ Yes, yes I am.⁣ #christmaseveeve ⁣ #tralalalalalalalala instagram.com/p/BrvZluDgmvg/…

There's a piece of junk mail lying in the middle of the floor in my kitchen. I'm doing an experiment to see how long it will take either my husband or 2 teenage sons to pick it up and throw it away. We are on day 3 Currently taking bets.

Me: Go brush your teeth. I’ve already told you like 20 times already. 9yo: I have to poop! *runs to bathroom with tablet in his hands* Me *yelling from hallway*: I know what game you are playing. I have lived with the adult version of you for years!! #dudeisstillinthere

You might be a #boymom if you find rocks in the washer. #lifewithboys #momofmultiples

If you want to know what having boys is like, I did one of my son’s laundry and I found 26 single socks and 1 pair of underwear. #lifewithboys #boymom #ew

Kid: Mom my foot fingers look funny. Me: Um what??? Kid: My foot fingers (points to toes) Me: 😂😂😂😂 #thingskidssay #momlife #parenting #kidquotes #fromthemouthsofbabes #lifewithboys #boymom

J:So I have to be good all day, everyday for 4 weeks? Me:It'd be nice if you'd be good more than just at Christmastime J:ALL YEAR?! M:That's preferable J:I don't know mom... that seems pretty impossible Me:I understand, but you can do it J:I make no promises #lifewithboys

On the way to school: Me: Isn't the snow pretty boys? Garrett: Yes but it would be prettier if it was yellow. And so it begins. #ThisIsParenting #MomLife #LifeWithBoys #StuffKidsSay #ColucciCrew

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Getting out of the shower this morning this message greeted me. #dotheyreallyloveme #lifewithboys #seriously #washyourhands #boymom #whyicanthavenicethings

*Michael sweeping all the kitchen mess onto the hallway carpet* Me: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” Michael: *nonchalantly* “Sweeping the kitchen.” Me: “ONTO THE CARPET???” Michael: “Yeah, then I just vacuum it up when I do the rest of the house.” #lifewithboys

I just walked into my son's bedroom to find him sitting naked on the bed with a sock over his penis. And so it really begins... #lifewithboys #boymom #thisisfour

"Take your sock off your penis and put it on your foot! Come on, we're going to be late!" -Just one more thing I never thought I'd say #boymom #lifewithboys

Two of the kids playing a match today... Eldest lad texts to say they won & his brother scored three goals... Me - that’s great. What did you get? Him- a yellow 🤣 #lifewithboys #sportsmad

#overheardAtHome "Hey. stop it. your foot is in my nose." #lifeWithBoys #fb

My 10 yo just asked if LAPD stood for The Los Angeles Penis Department. Ay dios mio. 🤦‍♀️@holdin_holden @Scott7026 @sarcasticmommy4 @HTLifewithboys #momofboys