the UTD guy

@ESPNUK Does he forget that in the buildup to this goal there was a possibility of a penalty? We've reduced the game to small technicalities

Liverpool boss Arne Slot laments VAR after Benjamin Šeško’s goal 👀: 🗣️ "I think it's a touch on his hand. The curve on the ball changed, so there must have been a contact. But it's no surprise to anyone that if there is a VAR intervention, then the decision goes against us. It's happened to us all season."

@JaymieIcke How many did nedved score in his ballon for winning season. Only this generation is obsessed with numbers

United players and fans are ridiculous. In the 99 Treble season Giggs scored 4 goals. Salah has scored 20+ every season he’s been at Liverpool. Giggs biggest asset was longevity. Nothing else.

@RodinSimi Why is bro so salty. With a good transfer season this team can easily secure top 4 again next season. They signed well last summer and offloading deadwood

🔥‼️John Terry: Manchester United didn’t upgrade on Alejandro Garnacho: "Manchester United didn’t upgrade on Garnacho at all. Not one bit. When you look at the players they brought in during the summer like Cunha and Mbeumo, they’ve got almost the exact same goal contributions as Garnacho. Same output, same level. They were supposed to elevate the team, but instead they’re relying on long balls and free kicks just to get goals on the board. I’m telling you now, I am predicting a very serious struggle for Manchester United next season. A proper, painful struggle. They desperately need to recruit better. Players like Mbeumo don’t have any resale value. They’re declining with time. And Bruno Fernandes is getting old. I don’t think he’ll be playing at the same level next season. No upgrades, just more of the same... heading for trouble."

Joselynne Rwakakooko, who has been appointed acting MD of UEDCL, is the daughter of Elly Rwakakooko, who served as commissioner-general of Uganda Revenue Authority (URA) from 1997 to 2000. Elly is a cousin to First Lady, Janet Museveni. @BbegMedia l1nq.com/hg45z2y

@TonyNatif @ekiggundu @Martin97Tweets @BbegMedia Mandem calls a 1b dispute minor 🫣🫢 You shouldn't be with us peasants looking for daily food

@ekiggundu @Martin97Tweets @BbegMedia 950m and there’s more to that decision than meet the eye. But tubileke.

Anthony Natif, of the 'safe corridor' fame, has been ordered to pay a Makerere University lecturer, Prof Narathius Asingwire Shs 75 million in a land transaction dispute. Natif had paid Shs 900m out of Shs 1.05bn. @BbegMedia sl1nk.com/ogt967a

@apuuli_ @Sudhirntv @NankabirwaRS Wisdom 💫😄

@Sudhirntv She was leading the operations docket directly reporting to Paul. If Paul has failed, it means all his subordinates have failed, too. Bcs most decisions he made were from what they reported to him. @NankabirwaRS, you dont need exceptional mental ability to know this.

The Ministry of Energy has appointed Eng. Joselynne R. Rwakakooko as the new Acting Managing Director of UEDCL, following a shake-up at the one-year-old government distribution company. The former MD was sent on forced leave, while the Board chairperson was fired.

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@eurofootcom He's right the rumbling and wrestling of goalkeepers has now become a trend in EPL

🇮🇪🗣️ Brentford manager Keith Andrews: "I was at Arsenal’s quarter-final and semi-finals last year in the Champions League and there were long throws going into the box. I remember speaking to a couple of the people I was with, going, ‘It’s not good for us, that’. Because normally, what happens when the big boys do things, it trickles down the footballing pyramid." "That’s exactly what happened. So what happens is that teams go from preparing that on a weekly or fortnightly basis, as opposed to two or three teams in the league using a long throw." "I knew that would be a challenge and it certainly has been. You’ve got to maintain your level to try to push boundaries and find marginal gains in different ways. That’s the challenge with elite sport." (@OliverKay / @TheAthleticFC)

@EIkyiriza @esuleleila Tvets aren't a silver bullet, actually there are very many unemployed graduates of tvets. The real problem is our economy. It's so thin to absorb anything. 3k jobs a year really 🥺😔

@esuleleila I have my reservation there too. It's one way, but the problem is bigger than that

Five years from now, there will be unimaginable levels of unemployment in the prestigious courses of Health, Engineering and Law. What will the president blame? And it's happening soon

UPDATE : The Ministry of Energy and Mineral Development has announced governance changes at the Uganda Electricity Distribution Company Limited, terminating Board Chairperson Lydia Ochieng-Obbo and placing Managing Director and CEO Paul Mwesigwa on forced leave. The Government says the measures are aimed at strengthening accountability and improving performance in the energy sector, with interim leadership now appointed to ensure continuity of operations at UEDCL. #NTVNews

@ntvuganda Umeme were bad but uedcl have exhibited gross incompetence, totally unacceptable ❌👎

@KakandeAlex Jury is out 😔

The sweeping changes coming to NSSF operations and investment strategy will send a chill through every saver. The President has publicly called them out twice, which suggests these issues have been under scrutiny behind the scenes for a long time.

Behind Uganda’s many factory gates, workers are enduring harsh conditions with no contracts, long hours, little to no safety, and low pay. #NBSInvestigates returns tonight with this exclusive at 7PM and 9PM by @HakimKanyere and @MugenyiHenry_. #NBSUpdates

@DailyMonitor Be like pioneer, guys had revolutionized transport. Cheap, timely, with a TV 😊😊. But guys sabotaged it

One of the 10 electric buses deployed by Kiira Motors has begun operations today along the Kampala-Ntinda route, marking the rollout of the company’s new public transport service. A conductor, speaking on condition of anonymity because he is not authorised to address the media, said the buses are part of a wider citywide rollout aimed at easing public transport. The fare is Shs2,000, payable electronically, with no cash accepted. #MonitorUpdates 📸: Stephen Otage

@utdreport That's the same reason Portugal have failed at the world cup. Their press out of possession is very poor. Pressing is the way to go. Just see how pep replaces old players because he knows they don't have the urge to press anymore

Steve McClaren talking about the conflict between Cristiano Ronaldo and Erik ten Hag: “Erik tried to impose his style and that’s why he had that fight with Ronaldo all the way through. I said to Erik, very early, ‘It’s you or him’. Ronaldo was generally OK. But he didn’t want to do the job that Erik wanted him to do. Or didn’t feel he was capable of doing it. The instructions out of possession were, ‘Get into the middle, as soon as you’re back, you’re the first press, then double run, even a triple run now and again’. I used to say to Ronnie, ‘If you want to play, that’s what you’ve got to do’. He’d argue, ‘Ah, nobody wants to press’. I’d say, ‘Well, they’re all young lads, they can press’.” [@TheAthleticFC]

20 years of faithfulness! Today I celebrate and congratulate my honey on 20 years of marriage. Today we celebrate 20 years of being happily naked and unashamed before each other. Here are some of the things that have helped us grow to this point: faithfulness, great conversations, generosity, great sex and God. God: All through, it’s been God. Looking at the way we met - two different people from different backgrounds bonding and seamlessly becoming one - it can only be God’s doing. He has been our anchor in everything we’re doing and aspire for. Our shared faith makes the journey more enjoyable. And with God at the heart of our relationship, we are stronger. As they say, a cord of 3 isn’t easily broken. Faithfulness: One of the 11 songs that played on our wedding day was “I Promise” by Cece Winans. It was a mutual choice. Here are part of the lyrics… “Everything I have is yours You're everything I prayed and waited for And my love, I promise you.” That was a promise we made to each other and it’s a promise that we try to keep to each other every day, in everything. It’s a promise which has helped us stay faithful, financially transparent, spiritually honest, and on the same page of parenting. I am never worried of where she is, whom she’s meeting and to whom she sent money or what was she is looking for on my phone. She’s so faithful, trustworthy and diligent. So she keeps all the money, the ATM cards and passwords; my job is to ensure everything is working and we are on track to meet our goals. That peace is irreplaceable. Generosity: In the last 20 years, this girl has taught me the difference between stewardship and generosity. Guys if I wasn’t married to Carol, I wouldn’t be broke but I don’t think I would have been able to achieve what we’ve achieved. Before we met I used to think I was generous, helping and sharing with those in need. But I was too random and lacked purpose. Then Carol entered the room. Then we talked and decided to keep track of every single coin we earned, our responsibilities, and our financial goals including our giving. And that discipline has helped us to support more people, be more generous and I think be better stewards of what God has blessed us with. Conversation: From the very first day I talked to this girl, our conversations have never stopped. We can talk! Every time I go anywhere, I can’t wait to get back and talk to my baby. Chick has grown to understand and enjoy conversations about football, politics, conspiracies, and walking, just like I have grown to enjoy stories of wedding dresses, cooking, books and all things girls talk about. When I miss chatting with her after an early morning and a long day, the following day, I squeeze in a moment to call her to catch up. And sometimes a long conversation in the night while cuddling hasn’t been a great contraceptive. Great sex: In our early years, we discovered the sweetest way to conclude our “peace talks” was making love. Whether it’s journeying through a rough patch or preparing for a major business meeting, lovemaking has the power of calming down everything and put us in the right mood for any battle. And over the years I can say, those regular moments between the two of us are indeed the glue of our relationship. Girl, you’re still the one I want to walk with for the rest of my life.

THE SCAM THAT IS KIIRA MOTORS CORPORATION Analysis from the Auditor General's report 2023/24: Kiira Motors continues to present itself as a flagship industrialisation project, yet the audit findings expose an institution operating without the most basic governance and financial discipline expected of a public corporation. KMC is not suffering from lack of funding, it is suffering from lack of governance, lack of capacity, and lack of commercial viability. No Board. No insurance. No revenue. No full staffing. No timely implementation. No utilisation of available funds. Yet billions continue to be poured into a project that is not delivering value for money.

@shazie4u Stage guys are like uber. Very expensive. Any hustler would prefer a muyilibi. A journey from kireka to Kampala can easily cost you 5-6k with those guys.

The beef between Ugandans & boda guys from boda stages should be studied thoroughly.

@real__tyga Kabura was in a world cup 2018. He's international. Other guys are national champions

Denis Bosa and David Lumasi would do a great job

@beewol Why would you be worried 🤗. Utd is evolving. A good summer transfer with 4 players puts UTD in the top 16 in UCL. That's already qualification to playoffs. A quarter final appearance would be considered good enough.

The prospect of Champions League football for Man United next season is exciting but scary at the same time. After watching this PSG vs Bayern thriller, I worry about my own team. If this is the level of football teams in Europe are now playing, we shall get battered left, right and center. Man United needed a gap year where we are in the Champions League but not playing - just sort of watching and observing to try and get a grasp of how teams play nowadays. At the moment, our football isn't good enough for Europe, heck it's not even good enough for the League - but we are managing somehow. Nonetheless, the call has been made and we must answer it. So Champions League football it is, next season. I'll be watching our games from behind the couch.