Hans UG

Crypto, web 3, Blockchain, NFTs,DeFi,Metaverse etc. Familiarize yourself with these things. We are still very early and we can make it by being early adopters. #blockchain #BinanceSmartChain #BSC #bitcoin

@frankbalkazerg1 Imagine if such a thief joins our parliament.

What would you do if you were the chairman and this thief was brought before your “court”? Thieves Thieves Thieves!!🫢🫢🙌🏽

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@MrWinWinBake @lulanzeashirafu Old Kampala Girls school.

@lulanzeashirafu Why are the girls in uniform? Which institution is this?

Kyanja's got the party vibe at their Airbnb apartments, and it seems like the girls are living their best lives! What's the tea on these sleepovers, and who's invited?

@MemeHimHarmony I use 2 @mtnug simcards coz of what those guys did to me.

😭😭are you telling the truth? I'm laughing so hard rn

@NadaAndersen @Airtel_Ug @UCC_Official Bajume omurukiga, embwa ezoo. I left Airtel the day my own number called me.

.@Airtel_Ug and .@UCC_Official can you please explain this: why in the world will the telco require medical certificate of death to transfer a SIM card of a deceased to the spouse? What bizarre statistics are you drawing from someone’s medical history and cause of death, which should be a very private matter? Or you just enjoy people’s grief so much that you have to put such sadistic obstacles in people’s way? Is @NIRA_Ug death certificate not enough? Should I curse you in English, Serbian, or Rukiga?

@ninyeKatatumba You forgive a cheating partner on their burial

Under what circumstances would you forgive a cheating partner?

@lulanzeashirafu @PoliceUg Uganda police is global bro

@lulanzeashirafu And @PoliceUg isn't helping 😕

The South Africans are getting non-citizens, including those with children in schools, to leave the country voluntarily. There's concern that this directive doesn't provide enough time for people to collect their belongings, sell their assets, and arrange for a flight back to their home country, potentially leading to financial losses. But is our girl, Zari safe!?

@Uganda_Expozed @karothk256 @Nabimara_Paul Oguraza katuna, tikwe??

All I need is just 6 foreign trips this busy season and we are good to go

@mpooshc1 I have the videos

Four other videos have been released 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 If you have ever booked Airbnb in kyanja, today is Sunday go to church and pray😂😂

@Tinahgloriak @AKasingye Woow that's good of you 👏

@HansUG10 @AKasingye I usually ask for the Chef and tip him separately after a well prepared meal. It’s important.

I don’t like tipping waiters and waitresses especially the former. I do it under duress if I have a meal with someone else. Those who do so, please tell me why it’s necessary and how much should a tip be?

@GabrielBuule Bambi the man was bewitched.

If this man attempted to defend himself......ohhhhhhh😒

@ategekabalikoow @samagona Mega standard pays their staff NSSF

@samagona Is Capital Shoppers, Mega Standard or Quality Supermarket a joke to you 🤔

There is a school called Hannah International School, both the UNEB and Cambridge side, they don’t pay NSSF for their staff and don’t give contracts to their workers, this is for over 40 staff members and nothing happens.

@MulungiKhloe Cook that elephant

Nagaanye okugaba amasanyalaze….naye Gwe ogeetaga 😹😩. I’m not surprised this came from you…someone who resembles unanswered prayer . It’s a classic case of bitterness….some women simply can’t stand to see others thriving. If anything, it’s a blessing that love continues to find its way to me. People need to realize that I am loved, blessed, and favored. The fact that God continues to send goodness my way, despite the constant noise from miserable, sadistic people like her, proves that I’m one of His favorites. I will continue to post him regardless of the gossip because I’m happy . Fortunately, I’m smart enough to recognize a lie when I see one, unlike someone of you people. And quite frankly, his past is his own. If he 'slept with half of you,' that says more about you than it does about me.

@docakx That's called Kabutongo

28 year old woman complains of rashes with intense itching in between fingers. This started after she met her new boyfriend who also has similliar problem. What is this?

@patrickkayima4 @amronaldo She won't understand

@amronaldo I wish she could read this slowly and understand it. Thank you 👏

When you declare wealth to the IGG, the question is not simply “what do you own?” but “how did you come to own it?” If someone lists 1,000 acres, the inquiry must naturally proceed in a sequence: 1. Acquisition: When and how did this land come into your possession?• Purchase? ❓Inheritance? ❓Allocation? ❓Exchange? Each pathway has a paper trail. If the trail is missing, that is already a red flag. 2. Financing: What was the source of funds for acquiring such a vast asset? ❓Salary? ❓Business income? ❓Loans? ❓Gifts? The numbers must align with declared earnings. 3. Sustainability: How do you finance the planting, maintenance, labour, inputs, and annual operational costs of such a field? Large-scale agriculture is capital‑intensive. If the declared income cannot support the maintenance, then the wealth declaration becomes a map pointing directly to unexplained money flows. This is how a functional anti‑corruption system works: wealth declaration is not the end; it is the beginning of a forensic trail. The problem in Uganda is that many people think corruption is only about the act: the envelope, the bribe, the kickback. They miss the web: ❗️unexplained assets ❗️lifestyle inconsistent with income ❗️hidden beneficial ownership ❗️laundering through agriculture, land, and construction ❗️political protection that blocks follow‑up questions So yes, the misunderstanding is real. People think declaring wealth is compliance. In reality, declaring wealth should trigger verification, and verification should expose the network behind the wealth.

@ssentongopeter5 I have the video

That video of the lady and guy getting nyigos at leboti. Why do guys record those things? Imagine her man seeing it 😂🤣

@lulanzeashirafu But we live like ordinary Ugandans, anyway thanks.

I visited Mirembe Villas in Kigo the other day, and what struck me most is that we truly live in different worlds. There, residents carry themselves differently the way they talk, walk, and laugh sets them apart from the rest of us. It feels like stepping into a separate universe, calm and curated. It’s a gated community with manicured lawns, private security at the entrance, and strict rules. Boda bodas are restricted, so the usual buzz of motorcycles and street noise is absent. Children ride bicycles freely on clean, quiet streets, and neighbors exchange greetings without the rush and tension of city life. The contrast is stark. Outside the gates, Kampala’s chaos continues traffic jams, honking, and crowds. Inside, there’s order, privacy, and an almost serene detachment from the daily struggles most Ugandans know. It left me thinking: same city, completely different realities.

@roxie_ug I have the video

That Le botti chic must have been in ovulation coz why the fuck would you give 3 different dudes those nyigos? 😅