Devin Hager

Martin Malloy killed it on Kill Tony 🔥 Schizo glass jokes, mushrooms in Paris, and that brutal 9/11 haircut roast. Tony spotted the talent, gave him extra time to cook, and the room went nuts. This is why Tony’s the best at finding diamonds in the rough. Raw, dark, and hilarious.

@OffensiveHugs Because the Holy Ghost won’t lead me astray right? Plenty of God and truth seeking people aren’t led to the church and are led elsewhere right?

@HagerDevin99787 The Holy Ghost isnt feelings. That wasn't the Holy Ghost.

The best of anti Mormons critics cannot negate the testimony of the Holy Ghost. I echo with the prophet Joseph Smith: "I knew it, and I knew that God knew it, and I could not deny it, neither dared I do it"

Adam Carolla reacts to Chelsea Handler going off on Tony Hinchcliffe and Shane Gillis

Kevin Hart speaks out for the first time about all the BACKLASH over the George Floyd and slavery jokes from his ROAST and says they weren’t “tasteful” jokes but were done in the spirit of roasting 😳👀 He also responds to people saying he should’ve “defended the culture” and says a roast isn’t the place to start fighting over jokes

Kevin Hart is in Tony Hinchcliffe's corner after the controversial comic was blasted for a George Floyd "joke" during Kevin's roast. 🎥: The Breakfast Club

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.@ComicDaveSmith: "Joe Biden & Kamala Harris did to this country is a profound CRIME to commit against your own people... to have your borders de facto open, millions of people pouring into your country!" Me: "I see Chris grimacing... but you do have to acknowledge the Biden-Harris administration DID allow millions of people to enter the country?" @chrisdmowrey: "I would actually fundamentally disagree with that." Me: "Well, it's a fact." @chrisdmowrey: "It's not a fact... let me explain." The panel derails into a fiery immigration debate on the latest "Brad vs The World": youtu.be/5RFsW_TyLSo

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Weather girl leaves weatherman speechless after saying something nobody expected

It’s awesome seeing people wake up to the panda question

Sheryl Underwood reunites with Shane Gillis after the Kevin Hart roast and explains why she did NOT get offended by the jokes he made about her late husband, saying humor can be one of the best ways to cope with grief and tragedy 👏🔥👀 “Don’t be offended for me if I’m not offended!!” "Humor is a powerful tool that helps us navigate the most difficult moments in life. At my husband's funeral, when my best friend Peaches was wailing and showing out, I approached her and said, 'Bitch, the f-ck are you doing?' We ended up laughing, and that laughter was a way for us to cope with the pain. It’s through these moments that we find relief and connection, reminding us that even in tragedy, we can still share a laugh and support each other”

Joe Rogan issues a HEARTFELT apology to Theo Von over his recent comments: “I apologized to Theo. He knows I love him and he said that and we laughed and we joked around about it and I apologized for the way I talked about this. But I felt like I needed to explain to other people too, to get what was going on in my mind out and it certainly wasn’t like covering for Israel and it wasn’t trying to paint him out like he’s damaged or treat him like a child.” “I just want him to be okay. And when you’re dealing with someone, or when you have had experience dealing with someone where it winds up going very badly, and then you’re just left with this feeling, like, what could I have done? You know, I didn’t do a good job of it, especially the Marcus King thing. That’s terrible what I did. I didn’t mean to.” 
“I was just trying to—you don’t think sometimes when you are in the middle of a podcast. You’re having a conversation, you don’t think about the impact that it’s gonna have. That’s one of the reasons why, you know, podcasts are so weird because like you’re in the middle of trying to be entertaining, but you’re also just having a conversation and I f*cked up because I felt so badly about it. It was like there’s got to be a way to address this where I just express myself and so that’s why we’ve never done this before.” “We’ve never done this kind of a thing after a podcast, but it was very important to me. He’s an awesome person, a great friend, and one of the most interesting and funny people I’ve ever met in my life. And I just felt terrible about it. And I told them I would never bring it up publicly again, but I think it is important to let people know that aspect of it.” “So I’m gonna call him and clear this with him and make sure he’s cool with me saying this, but I’m pretty sure he is gonna be. And that’s it… I’m a human and I’m flawed like all of us and I f*ck up and it’s probably not the last time. It’s definitely not. I’m going to f*ck up again. But my intention is never to hurt anybody, ever. And that’s why I mean I very rarely if ever even get upset at anyone other than like corrupt politicians. But I do my best to just try to be a good person, spread positivity.”

Do You Trust God's Writing Of Your Story?

@svgenthusiast @NFL_DovKleiman Nick wright is way worse than both of them combined

@NFL_DovKleiman The first 2. Skip and Cowherd are ridiculously bad. It’s not even their voices, it’s just how utterly stupid some of the shit is they say. McAfee and Collinsworth are the only 2 here even close to genuine.

Choose two mics to turn off forever:

@trudatdou @itsallaruse_ @MileHighMims Agreed. 14-3 would be wild. I’m thinking 11 or 12 wins at best

@HagerDevin99787 @itsallaruse_ @MileHighMims Saying that’s the floor thou is insane when it’s a way harder schedule, and they beat 7 of the top 10 teams in the nfl draft and 6 of those games were one score lol

🚨 OFFICIAL BRONCOS SCHEDULE 🚨 WK 1 at Chiefs (MNF) WK 2 vs Jags WK 3 vs Rams (SNF) WK 4 at 49ers WK 5 at Chargers WK 6 vs Seahawks (TNF) WK 7 at Cardinals WK 8 vs Chiefs WK 9 at Panthers WK 10 Bye WK 11 vs Raiders WK 12 at Steelers (Black Friday) WK 13 vs Dolphins WK 14 at Jets WK 15 at Raiders WK 16 vs Bills (Christmas) WK 17 at Patriots (TBD) WK 18 vs Chargers

@trudatdou @itsallaruse_ @MileHighMims And still made it to the AFC championship 🤣

@itsallaruse_ @MileHighMims the floor😂😂😂you guys haven't even beaten the chargers with our starters in the Harbaugh era

boomers sending DMs to AI-generated women on instagram

This is wonderfully brutal. Well done @takenaps