John Garlic

@TMobile I totally forgot about my mlb subscription. Is there anyway I can still get it?

@Breaking911 Whoopie

Speaker Johnson on President Trump's tax cut: "For the average American who [makes tips], that's about $1,300 more in their pocket... this is real money for real people."

@AlDukesQuotes @JerryRecco you guys have to watch invasion U.S.A. with chuck

@BuzzPatterson My dad past about 9 years ago. His looks like this.

If your Bible looks like mine, we can be friends. 🙏✝️❤️

@sentdefender Happens all the time. Nothing burger

Images published by the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD), showing the interception and escort Thursday of two Tu-95s, two Su-35s, and one A-50 with the Russian Air Force inside the Alaskan Air Defense Identification Zone (ADIZ), by two F-16s, two F-35s, one E-3, and four KC-135s scrambled from Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson.

@LadyChainsaw It’s lifted

If you think you’re flying to El Paso in the next 10 days, think again. The airspace is CLOSED! (Think 9-11 closed!) Zero explanation as to what the security risk is… stocks.apple.com/AqI-dQM5pR4-jB…

@TheInsiderPaper Piss shit corn

Times Square blanketed by snow during Sunday’s storm in New York City

@ThomasSowell Good luck

Mehdi Hasan on Venezuela: "JD Vance claimed the legal rationale was the DOJ had indicted, this was a law enforcement operation, which is absurd… Can a foreign country indict Donald Trump and send in their special forces into DC to grab the president?!"

@BGatesIsaPyscho Sounds made up

Happy 53rd birthday to NASA, and the time they decided to race NASA space buggies around on the Moon’s surface. Strange how they haven’t been back since - please take all the time you need…..

@HoffWFAN Shit in one hand and piss in the other , see which one fills up first

Don't be shocked when Jalen Brunson heads to the Bucks in the Giannis deal.

@catturd2 I’m in Florida chilling till Friday

Are you off on this Thanksgiving week or do you have to work?

@jooniexdimples7 Absolute insanity

Rizo getting his away again #Survivor #Survivor49

@adeebhafeez16 @EndWokeness My friends are white. They got beat up by the cops plenty of times. Tell that to them you cunt rag.

White privilege doesn’t mean white people don’t have struggles - they absolutely do. It simply means that their struggles are not or are very unlikely due to the color of their skin. White people don’t have to worry about getting beat up by cops at routine traffic stops - black people do. In general, there are lower approval rates for mortgages and higher interest costs for Black applicants compared to White applicants, even with similar income/credit. Just to name a few examples.

Privileged: Victims:

@VempireAYOO @MTNEER4LIFE She got knocked off her high horse & now wants to cry a River. Fuck out of here.

@MTNEER4LIFE if survivor stops with the sob stories the show will get 10x better.

The entire bar groaned when the Savannah sob story started 🤣 #Survivor49

@AmazonHelp how long does it typically take to become a flex driver?

@brett_art22 I’m on the list over a year now

Applied for Amazon Flex over a month ago and still on the list

Stop crying. You know what you got yourself into. Enough with sob shit. There’s been 48 prior seasons. #Survivor49

@IfindRetards Gotham city

@TheInsiderPaper Butt stuff

BREAKING: The first U.S. cases of a potentially more severe form of mpox without known travel reported in California, health officials say — CBS