Heather Mac

My first photo of her when I won her 16 years ago on @Oprah and my last photo! This Beetle has been so good to me. She won’t be far and in good hands with my mom. Thank you, Oprah.

@WashWizards @LucyOlsenbball @JacySheldon @WashMystics What’s your favorite Jacy Sheldon pic? I can’t decide between these two.

The Pentagon summoned the Pope's ambassador, told him the United States has the military power to do "whatever it wants," and warned that the Church better take its side. They even invoked the Avignon Papacy, a dark chapter in history when a government used military force to bend the Church to its will. So where exactly does this end? If the Pope refuses to fall in line, what's the next move, bomb the Vatican? thedailybeast.com/trump-official…

Ceasefire's barely 24 hours old, and Israel (our greatest ally) is already blowing it up, literally. Largest coordinated strike on Lebanon since the war began. But sure, another masterclass in negotiation from the guy who threatened to wipe out an entire civilization the day before. Stable genius stuff.

🚨BREAKING: Lawrence O'Donnell looked America in the eye tonight and said on live TV what many are thinking about Donald Trump's profane, perverse, filthy outburst on Easter Sunday to commit war crimes. "The 25th Amendment was written for yesterday at 8:03am."

Retired 4-Star Navy Admiral and former Navy SEAL William McRaven on Donald Trump: "Through your actions, you have embarrassed us in the eyes of our children, humiliated us on the world stage and, worst of all, divided us as a nation." RETWEET if you stand with Admiral McRaven!

Absolute bombshell on Fox News. An expert National Security Analyst confirms the Trump administration is completely purging the Pentagon. Pete Hegseth has fired over a dozen top generals, including the heads of the Navy and Air Force, right in the middle of a massive war.

Realizing that child r*ape is not a dealbreaker for many Americans has been the absolute black pill of my life.

Tiger Woods crashing his car while under the influence of something, then immediately calling Donald Trump to weasel his way out of it, is the perfect metaphor for Trump’s second term.

I don't usually brag about my pricey, exorbitant trips but i just got back from the gas station.

Trump last year: "I'm not going to touch Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid." Trump today: "It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare."

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Donald Trump just made clear the U.S. government won’t fund childcare services because we’re a big country that’s fighting wars. No wonder the American people don’t think he cares about them. Wow.

I JUST WANT TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT IRAN DID NOT HAVE ANY NUCLEAR WEAPONS AND THAT THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ WAS OPEN FOR BUSINESS BEFORE TRUMP STARTED THE EPSTEIN WAR 🤷

Iowa just made the Elite 8 and ended the greatest season in Nebraska history IT DOES NOT GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS!!!!!!!

BREAKING: Republican Senator Kennedy just blamed Trump the government shutdown! "The Democrats have offered to open up everything but ICE. Ted Cruz and I said, ‘OK let’s accept their offer…’ Senator Thune submitted that to President Trump. As is his right, [Trump] said ‘No! No deals with the Democrats.’ It would have worked. We could have had TSA paid by the end of the week but the President said ‘no deal.’” This is the DONALD TRUMP SHUTDOWN! Even Republicans are acknowledging it.

BOMBSHELL: Iran offered to give away ALL of its enriched uranium during peace talks in Geneva. The British thought it was a credible offer. Hours later, Trump started bombing Iran anyway. The US didn't want peace, they wanted war.

Tucker Carlson asked the question tonight that should have been asked before the first bomb dropped. “Was Iran about to get a nuclear weapon?” Joe Kent — Trump’s own Director of the National Counterterrorism Center: “No. They’ve had a religious ruling against nuclear weapons since 2004. We had no intelligence that ruling was being disobeyed.” No nuclear program. No intelligence of a threat. A religious ruling against it since 2004. Hegseth told his 13-year-old son: “They died for you so your generation doesn’t have to deal with a nuclear Iran.” There was no nuclear Iran. Kent confirmed it. Warner confirmed it. Murphy confirmed it from a classified briefing. Kent resigned over it. 14 Americans dead. $21 billion spent. An F-35 hit for the first time in history. 175 schoolgirls killed. Zero allied warships. Pearl Harbor invoked to Japan’s face. And the former Director of the National Counterterrorism Center just said on camera: We had no intelligence justifying this war. None. Never stop connecting the dots.

0.00196% of NCAA athletes are transgender. 0.0000001% of votes come from undocumented immigrants. This is what MAGA obsesses over.

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.

This is one of best on-the-nose impressions in SNL history.