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@CoryBMorgan Can you explain why In-store baked Italian bread increased from around $2.39 a loaf to $3.99 a loaf in Toronto but is only $2.49 a loaf in Windsor. Same size. Same ingredients. This is at Metro stores across Toronto and a store in Windsor. Isn't it using COVID as an excuse?

@Missile_O_Clock @NDP @avilewis Didn't he support Apartheid Israel for decades?

@NDP @avilewis He was a stalwart supporter of human rights and a staunch opponent of the genocide in Gaza. RIP.

This morning we lost a titan of our movement, Stephen Lewis. Few have been his equal in the advancement of democratic socialism in Canada, or of human rights, compassion and equality on the global stage. Stephen’s legacy is eternal and our party will honour it by carrying on his commitment to justice and dignity for every human life. We will keep alive the flame of hope for a better society that burned bright throughout his life. Yes, in our lifetime. Read our party's full statement: ndp.ca/news/rememberi…

@NDP Didn't he support Apartheid Israel?

@Joyhenderson78 If they had their way, we would have no pollution control on autos.

Conservatives are why Canada can't have nice things. If they had their way, we'd be riding horse and buggy so long as they didn't have to fund it.

@MECA_Canada @sarobertsonca Bread price fixing.

@sarobertsonca Free markets make prices cheaper. Why do politicians always try these things?

Q: Avi Lewis says that he wants the government to open up a chain of grocery stores. Alberta Premier Danielle Smith calls that communist. What do you think? Pierre Poilievre: Well, she's right.

@sarobertsonca Bread price fixing.

@honeymoon250 So is Judaism.

Republican candidate in Texas Valentina Gomez is under fire for her comments about Islam. Is she wrong though?

@picardonhealth @globeandmail Wasn't he a Zionist?

BREAKING NEWS: Stephen Lewis, former Ontario NDP leader and global AIDS advocate, dies at 88. He was one of Canada greatest orator's. Often referred to as the best Prime Minister the country never had. theglobeandmail.com/canada/article… via @globeandmail

@Matt_Pinner Popping some zits.

You wake up tomorrow and it's 1983. What are you doing first?

@kevin_nealon Goof.

Because I'm getting older my audience is getting older. They've had to stop the show five times in the last two years cause somebody collapses. So they turn the lights on and I say call 911. Nobody has a phone because they put them in those canvas bags with a lock. So I gotta call 911. What's your emergency? He says is there a doctor in that room? I said I don't know. I don't like crowd work. He goes is the guy breathing? I've got the mic so I don't wanna be too disrespectful to the guy that could be dead. He said can you get close to him? I said I don't know how long the cord is on the mic. The paramedics arrived and he did die but still I got some good laughs out of it.

@Matt_Pinner Chubby.

Do you consider this fat?

@CuriosityonX Timville

If you could name the first city on Mars, what would it be called?

@JebraFaushay That's not Italian, that's Russian.

If you watched Happy Days, you might remember The Fonz doing this dance. And if you don’t remember, allow me to refresh your memory. I wonder if Henry Winkler can still do it or would the old knees give out?

@Mollyploofkins @derya555 Giy looks like a "bottom" himself.

“Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time.” - Kristi Noem’s spokesperson

@GinaMuscato It's just skin.

Some men will take 1-2 showers a day but won’t wash their hands after they pee. 😂

@Megatron_ron Great stuff. FAFO.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 Iran has called on all employees of Google, Nvidia, Apple, IBM, Tesla, Intel and Cisco to leave the companies by 8pm Tehran time on Wednesday - The Hill After that they are going to start blowing them up. The IRGC has threatened America’s top big tech companies in the region, including Google, Nvidia, Apple, IBM, Tesla, Intel and Cisco, accusing them of being abbettors in the American and Israeli aggression against the country.

@otokyo__ Daffodil farts.

What did the 70s smell like

@NoLore Hospitals are basically trying to get around the health act. Sickening.

An 81 year old woman was run over by her own car as she tried to pay for hospital parking today. Which begs the question: 1. why do we charge for hospital parking? 2. why are people older than 80 being forced to drive everywhere?

@Prairielily22 See Brexit.

Why I believe Alberta and Saskatchewan will separate to form their own country: The number of silent supporters of separation is bigger than the number who loudly support it. Over the years, many people have told me separation won't happen, that its a crazy idea, that they won't support it because its a waste of time BUT when I ask them how they'd vote in a referendum, they almost always say "yes" or they just give me a look saying they will or they just tell me there's no use thinking it because it won't happen but they never ever say they'd vote no.

@sunlorrie Lorrie was against pollution control legislation on autos. Imagine the pollution in Toronto if there were not strict pollution control requirements on autos. Lorrie has been wrong over and over again. Time to retire, gramps.

EDITORIAL: Industrial carbon tax goes up again At a time when the cost of living is a major concern to Canadians, Canada's industrial carbon tax increases by almost 16% on Wednesday to $110 per tonne of emissions, on its way to $170 per tonne in 2030. torontosun.com/opinion/editor…

@FPLOlympian They have to qualify.

Curacao and Haiti are going to the World Cup. But there’s no room for teams like Italy or Denmark? Game’s gone.