Helena Haimes

@Morrisons There's an issue with your website: every time I try to add a new card it takes me back to the login screen. Others having the same issue. Trying to buy food for my elderly mum from abroad and no one from your cus service is replying! Help?!

@ConEdison I'll wait to thank you properly when someone actually turns up to restore the service, but I appreciate your efforts.

@HelenaHaimes We've reached out to the appropriate groups to have this matter looked into and have the service restored. ~RJF

@ConEdison Thanks to you, 400+ 3-5yo children and teachers at my child's school (K280 Brooklyn) are suffering in the heat due to inadequate AC. They're only waiting for you to energize a 2nd transformer so their window units will work. Why are you dragging your feet?!

@ConEdison I've just messaged you. Please make this an urgent priority.

@HelenaHaimes We're sorry to hear about the issue with the electric service for the school. Please DM us with the address so we can check the status of the outage and see what is going on with the repairs. ~RJF

@enterprisecares We've heard absolutely nothing from anyone at Enterprise after our horrible experience in Dec involving being made to drive a dangerously malfunctioning car, resulting in a missed flight. I'd like details for your legal department now please.

@enterprisecares Had a vile experience with your company in the UK involving an electric rental car with malfunctioning brakes/electrics, being made to drive said car with 4 year old in the back to get another car with no fuel in it, and a missed flight. I've emailed but nothing!

@LandsEnd We placed an order for our 4 year old's winter coat and gloves on 30 September. 10 days later, I've been told there are no guarantees it will ship this week even? We'll have to buy another in the interim. Will be ordering elsewhere in future.

@nxcare I'd also like to say that this experience was in stark contrast to the awesome driver we had from Gatwick to Bristol on June 28th, who was kind, witty, musical(!) and absolutely lovely to my 4 year old.

@HelenaHaimes Hi Helena, I am really sorry to hear that. You are entitled to two medium or one large suitcase each per person.

@nxcare Good to know, thank you. Might be worth reminding your staff to check whether people have actually exceeded your allowances before being rude.

@davidjmadden I'm pretty mesmerised, I must say. The Krishnan GM clip is like the cherry on the cake

@Hilsthepoet You're insulting hard working office cleaners, Mum!

Office cleaner - if her references are up to the mark

@allergyPhD Ugh, the back to back illnesses are really testing, aren’t they? Our 3 year old just got over a week-long gastro thing then slid straight into a cold…it’s unreal! Hope you recover quickly and manage to steal some decent sleep.

@tommortonsmith This looks wonderful. If it ever tours to NYC please let me know x

This would be amazing…hellgatenyc.com/its-monday-and…

@helen_nisbet They were always a hideous idea: I stood on a broken bottle wearing ballet flats at a party in Peckham in 2005. Sliced straight through the sole. Still got the scar.

Can't believe this kind of thing still goes on. Pay your workers.

My latest for @TheBrooklynRail – Alina Tenser's superb show at Hesse Flatow. You have 10 more days to catch this...brooklynrail.org/2022/03/artsee…

@davidjmadden SO batty.

Any artists ended up feeling duped after a bad residency experience with a large art organisation or NPO, or through a real estate developer looking to profit from their cultural capital? I'd love to chat for a piece I'm working on. hhaimes@gmail.com #artists #journorequest

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