🦀HarleeMarieღ™🇺🇸 ‘Texann’

@AmiriKing @SketchDanger Instablock

@SketchDanger Your mom’s leggings smell like farts and ranch.

I don’t know who needs to here this but THIS is the South. Everything outside of the red is NOT. The more you know. 💫

@ThatEricAlper Juicy Fruit

What were you chewing back in the day?

BREAKING 🚨 President Trump just ended Jessica Tarlov’s whole CAREER while on Air Force One 🔥 “Get her off the air, she’s bad for our country” MIC DROP 👏

🚨 BREAKING: Former Virginia Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax (D) just SH0T and KlLLED both his wife and himself, over night at their home Holy crap, absolutely tragic and devastating. This guy was TROUBLED.

🚨 GREAT NEWS: Tennessee Gov. Bill Lee signs a resolution telling Pride Month to SCREW OFF, instead declaring June as "NUCLEAR FAMILY MONTH" The left is LOSING IT! "The nuclear family, consisting of one husband, one wife, and any biological, adopted, or fostered children, is God's design for familial structure and has been the bedrock of society since the creation of the world," the resolution says Amazing decision.

BREAKING: President Trump vows to look into the 10 scientists who have gone missing or turned up dead: "I hope it's random, but we're going to know in the next week and a half." "I just left a meeting on that subject." "Pretty serious stuff... Some of them were very important people, and we're going to look at it over the next short period." @pdoocy

@gggirl924 17

All of them, except 5&13 for me

@jkdestin @RetroCoast I have those!!!

@RetroCoast Naah… I was too busy playing with my Lawn Darts!

Super Elastic Bubble Plastic was a toy from Wham-O in the #1970s But the goo was toxic and flammable. It was pulled from shelves. Do you remember?

🚨#BREAKING: The FAA has announced that they will investigate an incident after two pilots were heard meowing and woofing on an emergency aviation frequency.

🚨 The name placards outside of disgraced former congressmen Tony Gonzales and Eric Swalwell’s offices have officially been REMOVED!

@springej971 @ThrillaRilla369 😂

@ThrillaRilla369 I don’t know who they are but there is only 15 of them.

Who is your target audience on X?

@ThrillaRilla369 Or spots- means they are old- mom grew up on a dairy farm and old me that

Who checks the carton of eggs in the store to make sure they are not cracked? 🥚

'HI BARACK!' Yells Biden As Car Passes House With A Lawn Jockey buff.ly/fKo8IVj

PETER DOOCY: “There are now 10 American scientists who have either gone missing or died since mid 2024. They all reportedly had access to classified nuclear or aerospace material. Is anybody investigating this to see if these things are connected?” KAROLINE LEAVITT: “I’ve seen the report, Peter. I haven't spoken to our relevant agencies about it. I will certainly do that, and we'll get you an answer. If true, of course, that's definitely something I think this government administration would deem work worth looking into. So let me do that for you.” @pdoocy

@Pixie1z @TylerRatcliff17 Minnesota

Where in the US would you refuse to live even if the rent was free?

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@RestrictedDaily I got it!!!

Some of y’all are about to be way too confident and very wrong. Final Jeopardy starts now.

Ok, whoever did this is a genius! 👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@GuntherEagleman 😂