Hannah Cooper

The jokes write themselves

you'd think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat

How it feels being a night owl on a crazy news night

Today, we lost our irreplaceable retriever, Pancake, the First Puppy of Texas. Cecilia and I are so grateful for the 11 years that Pancake brought joy and affection to our family and to guests of the Mansion. She will be greatly missed by all the Texans who met her.

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@RAPHOOPTX Why would you still need credentials? Are you a party official or RNC employee?

✨"UNITY"✨

Alito

Today marks the anniversary of the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade. Three years ago today, America turned a page. Now it's time to write the next chapter. This October, the Republican Women's Caucus is launching the World's Biggest Baby Shower, a nationwide celebration of life and a chance to support Pregnancy Resource Centers by providing essential resources for mothers, babies, and growing families in communities across America. Coming to a Pregnancy Resource Center near you. Stay tuned for more details. 🍼🩵🇺🇸

“England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts” — #WorldCup announcer on Fox 👀

Easy to vote, hard to cheat. That's the Texas standard. #SecureTexasElections #RPT2026 #txlege

i’m 27 years old in costco with my mom and she just ran into someone she knows

This did not happen. He continued to talk, got plenty of cheers and walked off the stage after finishing his speech to much applause. Were you there or just repeating what a lonely booer in the back said? #txlege

News: Convention has placed the Reps in a convenient pen so the delegates can throw fruit at them. #txlege

Babe are you okay you’ve barely used your Governor Hot Wheels nail file today

@JasonVaughn @TexasGOP Maybe he still lives in his car

I'm announcing that I have just been appointed: "Supreme Commander of the Republican Party of Texas". It's a step higher than Chairman. We don't talk about it too much openly because the "Council of Grey-bearded Jewish Dudes", the body that controls everything, chooses not to be so public about it often. But on this occasion, Chaim is stepping down, so in addition to my orbital weapons operational duties, I will be taking over the Republican Party of Texas. Behold my glory, and you may pay homage, tribute, or whatever.... #thatjew

What I’m hearing from people on the ground: the runoff will all come down to which candidate gets more votes. #analysis